When Chu Xiaoxiong was munching on a meat bun as he passed by the passageway, a masked man carried a huge door and walked past him.
The extremely eye-catching door number on it almost blinded his artificial 24K titanium eyes.
There was also a swordsman in Zorro's clothes who was gesturing.
"Hmph, you're looking down on me, the famous Detective Chu Xiaoxiong!”Chu Xiaoxiong took a bite of the meat bun and said indignantly.
The young lady leading the group stopped in her tracks and smiled awkwardly but politely at Chu Xiaoxiong.
In the director's office, Yan Ming scratched his head and asked curiously,""Could he have seen through it?"
"Cough cough, if I'm not wrong, it should be. I didn't expect Teacher He to actually invite this god back!”Director Xixi, who had just returned from another studio, smiled bitterly.
"You know him?" Yan Ming asked blankly.”
"Yes, do you still remember what Xiao Sa said about the super genius who completed all the subjects in Peking University in a year?”Director Xixi said.
Yan Ming nodded and replied," I remember. He never showed his face at Peking University, but he completed all the subjects in a year and graduated with the best results. In the end, Peking University's dean made an exception and invited him to stay in the school to teach. He was prepared to give him the youngest associate professor position, but he rejected it!”
"It's him. I saw him when I went to Peking University. He was only 18 years old back then, and I still have a deep impression of his face. It's like a nightmare that I can't shake off!”Director Xixi sighed.
Yan Ming's vision went black. He touched the Rapid Rescue Pill in his pocket and heaved a sigh of relief."Uncle Ho didn't do this on purpose, did he?”
"I don't think so. I just happened to see his conversation with Elder Li. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known that the genius Xiao Sa was talking about was so young!”Director Xixi sighed. At the same time, Chu Xiaoxiong must have been through nine years of compulsory education. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so outstanding.
"This is someone else's child. I really envy his parents for having such a child!”Yan Ming's face was full of envy and jealousy. Thinking about how his brat only knew how to play online games all day, he suddenly felt a little sad.
At this moment, a strange song was playing in the live broadcast room. The entire cinema was covered in blood. There was a dead body lying on the front row seat. Even Chu Xiaoxiong, who had been prepared, was dumbfounded.
Wasn't he afraid of being caught by the river crab?
The incomparably bloody scene made the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room tense up, and their breathing quickened.
Chu Xiaoxiong put on the gloves beside him and sat on the chair beside the deceased. He said calmly,"Honey diluted food coloring, plus ketchup. Brother, do you want me to tell you how to wash the coloring off? Otherwise, the coloring on your neck won't be washed off for at least a week!”
"How?" The corpse beside him asked in a low voice.
Although the corpse's voice was very soft, it was still transmitted into the live broadcast room through the microphone on Chu Xiaoxiong's chest.
"Pfft, haha, the corpse has come alive!"
"How unprofessional. He was actually resurrected by Little Brother!”
"If it were me, I would ask too. The dye is too difficult to clean!”
"Deduct 50 yuan from this corpse!" Yan Ming, the director, roared angrily. He felt a little tired. Why was he being tortured like this? Why was it so difficult for him to make a good variety show?
Why were there always some people who wanted to break the rules and attempt to provoke him with things outside the rules?
"Haha, add cleansing oil and shampoo, but don't use too much shampoo. It's not good for your skin!”Chu Xiaoxiong patted the corpse's shoulder and laughed.
"Yes!"
"Actually, before I came in, the program team gave me a few hints, but out of respect for murder cases, I will conduct professional reasoning!”
" Why did a 90-year-old woman die naked on the streets? Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Why did the Smurfs in the small shop get murdered repeatedly? Why did the covers of the girls 'dormitories get stolen frequently?”
"Who is the culprit of the serial rape of sows?”
"The old nun's door is being knocked on every night. Is she a human or a ghost?”
"Behind all the mysteries, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?”
" Is all of this a sexual outburst or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Please follow the perspective of the famous detective Chu Xiaoxiong. I will bring you back to the inner world of the murderer before the crime…!”
Chu Xiaoxiong picked up the case file on the table and spoke in a cadence.
His magnetic voice brought the show to a climax. Even Director Xixi and Yan Ming couldn't help but exclaim at Chu Xiaoxiong's literary talent.
To be able to come up with such a perfect script in such a short period of time, he was much better than their program team's copywriter.
"As a professional detective, we should first examine the cause of death of the deceased!”
"We can see that there are several irregular wounds on the victim's neck. The length of the wound is about three centimeters!”
"An adult weighing 60 kilograms has about 4800 milliliters of blood. If the blood loss reaches 30%, it will cause shock. Now, I can see that there is at least 50% blood on the ground!”
"From this, we can infer that the victim died from excessive bleeding after his carotid artery was cut by an irregular sharp instrument about three centimeters long!”Chu Xiaoxiong wrote down the cause of death on the case file.
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