Chu Xiaoxiong logged into a special software on his idle phone. This was a software he developed himself. This software was not open to the public and could only be installed by people he invited.
"Hermes, Tiffany, Chanel, Gucci, my Big Shell wants your Asian spokesperson!”Chu Xiaoxiong.
Hermès:" Got it. We'll make an official announcement now!"”
"Oh, I'll go to Beijing to sign the contract now!"”
Chanel,"Okay!"
"Long live the boss!"
Chu Xiaoxiong: "@ Huawei, give the new 5G global spokesperson to my Big Shell!”
"Alright. I wonder if Little Friend Chu would like to experience the fast internet speed?"”
Chu Xiaoxiong: " Forget it. My phone is directly connected to the satellite. The data is free. I can download a movie every second!”
"I'm impressed!"
Tiffany: " I'm so envious. I need a phone like this too!"”
" Boss, do you want me to mail you two boxes of clothes? I heard that China's express delivery speed has increased again!”
Chanel: " You deserve the new OL perfume. Now that you're offline for a week, I'm happy to mention Bugatti!”
Bugatti: " Why did you call me? Why did you mention me?"”
Chu Xiaoxiong was speechless.”
Chu Xiaoxiong felt a headache as he looked at the group of rich people who were serious in front of everyone but funny behind their backs. Then, he closed the Group chats and opened a private message.
"Old Li, if you investigate Senior Brother Hai Bo's matter, remove the ban!”Chu Xiaoxiong.
Elder Li,"…You didn't invite me to the wedding and you want me to withdraw the ban?”
"Please, we haven't sent out the wedding invitations yet. When the time comes, all of you will be missing!”Chu Xiaoxiong.
"Are you preparing to leave the industry?"”
"I'm retiring. I'm really going to be a salted fish. Six years ago, Pangu was completed, and the Oracle system has been replaced. It's time to retire after so many years!”Chu Xiaoxiong.
Old Li: " Retreat. The country is grateful to you. You saved the country 50 years!”
Chu Xiaoxiong closed the app silently. They should be thanking the salted fish system, not him. This would make him feel guilty.
"Host, you finally understand the feeling of me wiping your ass. Seventeen years, how many seventeen years are there in a person's life!”
Chu Xiaoxiong's face darkened." You're just a useless system, and you're telling me the time?" he roared.”
The System was speechless. Although I'm a System, I can feel the passage of time. In another tens of thousands of years, or even hundreds of thousands of years, I'll still fall behind!
"Done. Fu Hong will contact you when the time comes!”Chu Xiaoxiong hugged Xiaoshuang and snuggled up on the sofa, enjoying the little leisure time they had.
In a few days, he would be going to Feisha City, Xiao Shuang would be busy with her business, and Wang Cai would be boarding a pet shop.
No!
This is not the life I chose!
Chu Xiaoxiong suppressed his grief and said,"My shell, I feel like my good days are getting further and further away from me!"”
"Why?" Xiao Shuang raised her head and looked at Chu Xiaoxiong in confusion.
"When I was young, my dream was to be a salted fish king after I was twenty years old. I didn't have to do any work. Why am I busier than before?”
"Next week, I'm going to film The Great Detective. After The Great Detective is done, I'm going to accompany you to film the endorsement. Then, I'll film The Great Detective and prepare for the wedding. This is an endless loop.”Chu Xiaoxiong was glad that he did not encounter a system that would kill or eunuch him at any time.
Although the system was sometimes mischievous, most of the time, it was still there to clean up his mess.
Xiao Shuang sneered and got up from Chu Xiaoxiong's arms. She crossed her arms and looked at Chu Xiaoxiong."Do you not want to get married?"
"Yes, I miss you so much that I want to die. I want to tell the whole world that you, Zheng Xiaoshuang, are my, Chu Xiaoxiong's, princess consort for life!”Chu Xiaoxiong licked his lips and laughed.
"Yes!"
"What are you doing today?" Xiao Shuang asked.
Chu Xiaoxiong thought about it and said excitedly,"Lying down and basking in the sun!"”
"Sun your head! I'm going to Miss Na's house to see the baby today!”Xiao Shuang grabbed Chu Xiaoxiong's ear and roared.
"Hey!"
"Why didn't I know we were going to Miss Na's house?”Chu Xiaoxiong said gloomily.
Xiao Shuang's face was red with anger. She gritted her teeth and said hatefully,"Didn't you agree to it last night? Last night, you, Brother Jie, and Miss Na said in the video that you wanted to watch Tiaotiao and Qiaoqiao!”
"Is that so? How could I forget!" Chu Xiaoxiong felt wronged. He really did not remember which family he was going to thank today!
half an hour later
Chu Xiaoxiong and Xiao Shuang took two dozen packs of sugar-free whole milk and a bunch of health supplements from home and set off for Chaoyang District.
The thought of meeting He Sansui, who had a low IQ, gave him a headache. Last night, it was He Sansui and Little Chef Huang who got him drunk. Of course, he didn't care about Big Light, who grew up drinking red wine.
When Chu Xiaoxiong was not browsing Weibo, he and Xiao Shuang dominated the trending searches again.
Top search: Xiao Shuang's commercial value.
The second hot search was the official announcement of the four luxury goods.
Top search number three: Huawei's 5G spokesperson.
Trending number four: It's so difficult to get on the trending searches!
A group of salted fish from Truman was lying on the ground and chatting."Punch in 1008611. It's the first day Boss doesn't show his face.”
"Boss's popularity on Facebook has just dropped.”
"What are you thinking about? He actually wants to stop writing. He's indeed a salted fish king!”
"Look at the top trending search!"
"I'm not in the mood. I miss Boss's beautiful face!”
"F * ck, our princess consort has taken on four luxury jewelry endorsements, and it's even in the Asian region!”
"Let's go take a look first. We'll come back later and continue lying on the ground!”
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