"Hahaha! The rainforest is really interesting. This is my mother!”
"The image of these two people is quite interesting. They look like clothes that only the elderly in the countryside would wear in the past!”
"You can say that you've put in a lot of effort! After all, the time is so short!"
The audience in the live broadcast room watched Reba and Rainforest's performance and immediately burst into laughter.
"No, this is my wife!" Rainforest looked at the aunties and uncles who were laughing loudly. He immediately felt that he had made a mistake and corrected them.
"We're a generation behind!" Reba also said.
"It's the first time we've seen so many cameras, so it's normal to be a little nervous.”Yaya still showed her two little canine teeth.
"How about this, uncle and auntie? We are a talk show. We need to have a topic to talk about so that we won't be nervous. Today, we will talk about yesterday, today, and tomorrow!”
"This time, Uncle will speak first!" Ya Ya said as she handed the microphone to Rainforest.
"I'll go first!" Rainforest tidied up her tunic suit and sat down on the sofa.
"Yesterday, I stayed up all night preparing!”
"Today, I'm here!"
"Tomorrow, we are preparing to go back! Thank you!"
"Hahaha!" When the uncles and aunties saw Rainforest and Reba's performance, they burst out laughing. This was because it was the same for their first time on a television talk show! Looking at Rainforest and Reba, they were exactly the same as them.
"Sir, I'm not asking you to talk about yesterday. I'm asking you to talk about the past!”Ya Ya corrected him.
"Yesterday before, that means the day before yesterday. We received the notice from the village the day before yesterday. Thank you!”Reba opened his mouth and lost one of his front teeth. Looking at Reba's exquisite face, he immediately smiled.
"Uncle, Auntie. I'm not talking about a day. I'm looking back at the past, telling the present, and looking forward to the future. Do you understand?”Ya Ya corrected him.
"Ah, you're talking about the past, present, and future!”Rainforest said in realization.
"Yes, yes, yes, that's what I mean. Then who will speak first?”Ya Ya asked.
"I'll go first!" As Rainforest spoke, he took out a small notebook from his pocket!
"There's still preparation!" Ya Ya looked at Rainforest's actions and smiled.
"Cough cough!" Rainforest dipped a piece of paper in his saliva and opened his notebook.
"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place. They worked together to cross the century, and a flood did not happen. Thank you!"
"It's my turn!" Reba took out a small notebook from his pocket and read it out while trembling. "The spring breeze of reform blows through the door, and the people of China are in high spirits. The gulf is quite annoying, the United States and Britain are bullying people together. Thank you!"
"How is this a talk show? This is a poetry competition!”Ya Ya said helplessly.
"Uncle, aunt, relax. Don't be nervous.”Ya Ya said directly.
"Then you should have said so earlier!" Rainforest took off his shoes after hearing Yaya's words. He sat cross-legged on the sofa. Reba followed suit and sat cross-legged on the sofa.
"No, I told you to relax. I meant to relax your mind. Why are you relaxing your feet?”Reba asked Rainforest. "Hurry up and put on your shoes!"
As time passed, the skit continued to play. During this period, the uncles and aunties laughed non-stop. Even the audience in the live broadcast room laughed until they were rolling back and forth!
"Then let's continue asking. Back then, when you and Auntie were in a relationship, who pursued who?”Ya Ya continued to ask.
"Actually, Ya Ya, if you have good eyesight, you should be able to tell that your uncle is very handsome!”Rainforest said shyly.
"Why don't you tell the truth!" Reba was instantly unhappy after hearing Rainforest's words! "Let the fire see your old face, a typical eggplant face!”
"This is the face of a child. Why doesn't he know how to appreciate beauty? This is an authentic pig kidney face!" Rainforest retorted unhappily.
"When I was young, I wasn't boasting. I had willow leaves, curved eyebrows, and a cherry mouth.”Reba squinted his eyes and smiled. "Our neighbor, Second Brother Wu, trembled when he saw me!”
"Forget it. Second Brother Wu has cerebral hemorrhage. He's showing off to everyone!”The rainforest had come to tear down the stage.
"Auntie, how did Uncle woo you back then?”Ya Ya walked up to Reba and asked.
"Back then, he was just trying to get close to me. He found an opportunity to chat with me and even gave me secret glances when he had nothing to do!”Reba said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense. I remember that I've given your family a pen, a table, and even a big black pot. When did I make eyes at you?”Rainforest recalled.
"What the hell is a leer!"
"Why don't you understand? How uncultured!" Reba leaned against the edge of the rainforest and said helplessly. " Autumn's Spinach!"
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