A stunning wet nurse?
Bang!
Ah Ke slammed the computer table angrily and said angrily,""Lin Fan, you need to see an eye doctor! My front area is so swollen, and you still say that I have breasts?”
"Isn't that too much?"
"Apologize! If you don't apologize, I'll give you a bad review!”
In order to increase the threat of her words, Ah Ke directly threw out a bad review.
"Uh-"
"It's true that your front is bulging, but the key is that it's not the moon!”
" The fabric at the chest area of your dress is very thick. If I can treat it as a chest area, then I really need to give my eyes to someone who needs them…"
Lin Fan looked at Ah Ke's dress on the screen and said faintly.
Logically speaking, the moon was the moon, the cloth was the cloth, and the breast paste was the breast paste.
Although Lin Fan had never used any of these before, he could still differentiate them clearly.
"I…"
Ah Ke was rendered speechless by Lin Fan's logical words.
Great!
Your eyesight... It was indeed very good. He did not need to go to the optometrist, nor did he need to give it to people who needed it.
"Alright, let's not dwell on this matter anymore. Although the moon is a little small, I'll forgive you for cosplaying as the Guardian of the Stars!”
"Ah!"
"Stop talking. If you say it again, I'll cry!”
Ah Ke saw that Lin Fan was going to bring up her breasts every time he opened his mouth. She slammed the table and threw out her true trump card.
Even bad reviews don't work, right?
He could only cry.
Crying, throwing a tantrum, and hanging himself were all women's innate skills. They were not undeserved.
"Okay, I won't say it, I won't say it!”
Lin Fan saw Ah Ke's red eyes and quickly surrendered.
If a man was reduced to the point of making a woman cry…
Then... It was a little too much of a failure.
Hearing Lin Fan's slightly flustered words, Ah Ke's eyes turned and she revealed a playful smile. She said crisply,"
"Hmph, now it's my turn not to forgive you. If you don't coax me, I'm going to cry!”
As she spoke, Ah Ke leaned towards the camera." Lin Fan, I know you're watching the live broadcast. Look at my eyes. Are my eyeballs rolling?"”
"In order to make you forgive me, I spent more than two hours cosplaying as the Guardian of the Stars.”
"If you don't do something, I'm going to cry! Cry! Understand?"
"I…"
Lin Fan saw that Ah Ke was threatening him with tears in her eyes. He was speechless." Wait, control your emotions first and give me some time to think, okay?"”
"Ten seconds!"
"Five! Four! Three!"
"Didn't you say ten seconds? Why are you three?"
"Humph! Please don't talk logic to women!"
"Wait! Wait! I... Shall I sing you a song?"
Lin Fan, who had been forced into a corner by Ah Ke, could only think of singing a song to make Ah Ke forgive him.
"Sing! Sing!"
"I've been in the live broadcast room for more than three hours. Finally, I'm waiting for my little brother to sing. It's not easy!”
"Answer! Answer! Answer!"
"Yes, we want to hear the answer. We want to hear the live version!”
"By the way, do you have any other songs that you're good at? Hehe!"
Ah Ke looked at the bullet screen and said,""Singing? Not bad!"
"But you can't use the answer to brush me off!”
"As for whether I forgive you or not? That will depend on your performance!"
Ah Ke didn't dare to let Lin Fan sing the answer because she knew that if she listened to that song that could easily make people fall in love, she wouldn't be in the mood to cry anymore.
That kind of sweet love was really difficult to make people sad.
"Can't you sing the answer?"
"Humph! As expected, you're planning to use an answer to brush me off!”
Hearing Lin Fan's words, Ah Ke wrinkled her pretty nose and said in a muffled voice.
This guy was really too evil!
"Cough cough, alright, alright. If I don't sing the answer, then I won't sing. Let me think about what I should sing!”
"Ten! Seven! Five!"
"Why did you start the countdown again?”
Lin Fan saw that Ah Ke had started the countdown again and felt helpless. While he was asking questions, he quickly thought about which song to sing.
Speaking of which, there were quite a few songs that became popular in 2018…
"Humph! Don't talk logic to an angry woman. I just want to count down. Why do you care?”
Ah Ke rubbed her eyes, keeping them red, and then continued the countdown.
Helpless, Lin Fan could only close his eyes and sing a cappella according to the familiar melody in his mind.
As soon as he spoke, Ah Ke and the audience in front of their computers, phones, and tablets all fell silent.
"If…"
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