In the following days, I continued to cultivate. Until a long, long time later, I suddenly realized that my body had changed. It should be a sign that I was about to descend into the world. I very harmoniously informed my mother, who was not very good-tempered.
After a day and a night, the house was busy. After I heard my mother shouting at me for the entire afternoon, I finally came out. However, why couldn't I see her? At this moment, I heard a very sad voice."Eggs?"
I answered directly," You're the egg. Your whole family is eggs. He's a dragon ball, and the best dragon ball!"”
"Hey, this egg is fun. Not only can it talk, but it can also scold people.”It was still that boy from before. I was furious. I immediately used Desire to hit him. I felt something stop me. Soon, I felt my skin break. I finally saw the sun.
I looked left and right. There were countless curious eyes looking at me. I followed my surroundings and smiled sinisterly as I rushed towards a certain man in the room. Although I was a little small now, I was still considered a god. I directly stepped on that man's foot and blocked my ears.
I let out a miserable scream. The man looked at me with an aggrieved expression. Everyone around me shook their heads. The man waited for me to threaten,"Get down or I'll bite you!"
I smiled sinisterly and said,"I'm the ancestor of biting people. If I didn't want the monk's head, would I have come down?"”I said indifferently. At this moment, a white light suddenly appeared in the room. I didn't even turn my head and said,"I say, old man, aren't you a little late?”
"You're not late. You're just in time. You're lucky.”Grand Supreme Elder said as usual.
"Hey, old man, can I still see my little fool?”I asked.
"The karma between you two is not over yet, so you can naturally meet. However, what kind of path do you want to walk? You're a human now." Grand Supreme Elder said with a smile.
I tilted my head and thought for a long time. It's just an extra body, okay?"
Grand Supreme Elder looked at me helplessly. After a long time, he said,"It's good to not forget your roots."
I was helpless. I just asked in a very harmonious manner,"Old man, do you have any benefits for me? You're a big immortal, so you won't run away for nothing.”
Taishang Laojun was very conflicted and said,"What if I say no?"”
"Asking me to take a bite or two is also a gift.”I grinned as I looked at Grand Supreme Elderly Lord. This old man's background wasn't small. A bite should taste good. Looking at my appearance, Grand Supreme Elder swallowed his saliva and directly started to take out things. He would rather lose money than be bitten by me.
Thus, I was honored to receive a Merit Jade Plate, a gourd of medicine, and a pill cauldron. I looked at him and said,"Old man, don't say that I'm greedy. Can you at least give us some storage items?" Also, instead of giving me a gourd, it's more reliable to just give me a pile of recipes.”
Thus, I inexplicably became the last disciple of the Grand Supreme Elder. Of course, I obtained a storage bracelet, a pile of jade slips, and three incense sticks. "Why are you giving me incense?" I looked at the incense in my hand in confusion.
"This is a difficult incense. If there's something you can't handle, light it up. However, you only have three chances.”The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord was really hard to say.
"I said, I'll order some. When I feel that it's about time, I'll pinch it, okay? That way, I can burn it a few more times.”I said cunningly. Grand Supreme Elder turned around and left, but I still refused to let it go."Old man, don't be so petty.”After I watched the old man leave, I smiled and said,"Sigh! It seems that I have a bad reputation in the upper echelons.”When I looked at the dumbfounded people around me, I grinned. "Just call me Zhu Zi, I'm a dragon pearl spirit.”I communicated with them in the most understandable language. I looked at the group of people around me who kept twitching their mouths. I was more or less a little depressed. Am I very rare? Sigh. I first looked at Chance who kept calling me an egg. My good friend leaned into him in love. When he picked me up, I was very happy and peed on him.
The man was extremely depressed. Looking at the urine on his body, he was sure that this little wimp was doing it on purpose. The people around him were already cramping from laughing. I gave him face and rubbed my little butt against his body. After making sure it was clean, I chose to slap his hand and leave.
Just as everyone was curious about what I was going to do, I actually pooped on that man's left foot and even went to his right side to wipe my butt with my pants. After making sure that I was clean enough, I rushed towards the mother. Everyone's faces darkened. It was only after a long time that I found out that it was my father. However, I had also developed a good habit of pooping on him.
I lay back in my mother's arms and started to drink milk. No matter what, I had to rely on her now. Eat, eat, eat. I won't die from eating pearls. After I finished eating, I chose to rest and think about my own problems.
"Before I came down, I bit the Celestial Thearch, the Queen Mother, and Tathagata. I took this time to think about the knowledge I just absorbed. They were all peak figures in the immortal world. If they could learn a little, it would be enough for a long time.
I went to sleep, and that old man Matong was already gritting his teeth. I ignored him. Anyway, he couldn't hit a child, right? Thus, I didn't think much of it and continued to sleep. Under the threat of everyone's gazes, a certain man resigned himself to his fate and went to take a shower. It seemed that his daughter was stingy and had powerful magic power. It was not reliable to expect him to protect her back. A certain man is wailing
After I finished thinking, I said proudly,"I'm not an egg, she's a pearl. If you say I'm an egg again, I'll treat you like a toilet bowl forever. Bullying a pearl will lead to consequences!”My arrogance made everyone speechless.
Heaven and earth pitied them. Why was their generation so energetic? Why was he so unreasonable? Why did he not stop until he shocked everyone? Sigh! Everyone discovered a very serious problem, and that was that I definitely wasn't a child who casually descended to the mortal world.
When I was one year old, when they were choosing a gift for me, they realized that I really couldn't be an ordinary child. Who could directly give the three books of heaven, earth and man as a one-year-old gift? This little doll dared. Of course, this family believes in fate. They believe that these three books are fated with me, so they reluctantly gave them to me.# Cancel all reviews: wdd201302 Time:111420185: 54PM #
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