" Mom, I'm so sleepy. Can you let me sleep a little longer?" I looked at her innocently.
"Still sleeping? My dear daughter, it's already so late. If you continue sleeping, you'll become a pig. Look at the daughter of the auntie next door…"
“STOP！
I immediately interrupted my mother. She had already said this sentence almost 100 times. The daughter of the auntie next door was quite good. She was so fleshy. It was just that she was a little fat compared to my 163 cm and 46 kg figure. She had yet to reach the level of the laughing star, He Jing Jing. However, her mother always described her in one sentence:
"You got Han Hong's disease, but you didn't get Han Hong's life.”
Even so, is it still her fault? I don't understand. Why does Mom use her as an analogy whenever I laze in bed? I really feel wronged for her.
"However, Mom, if there is a next life, I am willing to become a pig because I can eat, sleep, and eat every day without any worries, haha.”
"Then I'll specialize in killing pigs."
" Cough cough." I almost choked to death as I drank the water." Mom, you don't have to pick on me, do you? Am I really your biological son?”I looked at her innocently.
"Alright, cut the crap. Hurry up and get dressed. Let's go somewhere first and get ready to leave at five o'clock in the evening.”
Sigh, my mother used to be so gentle and virtuous. She never spoke loudly to me, but now she shouts at me at every turn. God, give me back my other mother.
Otherwise, I won't give you any more drumsticks. Humph!
"Oh."
I reluctantly opened the closet to look for suitable clothes.
"What should I wear?" I said to myself
However, I couldn't find a single piece that was suitable even though I looked at the entire wardrobe. It was understandable. I had the temperament of a common girl. As long as I went shopping, I would buy any clothes that looked good without hesitation (sometimes, I would buy them after being blown to sleep by Yu Qian 'Er). In the end, after I bought them, I started to regret it. In the end, even though it looked like a wardrobe full of clothes, there were actually not many that I liked to wear.
It was because of this that my mother limited my monthly living expenses. That was too cruel. How could he give a 50% discount from 3,000 yuan?
'I'm depressed. She's too ruthless. I don't even have the money to buy clothes. Forget it, I'll just wear that pair of washed jeans. Maybe my mom will be soft-hearted and stop deducting my living expenses when she sees it. Haha, I'm too smart. As expected of Yi Youxuan, hahaha…'
"What are you laughing at? Don't even think about it." Her mother suddenly walked in with a piece of clothing in her hand.
Two minutes later, the earth shook.
"Ah…Mom, why do you want me to wear a dress? It's not like you don't know that I never wear this kind of thing.”I gritted my teeth and looked at the white chiffon dress on my body. My entire body felt unnatural.
"Wow, I didn't expect my daughter to be so beautiful in a dress. She looks like an angel. All I need is a pair of snow-white wings!" His mother was still fantasizing.
I'll fall!
"Mom, those with wings might not be angels. They might be birdmen!”
"This brat is always so frivolous. She's quite fast at picking up such a messy accent.”Mom made a gesture to hit me as she spoke. Haha, of course she couldn't do it! I'm her precious daughter.
"How am I not serious? Mom, didn't you say something to me before? You said that the one riding the white horse might not be the prince but also Tang Sanzang. Haha…"
Mom rolled her eyes and then laughed with me.
See, although I only have my mother, we have always lived a very happy life. Most of the time, we are like sisters and can joke about anything! Sometimes, they would even fight with each other.
"Mom, do you really want me to wear this?”I turned around in the mirror
"You have to learn to wear dresses in the future. What was a girl like that? She was always so boisterous and had a mouth full of vulgarities.”
"I'm not full of vulgarities. When have I not said vulgarities because I have to? I like it like this. Besides, I'm your child. This is my nature. I can't change it.”I explained patiently.
"Even if I can't change it, I have to change it."
I just don't understand why Mom wants me to walk the ladylike path? To me, this is even harder than climbing Mount Everest. Besides, I can't stand weak girls the most. When they encounter a situation, they only know how to scream. It feels too pretentious to me.
"Mom, do you have to make me wear something so flashy?”I continued to say smugly and tidied my floating hair." I think I'd better not wear it.”Just as she was about to take off her dress.
"If you dare to take it off, I'll deduct two months of your living expenses. If you want to go out and work, take it off.”Mom threatened me fiercely.
Ruthless, too ruthless, always rubbing my weak points.
"Mom, let me tell you. Don't say that you're going to deduct my living expenses for no reason. If you force me into a corner, I…I'll run away from home.”
"If you have the ability, then leave. I guarantee that no one will be willing to take you in.”
"Tsk, what kind of international joke is this? With my lovable appearance, do you think I'm afraid that no one will take me in?”I posed confidently.
"Wow, you're so awesome! Then go ahead, but once you leave this door, don't ever think about stepping in again!”
“DAMN! You win. Just you wait, I'll get out of your clutches sooner or later.”I swore a venomous oath.
"Alright, I can't wait!" Looking at Mom's carefree appearance, I felt depressed.
Everyone, let's witness it together. Is my mother ruthless enough?
Just like that, under extreme pressure, I put on this hateful dress.
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