Mu Wanqing held her forehead and looked at the three handsome men in front of her with a pained expression. Unfortunately, she was not blessed enough to enjoy it. He immediately complained in his heart. Did anyone tell her what sin she had committed or which god she had offended to arrange such a melodramatic episode in her life?
"Qin Tian." Qin Tian stood up and extended his right hand to Gu Xiaohang, who had just walked into the living room.
"Gu Xiaohang." Gu Xiaohang smiled faintly and shook his hand.
Chi Shuai leaned back in his chair and glanced at Gu Xiaohang from the corner of his eyes. He snorted and said,""Gu Xiaohang? Who are you?"
Gu Xiaohang was stunned at first, then he walked toward Chi Shuai and extended his right hand politely.""Hello,"
"Yes, I am. Chi Shuai." Chi Shuai responded lazily, his nasal voice deliberately showing.
"Oh my god! Gu Xiaohang? A new generation of idols who were musicians, singers, and actors!”At this moment, Shen Mengyun was looking at Gu Xiaohang with a face full of admiration. As expected, her heart shaped eyes had already turned into heart shaped eyes.
"He's also the male lead of the movie.”Qin Tian added.
"Wow! That was great! She really didn't expect Gu Xiaohang to be more handsome in person than on television!”
"Thank you." Gu Xiaohang politely nodded and returned Shen Mengyun a smile.
Mu Wanqing swore that at that moment, she heard Shen Mengyun's excited gasp.
"Senior. I told you we would meet soon.”
Mu Wanqing was still in a daze when Gu Xiaohang's clear and charming voice rang in her ears. When she came back to her senses, she realized that Gu Xiaohang had already extended his fair and slender hands in front of her. Mu Wanqing adjusted her breathing and smiled at Gu Xiaohang. She said politely,""Thank you so much for yesterday."
"Senior, you're too polite."
Wait, what did he call me? Senior? Did he graduate from the same university as her? Was he still the male lead of the upcoming movie? Why was it so messy? Mu Wanqing felt that her brain was on strike. It was difficult for her to digest Gu Xiaohang's two new identities.
Qin Tian's lips curled up slightly. A complicated expression flashed across his face. However, it was only for a moment before he regained his calm and self-restraint. This Gu Xiaohang was indeed not simple.
"Handsome, come and sit here. Help me sign an autograph after dinner." Shen Mengyun enthusiastically invited Gu Xiaohang to sit down. She helped Gu Xiaohang set the table and said," Wanqing, you're really lucky with women. You twisted your ankle and you made three handsome men nervous."”
Awkward!
A deathly silence!
Mu Wanqing's face immediately turned red and she lowered her head as low as she could. She wanted to bite her tongue off. She suddenly had the urge to make herself disappear.
Chi Shuai's mouth stiffened slightly as he looked at the situation in front of him. The bitterness in his heart made him unable to resist provoking Gu Xiaohang.
"He's just an actor. Is there a need to be so excited? Wasn't she just an actress? Actors are heartless, bitches are heartless." Chi Shuai rolled his eyes at Shen Mengyun and said casually.
Chi Shuai's words had once again caused the atmosphere to become extremely awkward.
Mu Wanqing felt as if she was nailed to her seat. Her palms were already covered in a thin layer of sweat, and she looked at Gu Xiaohang with some worry.
Could she understand that Chi Shuai was showing off to Gu Xiaohang?
Chi Shuai was a proud and possessive person. However, in Mu Wanqing's eyes, Chi Shuai was like a willful child who had his candy snatched away.
Chi Shuai's harsh words did not provoke Gu Xiaohang's anger at all. It made people admire Gu Xiaohang's amazing self-restraint.
A faint smile appeared on his face as he calmly looked at Chi Shuai and said,""You may have misunderstood. There was an old saying in the streets that went,'A bitch is heartless, and an actor is heartless.' In the old society, the common people divided people into three, six, and nine classes. While they ridiculed the rich and powerful, they also demonized most of the artists. As the saying went," bitches are heartless, actors are heartless." With the advancement of information technology and the evolution of civilization, people discovered that celebrities were just like ordinary people. They had blood, flesh, and righteousness. They were even more affectionate and noble. I think this famous designer Chi must have received a higher education and has been in all kinds of situations. He can't possibly not know such simple common sense, right? The key to a person was to learn to keep himself clean and self-love. If he did not know self-love and indulged in romantic places all day long, wouldn't he be worse than an actress?”
An expert. After hearing Gu Xiaohang's words, the two words flashed and enlarged in Mu Wanqing's mind.
"You…"
Gu Xiaohang's words were neither servile nor overbearing, and they were reasonable. Chi Shuai was so embarrassed that his blood boiled, but he could not flare up. She did not expect that she would be so unlucky as to suffer a loss at Qin Tian and Gu Xiaohang's hands one after another today, and her face immediately turned ashen.
In an instant, Mu Wanqing felt that the air around her seemed to have thinned. Shen Mengyun dared to rush out to smooth things over and said with a smile,""The food is getting cold. Everyone, hurry up and eat.”
Mu Wanqing heaved a sigh of relief in her heart and the atmosphere eased up a little. However, she felt that the current situation seemed calm, but it was actually the calm before the storm.
She stared at the dining table in a daze for a long time. Would the next scene be the three handsome guys fighting under the dining table, secretly kicking each other, and then the dining table would shake and fall apart…
Mu Wanqing felt a little dizzy. She seemed to have lost a lot of brain cells today.
"Wanqing, eat more." Qin Tian picked up another piece of green vegetables into her already full bowl.
"Wanqing, have a bowl of soup." Chi Shuai stood up and served her a bowl of seaweed and egg soup.
"Senior, you're too skinny. Come, eat more meat!”Gu Xiaohang moved a plate of meat wrapped in wok in front of her.
Mu Wanqing lowered her head and protested in a voice that only she could hear,""Three handsome guys, can you allow me to slowly digest…"
Shen Mengyun looked at the three handsome men who had not stopped putting food and meat into Mu Wanqing's bowl. She suddenly lamented why the treatment for women was so different. She was treated like an invisible person by the handsome men.
"Wanqing, eat more beef. It can supplement your iron.”Qin Tian took a piece of beef with scallion into Mu Wanqing's bowl that was already piled up like a small mountain and said dotingly," This dish tastes good. I'll make it for you myself another day."”
Chi Shuai glanced at Qin Tian and said with contempt,""The most important thing for a man is to be skilled. Only then can he be cute and protect women. As for cooking, wouldn't it be solved by hiring a nanny?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Xiaohang put down his chopsticks and raised his head."According to what you said, everything will be fine if we hire a bodyguard. In my opinion, the most important thing is to be considerate and learn to coax women. When she's unhappy, you have to make her happy. When she's happy, you have to make her even happier. Senior, don't you think so?" Gu Xiaohang looked at Mu Wanqing and snapped his fingers.
Instantly, Mu Wanqing felt two pairs of eyes staring at her. This Gu Xiaohang just had to throw such a difficult answer at her. It was as if as long as she nodded and agreed, she would immediately be eaten alive by the owner of those two gazes. Thus, Mu Wanqing hurriedly took a mouthful of rice, her words muffled and unclear. This should be considered neutral.
In this strange silence, Shen Mengyun's little universe suddenly exploded. She gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and said boldly,""I have a good idea. I want to test the reaction of the three handsome men and see which one is better at making women happy.”
Mu Wanqing shot her a look of disdain, but Shen Mengyun immediately filtered it out. Little girl, do you dare not embarrass this person? Sigh, now that the three men in front of her had already made her fall into a passionate relationship, there was another one who was infatuated with handsome men and came out to mess around. She was really careless in making friends. Mu Wanqing suddenly felt a large flock of crows flying over her head.
"Alright, tell me the rules." Chi Shuai was eager to try.
Shen Mengyun glanced at Qin Tian and Gu Xiaohang, who remained silent. The two of them had tacitly agreed to join the test.
Shen Mengyun burst into laughter and said,"" Since we're at the dining table now, I'll ask the three of you to tell a joke about the dining table in turn. The requirement is that it's novel, and these three jokes must be connected in turn.”Shen Mengyun thought for a moment and added," It's just that these three jokes can be combined into a joke story."”
For a moment, the three handsome men's brains were working at high speed.
"I've thought it through. I'll go first." Chi Shuai replied.
So Chi Shuai spoke frankly. A friend went to Beijing for a business trip, and his local colleagues were very hospitable. That night, they hosted a banquet in a private room of a special hotel to welcome him. The waitress at the side was very beautiful. She was new and inexperienced, so she was a little nervous.
Everyone sat down and someone called out,"Miss, tea!"
The young lady quickly went forward and pointed with her finger. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, a total of seven!
Everyone laughed, and one of them added, pour the tea!
The young lady quickly "checked" again. 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, still seven.
Someone asked, What are you counting? The young lady hesitated for a moment before answering in a low voice," I'm a dog.
Everyone was furious and shouted anxiously,"Call your manager over!"
The manager came in, put his hands down and smiled awkwardly, and asked: Gentlemen, what can I do for you?
The leader said,"Don't ask too much. Go and check this lady's age and zodiac."
The manager was puzzled and did as he was told. He replied, 18 years old, a dog!
Everyone laughed. The leaders were magnanimous and did not pursue the matter, but everyone was magnanimous and did not pursue the matter.
The young lady and the manager felt as if they had fallen into a fog.
After Chi Shuai finished speaking, he didn't make the others laugh. Instead, he let out a few dry coughs.
" Overall, it meets the standard." Shen Mengyun gave Chi Shuai a way out. Her gaze shifted between Qin Tian and Gu Xiaohang as she asked," Who's coming down?"”
"I'll do it." Gu Xiaohang thought for a moment and said,"The main course is served. Roast lamb leg, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of pepper and salt." A Beijinger loved this dish. He grabbed a lamb leg without hesitation and took a bite. He started to eat it heartily. When the young lady saw it, she said, Sir, you have to dip this in it.
The bro looked at the lady suspiciously and then at his local colleagues. The local colleague said,'It's better to eat it dipped in water.
This bro stood up with the lamb leg and took another bite.
The lady quickly came over and asked,"Sir, do you need anything?"
What? No, he didn't.
Then please sit down and eat.
This bro muttered as he sat down and looked at everyone, feeling lost. He carefully brought the lamb leg to his mouth and took a bite.
The young lady said again: Sir, this should be eaten with dipping.
The brother stood up and waved his leg of lamb as he shouted angrily," She had to stand and eat while sitting. How was she supposed to eat?？
Before Gu Xiaohang could finish, Shen Mengyun had already started laughing. After a long while, he stopped laughing and threw his gaze towards Qin Tian.
Qin Tian smiled slightly and said unhurriedly," Stewed tortoise!
Everyone was very happy, but did not forget the rules, someone with chopsticks hit the turtle said: Leaders move, leaders move!
The leader looked at the turtle's head that was shaking and was unhappy. He did not want to echo the end of this sentence, but he did not want to go against everyone's good intentions. Therefore, he took a spoon and drank the soup."Good, good! Everyone, please make yourselves at home.
Someone praised him and said: Yes... Bastard should drink soup! The leader was so angry that he almost spat out food.
Before long, the soup was about to run out, and something round floated out and asked, Miss, what is this?
The young lady hurriedly replied,"It's a bastard."
Everyone was pleasantly surprised,"Leader eats first, Leader eats first!"
This time, the leader didn't hear the words "unlucky" and was very happy. He called out to Miss, Give everyone a share!
After a long time, the lady did not move. The leader asked angrily, Why, can't you tell?
Miss said awkwardly,"Seven people, six bastards, how do you want me to divide them?"
This time, Qin Tian's joke almost made the others present laugh until they spat out food. Even Chi Shuai and Gu Xiaohang tried their best to hold back their laughter, and the veins on their foreheads could be faintly seen. Shen Mengyun was laughing so hard that she could barely catch her breath.
Mu Wanqing stopped smiling and suddenly had a feeling--
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