iPartment: I Am Zhang Yida
29 Teasing Zeng Xiaoxian

"Wow, I didn't expect such a talent.”Yifei said excitedly. She obviously didn't expect to hear such a classic dialogue after listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's program."What are you doing?" Yifei spoke for a long time, but no one responded to her.

"Yifei, I suddenly thought of something fun. I can call Teacher Zeng's radio station later and tease him.”Zhang Wei suddenly said to Yifei.

"What is it?"

"You'll know later. Give me the phone.”

Luckily, the call connected and didn't go through Wan Yu's firewall.

"Hello, I'm a good man. I'm Zeng Xiaoxian.”

Zhang Wei pretended to lower his voice and said," Hello, Teacher Zeng. I've caught a cold today. My voice is a little hoarse. Please don't mind me."”

"It's okay. Is there anything I can help you with?”

"It's like this. My relative introduced a girl to my cousin. She's very beautiful and elegant. It felt good to go on a few dates.

This morning, she had invited him to a cafe with a girl who looked a little like her. At first, her cousin thought that she was her sister.

In the end, she told him that they were 'Les'. At first, his cousin didn't understand what it meant, but later, he realized that it meant lesbians.”

"Ah! What happened after that?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"She said that they love each other very much. Although they can't have a common child, they can have a common father.

After meeting my cousin a few times, I feel that he's not bad. He's also quite good-looking. That was why she wanted him to be the children's father.

The girl on the blind date and her cousin got married. Then, the three of them would live together.

Cousin could have sex with either of them as long as he needed to, but he couldn't accept it together.

And after they had sex, the two of them slept together while Cousin slept alone.

She could spend Saturday with him, but she had to leave Sunday to them.”

"Ah! Wasn't this decision too hasty?”Zeng Xiaoxian cursed in his heart. Damn it, why can't I encounter such a good thing?

"Anyway, my cousin's mind was blank at that time, so I told them to wait for a reply."”

"I think you can persuade them first. Of course, I don't discriminate against lesbians. I just think that heterosexual people are better.”Zeng Xiaoxian said awkwardly, but in his heart, he said, What's there to consider? I can't wait to help you.

"I didn't mean to ask you that. When I got home, I told my family about this. My cousin's parents were adamant about it. During the argument, they accidentally broke the screen of the phone. I want to ask you, how much does it cost to change the screen in the phone shop?”

Not only Zeng Xiaoxian, even Hu Yifei was stunned when she heard the last sentence.

"Is that what you wanted to ask?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in disbelief.

"Right, what else do you think I was going to ask you?”

Zeng Xiaoxian asked,"Then what were those long things you said before?"”

"The first part is just a foreshadowing!”

Peng, a loud sound came from the other end of the phone.

"Teacher Zeng, are you still there?"

"Um, about that, I think it's more reliable for you to go to the phone store and ask because the price is different in every place.”Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone with a dry smile.

"Where did you see all this? I just searched online for a long time, but I couldn't find anything.”Yifei said to Zhang Wei as she took out her phone.

"I saw it by accident too. I forgot where it was.”Zhang Wei said perfunctorily.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was far away at the radio station, felt like his heart had been hit by a million points of impact. Did he not look at the almanac when he went out today? Why were there weirdos everywhere!

Zeng Xiaoxian's program ended happily. It wasn't Zeng Xiaoxian who was happy, but the audience. As expected, there were experts among the people. Every one of them was a comedy actor. Then, Zhang Wei's abdominal muscles burst out laughing.

The next day, Zhang Wei was sitting on the sofa reading a book when the doorbell rang. Meijia went to open the door and saw a woman standing there. As expected, this was Sister Shan.

Sister Shan did not treat herself as an outsider at all. She ignored Meijia who opened the door and shouted for Lu Ziqiao as soon as she entered. Zhang Wei took out his phone and sent a text message, The fish had entered the net. Soon after, she received another text message,[Wait for me, I'll be right there.]

"And you are?" Mika asked in confusion.

"His manager? Who are you? Lu Ziqiao already has a daughter?" Lightning Gorge asked.

"I'm his roommate, but I'm glad you think I'm so young. How could he have such a beautiful daughter?”Mika said proudly.

"I was just joking. Actually, you look like his aunt. You definitely didn't hear my humor.”

"Yo, handsome, you look quite iconic. What do you think? Are you interested in becoming an actor?”Lightning Gorge said.

Zhang Wei directly ignored her and continued to read the book in his hand. Lightning Gorge was not interested and started chatting with Lu Ziqiao.

Zhang Wei didn't know how much time had passed, but it felt as if a thousand years had passed. Yifei finally arrived.

As soon as she entered, Lu Ziqiao pulled her aside."Yifei, my manager is here. Please go easy on me. I finally have an advertisement to shoot.”

"I'll put in a good word for you if you pay me last month's rent.”

"Deal."

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