Lu Ziqiao continued,"There is no rehearsal in my life. It is a live broadcast every day."”After saying that, he smiled and made a pose at the probe.
"Hey, Ziqiao, I've known you for so long, but this is the only thing you can say that sounds so nice.”Zhang Wei said to Lu Ziqiao.
"Sigh, there's no television station yet, and there's already paparazzi?”Zeng Xiaoxian was a little narcissistic.
Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was looking left and right."Teacher Zeng, do you have hemorrhoids? Why are you moving your butt?”
"We seem to have been photographed. This is a bus lane.”Lu Zhanbo said calmly.
Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking and looked at Lu Zhanbo.""Zhanbo, how about 200 yuan per ticket? Do you want to die? If this continues, we can make an animated film.”
Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his heart and looked like he didn't want to look at him. Then, he changed his attitude."Hey, I actually gave my virgin photo to the traffic police. Do you think they will upload it to Tudou?”
"Now I know why Teacher Zeng is so happy.”Zhang Wei said without opening his eyes.
"Why?" Yi Fei asked.
"Narcissistic people usually like to laugh because those who aren't narcissistic won't laugh every day when they see themselves.”
"Puchi!" I give you full marks for this explanation because I want you to be proud.
At this moment, Lu Zhanbo slammed on the brakes, and Zhang Wei almost flew out. Fortunately, he quickly held onto the back of the seat in front of him.
"Zhanbo, why are you driving so slowly?”Zhang Wei shouted at Lu Zhanbo fiercely.
Lu Zhanbo jumped. It was that jeep that changed lanes. I really didn't do it on purpose?”
"Ah! Why weren't they captured by the camera?”Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"The camera seems to have gone over." Lu Zhanbo said weakly.
When Zhang Wei heard that, his eyes lit up."Then chase after them! Today, I will let him know why flowers are so red.”
Zhang Wei had completely forgotten that the person in the car was an Asian judo coach.
"That's right, let's chase after them." Yifei also jeered.”
As a half-man creature, Lu Zhanbo also had this logic."No, Master taught me to be calm after quietness, and to be calm after quietness.”
"Cut the crap and step on the gas. This bastard bullies the weak. Go up and greet their ancestors first. When the police and cameras are not around, someone has to uphold justice. Zhanbo, now is the time for you to show your strength.”Yifei was obviously angry.
Zeng Xiaoxian was obviously stunned.”
"Otherwise, why would a gentleman use his mouth and not his hands?”
"I'm not a gentleman. A gentleman can be taken by anyone. Zhanbo, charge up. If you don't scold them until they can't find their way, I'll despise you.”
Lu Zhanbo raised his eyebrows." I don't know how to scold people. It's too unpleasant."”
"Then spit at them to condemn them. Those football stars, Da Luo, Ronaldinho, and Ronaldinho all do the same.”Yifei said.
Lu Zhanbo didn't dare to." I don't want to. Those who spit will get a red card. I don't want to get a red card."”
"What are you afraid of? We're on the road. You won't meet them in your lifetime. What are you afraid of?”
"Master taught me that the Dao can be Dao, but it is not the same Dao. Leave a thread in everything…" Lu Zhanbo said.
"Zhanbo, did you learn how to drive in Wudang Mountain?" Lu Ziqiao interrupted him.”
Zhang Wei couldn't stand it anymore." Zhanbo, don't develop in the direction of Tang Sanzang!" I don't want another human-shaped fly to appear in our apartment!”
Lu Zhanbo's eyebrows twisted.”
"It can't be, right? Zhanbo, spitting is instinctive!"
"No, many women and children don't spit. They usually inhale and swallow.”Zeng Xiaoxian was about to demonstrate.
Zhang Wei interrupted him,"Wait, Teacher Zeng, if you dare to do this, I'll throw you out."”
Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he almost choked on his own saliva and exhaled instead of inhaling. Everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.
When everyone was done laughing, Lu Ziqiao bravely said,"Come, come, Zhanbo, let me teach you.”
"Don't, don't, don't force me. Who said I don't know how to spit?”Lu Zhanbo sped up after he finished speaking. He was next to the jeep and almost spat on the person's face.
"So, are you satisfied now?”
"How do you feel?"
"Not bad." Lu Zhanbo seemed to think about it.
"Zhang Wei, what day is it today?" Yi Fei nodded with satisfaction. This is the first time my brother is venting his emotions like a man. And this damn announcer is actually going to be on TV, hahaha.”
The car drove on the elevated Central Ring Road and stopped after a while. The traffic jam officially began.
Lu Zhanbo looked back and his face turned green.""Sis, you lied to me. You said I would never meet that jeep.”
Lu Ziqiao didn't know what was going on and said,"Wow, that's great. As long as they provoke us, we'll let them have a taste of our power.”
"Don't be rash. We don't know how many enemies we have.”
"We have five and a half men here. We have a complete advantage in numbers!”
"Four and a half?"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were worthy of being called the second of the three cheap guests. Their hearts were connected to the extreme, and they immediately said what Lu Ziqiao meant,"Ziqiao means one, two, three.”Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at himself, Zhang Wei, and Lu Ziqiao."Yifei counts as two, you count as half, five and a half.”
Lu Zhanbo was unhappy to hear Zeng Xiaoxian's words. He said stubbornly,""I'm not afraid of them. I'm telling you, it's just that the car can't move now. If we really fight, it's not convenient for us to escape.”As he spoke, Lu Zhanbo's tone softened.
" Sigh." Everyone clapped their heads helplessly.
"Why should I run? Today is a battle to the death. I'll go and call for battle now.”As Zhang Wei was about to get out of the car, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Zhanbo quickly pulled him back. Although they were talking, the man looked quite fierce. They really didn't dare to hit him.
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