Standing on the stage, Yang Jie glanced at the audience below the stage and smiled.
In an instant, many of the female audience members saw Yang Jie's smile and immediately screamed.
"Brother Yang Jie, your smile is so beautiful!!! Ah…I can't take it anymore!"
"He's really handsome…much more handsome than Lu Han.”
"That's right! My Yang Jie is the most handsome! I won't accept any rebuttal!"
"Let me emphasize something here! Yang Jie is mine! Please give me, Liu Qingqing, some face!”
"Everyone, move aside and let her wake up with my urine!”
Hearing the audience's voice, Yang Jie coughed twice and officially began his rant.
"Hello everyone, I am Yang Jie.”
After saying this, Yang Jie turned his gaze to Teacher Huang Jianxiang.
Seeing this, Huang Jianxiang instantly felt that something was wrong.
The next moment, Yang Jie slowly said,
"As everyone knows, Huang Jianxiang has always been very concerned about football.”
"Teacher Huang posted on this Weibo that as long as the national football team enters the World Cup, he will run naked!”
"This has dealt a huge blow to the fighting spirit of the national football team!”
Hearing Yang Jie's words, the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha! Not only did he slander Teacher Huang, but he also slandered the national football team. This was simply too awesome!”
"This joke is awesome! Little brother Yang Jie, you can do it!"
"Look, Teacher Huang is about to cover her face and cry!”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. I wonder if I'll be able to see Teacher Huang naked in my lifetime... Oh, no, I'll see the national football team enter the World Cup!”
At this moment, not only were the audience amused, but even the invited guests were amused by Yang Jie.
This time, Yang Jie's attack on Huang Jianxiang was really sharp.
A single word was directed at his vital points.
At this moment, although Huang Jianxiang was covering his face and smiling, his heart was almost collapsing.
Who wouldn't collapse when their dark history was mentioned? Not to mention Huang Jianxiang, even an ordinary person would not be able to stand it.
At this moment, the system notification started to ring in Yang Jie's mind.
"Ding dong! Huang Jianxiang's resentment 100!”
"Ding dong! Resentment from Huang Jianxiang 100!”
"Ding dong! Huang Jianxiang's resentment 100!”
He didn't expect Huang Jianxiang to be so resentful after talking about his dark history.
Thinking of this, he smiled and continued,
"Why do you say that it has dealt a great blow to the fighting spirit of the national football team?"”
"Think about it. Feng Xiaoting stood on the field and looked at the striker rushing over. His mind was filled with Teacher Huang's fair and chubby figure.”
"At that moment! His soul possessed him! He had inherited the glorious tradition of Team Celestial! In the end, he completely gave up on defense!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience below the stage laughed loudly.
"Soul Possession! Inheriting the glorious tradition of Team Celestial! In the end, he completely gave up on defense? Brother Yang Jie, are you trying to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my Ant Flower?”
"Hahaha, just a few words have made Teacher Huang Jianxiang and Feng Xiaoting look bad at the same time. As expected, it's a battle between experts. Every move is fatal!”
"Look at Huang Jianxiang. He's forcing a smile.”
"Hahahaha ~ To be able to force Teacher Huang to smile, Brother Yang Jie is so awesome!”
Hearing the words around him, a lot of system notifications sounded in Yang Jie's mind, all from Huang Jianxiang, and many from Feng Xiaoting.
At this time, of course, he could not continue to criticize Huang Jianxiang.
After all……if this continued, Teacher Huang Jianxiang would probably shut himself off after this show.
Thinking of this, Yang Jie quickly turned his gaze to Lin Tao.
At this moment, Lin Meng's heart skipped a beat when he saw Yang Jie looking at him.
The next moment, Yang Jie did not disappoint him.
He smiled and said to Lin Gong,
"Lin Gong, the world champion! He is indeed the idol of most people."
"But…the strange thing is that he has always been half-naked in my mind. Do you guys feel that way?”
Yang Jie's joke was that every time Lin Ke won, he would tear off his shirt.
After Yang Jie's words, Lin Tao could only force a smile and cover his face with his hand.
When the audience below heard this, they were first stunned. After a while, they realized what this joke meant.
The next moment, the audience below the stage burst into laughter.
"Awesome! Yang Jie, are you trying to make me laugh to death?"
"Hahaha, look at Lin Gong's face. He wants to hit someone.”
"Half-naked Lin Fei, the dark history of naked women! Brother Yang Jie, is it really okay for you to expose me like this?”
"Lin Wei: F * ck, Yang Jie, did I offend you? Why are you slandering me like this?”
Hearing the discussion of the audience, Yang Jie continued,
"Lin and Feng are both top athletes."”
"But…their combined income is not even as much as Miss's!”
As soon as he finished speaking, a series of system notifications sounded in Yang Jie's mind.
"Ding dong! Resentment points from Lin Meng 100!”
"Ding dong! Feng Xiaoting's resentment 100!”
"Ding dong! From Han Yiying (Miss), resentment 100!”
……
“？？？”Yang Jie was a little confused when he saw the resentment value that Miss sent over.
He wasn't even complaining about Miss, so why was this little girl complaining?
At this moment, just as Yang Jie was puzzled, the audience was boiling with excitement because of Yang Jie's complaints.
"F * ck…two sentences and he's mocking both Lin Meng and Feng Xiaoting.”
"Hahaha, I give full marks to this wave of ridicule. I'm not afraid of Little Brother Yang Jie being proud!”
"That…No way, the world championship of the world's shuttlecock, Lin Wei, and the captain of the national football team, Feng Xiaoting, actually didn't have a female streamer to make money?”
"Miss's signing fee alone is already 100 million yuan, not to mention anything else. Lin Lin and Feng Xiaoting are like little brothers in front of her!”
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