Talk Show Expert, Yang Jie!!
Below the stage, the audience was about to burst out laughing.
"666, f * ck you, Yang Jie is too funny!”
"With this, the fans 'slogan will probably change.”
"Haha, even He Jie can't sit still.”
"Amazing, amazing."
"I admire Yang Jie for being able to make people want to cry but have no tears just by talking.”
"How much hatred and resentment must there be!”
" He Jie: The thing I regret the most in my life is being ridiculed by a person called Yang Jie when I went to the 'Dissing Convention.'”
" Yang Jie: Who else?"
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Under Yang Jie's intense barrage of complaints, he also gained a lot of resentment points.
"Ding dong! Resentment points from He Jie 100!”
Hearing the system notification, Yang Jie was secretly delighted.
This program was simply too suitable for him. With just a few words, the resentment points would be settled.
However, considering that He Jie might go berserk later, Yang Jie thought for a moment and let her go. He shifted his target to the next person.
"Teacher Li Yugang."
Li Yugang was sitting in his seat and laughing. When he heard Yang Jie mention his name, he was stunned. Then, he became a little nervous.
Although he had already experienced the atmosphere of the " Roast Convention ", Yang Jie was different from others.
This person's ability to ridicule was really too powerful. It was as if he was not on the same level as others. He was much more ferocious.
Li Yugang was really worried that he would be ridiculed by Yang Jie later.
Just as Li Yugang was feeling a little uneasy, Yang Jie suddenly said,"
"Li Yugang also debuted on a talent show called Avenue of Stars, right? At that time, his friends and relatives held a slogan: " Mei Lanfang in front, Li Yugang behind.””
"Here, I want to tell everyone one thing. Don't be like this. Alright, the thing that Li Yugang sang wasn't a Beijing opera.”
When these words were said, everyone was overjoyed again. Each and every one of them pursed their lips and smiled.
For some reason, when they heard Yang Jie's complaints, they always had the urge to laugh.
In fact, what Yang Jie said was indeed full of jokes.
Without waiting for everyone to discuss further, Yang Jie continued,
"How do I explain the difference between Mei Lanfang and Li Yugang? For example, if you look at the painting from afar, it's called Along the River During the Qingming Festival. If you look closely, it's drawn with a 2B pencil. If you look closely, it's either the Song Dynasty or the traffic jam in Yanjing.”
Many people were already laughing when they said this, but there were still some who were trying to hold it in.
However, after Yang Jie finished speaking, whether it was the celebrity guests on stage or the audience below the stage, everyone could not help but laugh out loud.
Along the River During the Qingming Festival?
Was it drawn with a 2B pencil?
Or was there a traffic jam in Yanjing?
Damn, the difference between the two was too big.
"I'm convinced, I'm really f * cking convinced. Yang Jie's jokes can't be stopped at all!”
"Sooner or later, I'm going to die laughing in this 'Roast Conclave'.”
"Mom asked me why I had to kneel and watch the show.”
"It's such a pity that Yang Jie doesn't want to be a comedy star.”
"Yes, it's such a waste to have such a good smile!”
"I really don't know where he got so many jokes from.”
"Is there a mathematics professor here? How much was the shadow in Teacher Li Yugang's heart after being ridiculed by Yang Jie?”
"Previous poster, you can use this formula first, then that formula, and finally this formula to find the final answer.”
"Haha, why are you guys so showy?”
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After saying this, Li Yugang, who was calm and collected just now, could not remain calm anymore. A bitter smile appeared on his face.
Although what he sang was indeed not Peking opera, it shouldn't be that bad, right?
"Ding dong! Resentment points from Li Yugang 50!”
After obtaining the infuriating system, Yang Jie could be said to have built his happiness on the pain of others.
Therefore, Yang Jie smiled happily when he heard this notification.
He continued,"
"Of course, if you bring such a thing to Africa, the African people will still applaud and say in admiration," Wow, Chinese traditional culture!"
"Puff!"
Two seconds after everyone finished laughing, they were amused again.
In essence," Roast Convention " was a form of talk show to ridicule various celebrities.
The truly amazing talk show masters, on the other hand, had all kinds of jokes and jokes in their language. They could often make the audience laugh uncontrollably within two to three seconds.
He was immersed in the charm of the talk show.
At present, there was no doubt that Yang Jie, who had just appeared on the stage of the " Dissing Convention ", had reached this level.
Even those professional talk show actors could only admit defeat after seeing his performance.
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