After all, it was her first time livestreaming. After greeting the audience in the livestream room, Tang Xiaomeng was stuck again.
"Host, your voice is so nice. Sing a song!”
"Host, let's dance! I want to see you shake your chest!"
……
If other streamers were like Tang Xiaomeng, the audience would probably be cursing. But because Tang Xiaomeng had a heaven-defying appearance, the audience directly ignored his shortcomings and thought that he was dumb and cute.
Tang Xiaomeng didn't know how to sing!
Tang Xiaomeng only knew the eighth set of radio gymnastics!
How could he continue the live broadcast? Tang Xiaomeng thought about it and decided to come up with something different.
"Little brother, little sisters, I don't know how to sing or dance. I'll tell you a joke!”
Tang Xiaomeng said with a pout after brushing her hair.
"I don't want to listen to jokes!"
"It doesn't matter if you don't know how to dance, as long as you shake your chest!”
"Yes! I want to see her breasts shake!"
Want to see chest shaking 1
……
Tang Xiaomeng's 36E simulation was too eye-catching, and all the audience strongly requested it.
However, Tang Xiaomeng didn't want to do the kind of live broadcast that relied on selling her body to gain attention. No matter how much the audience in the live broadcast room clamored, he still began to tell the joke in a soft female voice.
"Once upon a time, a female vampire caught a man and wanted to suck his blood dry. The man begged,"Let me go and I'll give you all my money." The vampire said,"What do I want that thing for? I can't let you go." The man said,"Then at least let me choose where to be sucked?" The vampire said,"You're so cooperative." Three seconds later, the vampire asked,"Why is your blood white?" Man: I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm healthy!”
Actually, this joke wasn't very classic, and Tang Xiaomeng didn't tell it very well.
However, the key point was that this dirty joke came from her, who was wearing classical clothes and had a pure and holy aura. The effect was different.
"F * ck, the streamer is driving!”
"So dirty!"
"The host is so beautiful, how can she tell such a joke!”
"It's delicious. I like it!"
"Continue! I haven't heard enough."
As expected, after Tang Xiaomeng finished her joke, the live broadcast room exploded.
Seeing that the response was good, Tang Xiaomeng continued driving! He found a piece of white paper and wrote the Chinese Pinyin of M, A, Y, D, and B on it.
"What is the host doing!"
"Why is it written in Pinyin!"
……
Just as the audience in the live broadcast room was confused, Tang Xiaomeng held up a piece of paper with Pinyin written on it and said,"
" The kindergarten teacher, Xiaofang, wrote these words on a piece of paper to test Xiaoming. Xiaoming used the most standard pronunciation to read them…"
Tang Xiaomeng suddenly stopped talking.
"What nonsense joke! I don't understand!"
"You're joking. What's next?”
……
Just as some of the audience members did not know what was going on, the audience members who had understood the essence of the joke began to make waves on the screen.
.
"F * ck, so that's how it is!"
"Understood!"
"What a talent!"
……
The audience, who did not understand what was going on at first, suddenly understood and started to tip crazily.
The audience, who didn't want Tang Xiaomeng to continue, also changed their attitude and sent bullet comments to ask him to continue.
Of course, Tang Xiaomeng would grant any request. There were countless classics in his library.
She picked up the glass of water and took a sip to moisten her throat. Then, Tang Xiaomeng continued,"
After dinner, the leader inspected Jiangyin. Wool textile factory. When he came to the neon sign at the gate, the circuit failed. The first word "Jiang" was not lit up, so the leader could only see the last five words. So the leader asked the factory manager with concern..."
In order to motivate the audience, Tang Xiaomeng's segment stopped here. She blinked her big eyes and asked the audience in the live broadcast room,""Do you know what the leader asked?”
"I can't guess! It's hard to guess."
"I guess the leader will be angry!"
……
The audience in the live broadcast room began to guess.
Although there were many answers, none of them were correct.
Seeing that the time was right, Tang Xiaomeng immediately coughed and pretended to be a leader in front of the live broadcast camera."
"Are the raw materials easy to get?
”
After hearing the final answer, the audience members were stunned for a moment before they started to post comments crazily.
"Divine Brain Cave!"
"God, answer!"
"Where can I buy this kind of woolen goods? I want to buy it! Any amount is fine!"
"The person upstairs has such a strong taste.”
"The host is imitating a leader too much!”
"This is not the bus to the kindergarten. I want to get off!”
"Host, you're the most awesome girl I've ever seen!”
……
Tang Xiaomeng's live broadcast was getting better and better. The audience was already firmly attracted by his content.
"It can still be like this!"
Whale Streaming's operations director, Lee Mu Yan, looked at Tang Baobao's stream with a confused expression.
She had thought that Tang Baobao would livestream her makeup and cosplay, but she did not expect her to openly talk about the content of her livestream.
What was even more shocking was that Tang Baobao's live stream had almost exceeded a million viewers, and the amount of tips she received had already exceeded three hundred thousand Chinese dollars.
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