Me! Annoying Online
1 Make a living by pissing people off

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At night.

Shanghai.

In a brightly lit room.

"Hmm? Where am I?"

Bi Xia opened his eyes and looked around, his face full of confusion.

How did day turn into night? Why did the internet cafe become a room? Aren't I playing Teemo's Mushroom?

"He transmigrated just like that?"

After a minute, Bi Xia understood the reason and accepted the fact that he had transmigrated.

According to the memories of his predecessor, he was a university graduate.

This identity looked very ordinary, with a few million yuan a year, but it was actually not simple.

Because the university he was studying at was Hua Xia University, the most prestigious university in the country!

Unfortunately, he chose to major in the Chinese language and literature department.

It couldn't be helped. His predecessor wanted to be a writer.

This choice caused him to be unable to find a satisfactory job in Beijing after graduation. That was why he came to Shanghai to look for opportunities.

After coming to Shanghai, he was not used to the environment and fell seriously ill. In the end, Bi Xia had transmigrated.

"Sigh…what should I say about you?”

Bi Xia stood in front of the mirror. He was speechless at his predecessor. He was born with a good appearance, yet he wanted to be a writer. What a waste of resources!

"So handsome!"

Bi Xia sighed. In the mirror, he had a well-sculpted face, a tall and straight figure, skin like white jade, and long hair that reached his ears. He was a perfect artistic male god.

Just as he was admiring himself, a little loli's voice suddenly sounded in his mind...

"Ding dong! Annoying System bound, activating…"

" The system has been activated... insufficient energy, please replenish your energy..."

Bi Xia smiled happily when he heard the first sentence. There must be a cheat in transmigration.

However, when he heard that there was insufficient energy, the smile on his face gradually faded until it froze.

What did he mean by insufficient energy?

The system couldn't be used?

No way!

You gave me hope, but after a second, hope turned into disappointment.

"System, what do you mean by insufficient energy?" Bi Xia asked hurriedly.”

"Hello host, insufficient energy means what it means.”

Bi Xia was a little mad. This system was playing with him. It was already in such a situation, yet it was still in the mood to joke.

"Tell me, what will happen if we don't have enough energy?”

"Hmm…let me think…it seems like the system's energy is running low, and the host will be finished as well.”

This voice sounded like a mischievous little loli joking, but to Bi Xia, it was like a bolt from the blue.

WTF!

What was going on?

My system is completely different from the other flirtatious sluts!

"Other systems help the host reach the peak of life! Is my system here to anger me?”

Bi Xia couldn't be bothered to get angry and quickly asked,""Really? If you don't have enough energy, will I be finished with you?”

"Of course it's true!”

"You were playing Teemo in the internet cafe until the other party was so angry that smoke was coming out of his head. That triggered the system and brought you here, consuming 99.99% of your energy.”

Hearing the answer, Bi Xia's face was covered in tears."I won't play Teemo Taunt anymore.”

"May I ask if I can untie the system?”

"What do you think? Host."

"Alright, since we can't untie it, there must be a way to replenish energy.”Bi Xia said helplessly.

"Replenishing energy is very simple. You just need to make others angry.”

"There is one thing to note. You have to make the other party produce within 10 points of vitality. If it exceeds 10 points, it will become anger.”

Bi Xia immediately understood what he meant. He was being forced to fight, insult, and provoke others…but he couldn't let the other party become his enemy.

Annoying system, the name was really right!

"F * ck, this lousy system of mine is useless. I have to go and pull aggro!”

"Host, I am a useful system! When you anger the other party, you can copy the other party's strongest skill and make it stronger than the other party. The higher the vitality, the stronger the skill.”

Bi Xia's eyes lit up. He had finally heard some good news.

Making the other party angry could duplicate the other party's strongest skill, and the skill was even stronger than the other party's.

Not bad, not bad!

Bi Xia: " I was wrong about you. You're a good system.”

"A friendly reminder. Due to the lack of energy in the system, you can only copy three skills per day.”

" Let me give you another friendly reminder. The remaining abilities of the system are only enough to last for one and a half days. 240 points of Vitality Points is equivalent to one day…"

"Ah!"

Bi Xia let out a strange cry. There was only one and a half days left. He had to quickly think of a way to get some Vitality Points.

"Disturb the neighbors? No, no, I'll be beaten up!"

"Directly scold people? No, no, I'll be beaten up!"

"Destroy other people's lives? No, no, I'll be beaten up!"

“……”

Bi Xia thought about it for half an hour, but he still couldn't come up with a good idea.

According to the system, he had to make the person he angered produce at most 10 points of vitality, so he had to control the scale well.

Under this premise, at least 24 people had to be angered to survive a day!

However, the method of obtaining Vitality Points on a large scale was dangerous to the body, and there was a chance that it would turn into anger.

There were no dangerous methods. They could not gain HP on a large scale. It would take too long to anger 100 people.

Thinking about it this way, it was so difficult to satisfy both conditions at the same time!

" If only I were a celebrity with millions of fans. I would probably be able to gain a lot of Vitality Points by sunning my delicacies late at night…"

Hmm?

Celebrity?

Celebrity!

Bi Xia had a flash of inspiration as he suddenly thought of the profession of a celebrity!

A profession built on the foundation of fans!

This was the most suitable class for him to obtain Vitality Points!

Teasing his fans would give him an endless stream of anger points!

"Hahaha…I am indeed a genius!”

Bi Xia laughed out loud in excitement. After he thought of a solution, he felt as if a huge rock had been lifted from his heart.

However, after laughing for a while, he thought that even if he found a way, there seemed to be no way or time to realize it.

He did not have any backing and could not even touch the threshold of the entertainment industry. Besides, there was only one day left. It would take time for him to become famous!

"System, what are the professions of fans?”Bi Xia changed his train of thought and asked the system.

"To answer the host, the occupations of fans include celebrities, streamers, internet celebrities, bloggers, and so on.”

Bi Xia looked at the list of job titles displayed by the system and pondered over the pros and cons.

A moment later, he thought to himself, It seems like a streamer is the most suitable for me now. I've decided. I'll start broadcasting tomorrow!”

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