As soon as he said that, the live broadcast room instantly fell silent. No one sent any more bullet comments.
Er Ge and Mei Mei, who were sitting on the side, were momentarily dazed and expressionless.
Hua University, the best university in Huaxia, was just so-so in Bi Xia's words.
Invisible posturing was the most fatal.
What would ordinary university graduates like us say about this!
Are they all trash?
The most infuriating thing was Bi Xia's disapproving tone, which broke everyone's hearts.
Critical Hit!
Ten million critical hits!
Vitality from Mei Mei 3. Able to copy opponent's strongest skill-Live Stream.
4 Vitality Points from Er Ge. Able to copy the opponent's strongest skill-Live Singing
Vitality from Chen Yuan 5, can copy the opponent's strongest skill-League of Legends Master
【……】
After a short while, the bullet screen was filled with a storm.
"Get lost! Pretending to be a criminal!"
"So Hua University is just so-so. I want to go to Hua University's official Weibo.”
" Ordinary undergraduate students don't dare to speak loudly in this live broadcast room…"
"I'm a junior college student. Did I say anything?"
“……”
Bi Xia, who had gained a wave of Vitality Points, chuckled. Today's mission had been successfully completed.
The viewers in his stream, including Er Ge and Mei Mei, were close to three million viewers.
His words angered at least half of the people.
Bi Xia saw that the audience was furious and explained,""Don't think that every subject in Hua University is very good. I wanted to become a writer, so I went to Hua University's literature department.”
"When I got there, I realized that the Department of Literature at Hua University doesn't produce authors, let alone famous ones.”
Then, he sighed." I was young and ignorant back then. I didn't know much about the Chinese Literature Department.”
"Please don't say anymore…"
"It hurts!"
"Someone come and arrest this criminal!”
"Old woman, stop him!"
"Er Ge, make him stop!"
……
After a long while, Er Ge finally recovered from her injuries. She revealed a stiff smile and said,""Although the literature department didn't produce any writers, it's already very impressive to have a talented singer like you.”
Bi Xia waved his hand." Not impressive, not impressive. I already said that it's just so-so…"
"No, I can't! Very powerful! If you say that again, we won't be friends anymore!”Er Ge suddenly interrupted.
"Alright, if you say you're powerful, then so be it. I won't refute you.”Bi Xia smiled awkwardly.
"Let me ask you something. Do the people in the Department of Literature at Hua University know how to write poems and couplets?”
"You need inspiration to write a poem. Without inspiration, you can't write it even if you rack your brains. However, there is one type of poem that I know quite a lot of and can write at will.”
Er Ge's interest was piqued." What poem? Tell me quickly."”
"Limerick! When I was in school, my teacher criticized me for writing such poems.”
At this time, Mei Mei interjected,"Oh, tell me a few songs."”
Er Ge also wanted to say this, but Mei Mei beat him to it.
"Do you really want to hear it?"
Er Ge and Mei Mei nodded.
The audience followed suit.
"Hurry up and tell me, I'll give you a gift."
"Limericks are the most interesting. I had a lot of them when I was studying.”
"I want to hear it…"
Seeing that everyone wanted to hear him recite limericks, Bi Xia thought for a moment and began to recall those funny poems.
"Everyone knows about Chun Xiao, right? Please enjoy my adapted version.”
Bi Xia paused, cleared his throat, and said in a clear voice,""You don't bathe in spring, you bite words every night. If they didn't turn around in the middle of the night, who knew how many would die?”
As Bi Xia recited the poem, an image immediately appeared in everyone's mind.
On a spring night, annoying mosquitoes began to breed. Because they did not bathe, the smell of their bodies attracted mosquitoes. The mosquitoes buzzed, making people upset and unable to sleep.
Bi Xia carefully reminded him,"From this, you must always have mosquito repellent tools at home."”
"Pfft…"
Er Ge couldn't help but laugh out loud. She didn't expect that a top student from the Department of Literature of Hua University could write limericks more interesting than ordinary people.
At the end, he added a careful reminder, which made people laugh and cry.
Mei Mei laughed without caring about her image. She thought about the nights when she was plagued by mosquitoes every spring and summer.
"I've learned it. Hurry up and post it on your Moments. Let your friends take a look and smile.”
"From this poem, I can tell that your studies weren't in vain!”
"One more song, one more song…"
“……”
Bi Xia saw the bullet comment,[Do you want me to sing another song?]”
"En en!"
Er Ge and Mei Mei nodded like little chicks pecking at rice.
"Alright, then let's sing another song. It's still an adaptation of Spring Dawn.”
Bi Xia had no choice but to say another song.
"Spring sleep doesn't feel dawn. There are few beautiful women in science and engineering. I can't sleep at night, so I went online to look for them.”
After the poem was finished, Bi Xia gave Er Ge and Mei Mei a perverted look, like a hungry hooligan.
Er Ge and Mei Xiaomei saw Bi Xia's expression and felt embarrassed, angry, and amused.
This adaptation of Spring Dawn was not difficult to understand. When they went online to find a beauty, they understood immediately.
"Bad guy!" Er Ge spat in her heart, and her face blushed a little more than a second ago.
She realized that this man had many sides to him. Sometimes, he spoke seriously, and sometimes, he talked nonsense. He sang very affectionately. He was a top student, but he knew how to write dirty limericks.
All these characteristics combined to form a very special charm that made people want to get along with him and surround him.
"It must be fun to be his girlfriend…What am I thinking?”
This thought suddenly flashed through Er Ge's mind, and her cute little face instantly turned red.
"Do you still want to listen? I still have a lot." Upon hearing this, Bi Xia thought of some even funnier poem arrangements.
Since everyone was happy to hear it, he would let them be happy for a while longer.
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