Yes! Yes!
The sound of two people swallowing their saliva was especially clear in the quiet living room.
Preemptive strike! Framing!
A light flashed in their eyes at the same time, and they said in unison,
"She swallowed her saliva twice!”
"You stinky woman, don't imitate me!”
"Monster, don't imitate me!”
"Bitch!"
"Monster!"
"Gu Xiaohua! Come out for a moment!"
He didn't care about their argument and shouted without looking back.
Creak!
The door of a room slowly opened, and Gu Xiaohua walked out exhausted. She said in a bad mood,
"Why are you looking for me?"
"Don't be so cold. I've prepared some food for you.”
Ye Bai turned his head and said with a faint smile.
"You didn't poison the food, did you…"
Gu Xiaohua pretended to be afraid.
Ye Bai just smiled and looked at her without saying anything, as if he was saying, do you want to die?
"Open…It was a joke…Not funny at all…"
Gu Xiaohua waved her hand awkwardly and sat beside Ye Bai. She took a bag of fries and started eating.
"Wow, what's this? It's quite delicious!"
Gu Xiaohua said in surprise after eating a French fry.
"Oh? Haven't you eaten it before?"
Ye Bai asked doubtfully.
"How could I have such leisure time? In the past, I was always cultivating. I didn't pay much attention to what I ate. As long as I could eat my fill, it's fine.”
Gu Xiaohua replied to Ye Bai while stuffing food into her mouth.
Yes!
Huang Xiaoyan stared at the fries in Gu Xiaohua's hand with a burning gaze, and her saliva almost flowed out. It was still good for her to be like this. After all, the other person had already begun to drool.
Drip, drip, drip!
Cesha opened her mouth, and saliva kept flowing out of her mouth, dripping onto the ground. He still couldn't stop drooling!
"Wow, look what I found!”
Ye Bai smiled mysteriously and took out a shiny crispy chicken from the bucket!
Yes!
The three of them stared at the crispy chicken in Ye Bai's hand. Seeing this, Ye Bai smiled and said exaggeratedly,
"This crispy chicken is first roasted over a small fire. Then, a thick layer of honey sauce is brushed on top and dipped in sauce. Then, it is roasted over a large fire for 49 hours to completely blend the sauce into the chicken. It will penetrate the chicken body from the inside out to make the taste and texture reach the best. Look at this playful and broken chicken skin, and look at the fresh and tender meat inside. My God, it's the best in the world!”
The above content was purely made up. Whoever believed it was an idiot!
"Yes!"
At this moment, Huang Xiaoyan couldn't stand it anymore. She started drooling without any regard for her ladylike image. She couldn't be blamed for this. She could only blame Ye Bai for being too good at bluffing.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
On the other end, Cesha's smooth and tender throat was swallowing her saliva at a terrifying and regular speed. It was obvious that she was also in trouble.
"Yes!"
Gu Xiaohua swallowed her saliva and couldn't help but reach out to touch the honey roasted chicken.
Pa!
Ye Bai patted her hand away and then shook his head at her, indicating for her to calm down.
Gu Xiaohua retracted her hand and nodded aggrievedly to show that she understood.
He nodded in satisfaction at Gu Xiaohua's obedience. Then, he took out two small packages from the bag. On them were written the words "cumin powder"!
"Although such a crispy chicken tastes good, it's still a soulless chicken!”
Ye Bai frowned and said in a deep voice.
Looking at Ye Bai's serious expression, everyone's expression became heavy and the atmosphere in the venue became oppressive.
a minute later
two minutes later
three minutes later
F ** k, someone ask me a question. Otherwise, how am I supposed to continue making things up?!
Ye Bai cursed in his heart. His eyes swayed left and right as he looked at them. From time to time, he would cast a hopeful look at them, but unfortunately, their attention was all on the chicken in Ye Bai's hand and they did not care about him at all!
Finally, just as he was about to lose his patience!
"Isn't it already dead? Its divine soul has long entered the Six Paths. Isn't it normal for it to have no soul?”
Gu Xiaohua cooperated and asked the question, instantly reigniting the oppressive atmosphere in the venue!
Very good!
Ye Bai was very gratified by Gu Xiaohua's godly help. Then, he suddenly stood up and raised the crispy chicken in his hand, saying,
"This chicken's soul is indeed gone, but I'm not talking about its soul. I'm talking about the soul in its mouth!!”
Wow!
Everyone stared at the crispy chicken in Ye Bai's hand with their mouths agape. At this moment, they felt that whether it was this person or this chicken, they were all shining with golden light, making people not dare to look straight at them!
.....
On the other side! The Underworld!
"I'm going to tear him apart, tear him apart!!”
"Sister Yan, calm down, calm down!”
"Yeah, Sister Yan, you have to calm down!”
The two protectors stood in front of Sister Yan and advised her earnestly.
"Damn it, how can I calm down? A crispy chicken for 49 hours? Soul? Can you f * cking go any further?"
Sister Yan bared her fangs and brandished her hands. She did not seem to have the cold and aloof demeanor of a goddess like before. Clearly, she was extremely agitated now!
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