"Hello, sir. Do you want any health supplements? Eating one pill seven times a day was not a dream.”
"I do it eight times a day!"
"Then I'm sorry to disturb you."
"Hello, do you want any health supplements? One pill a day and you'll live a long life."
"I'm 102 years old this year. Young man, you've got the wrong person.”
"Um, sorry to bother you."
"Hello,"
"Get lost!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't see you guys in the car.”
Sigh, when can I trick one or two people into selling the health supplements? If I can't sell them, I won't be able to pay the rent tomorrow.
Luo Yu looked dejectedly at the health supplements the manager gave him and sighed deeply.
"Aiyo, young man, you bumped into me.”
An old man by the roadside saw Luo Yu's sloppy appearance. He wore a suit and looked like he was quite rich. He twisted his waist and directly bumped into him, falling to the ground and not getting up.
"Sir, I don't have money or a car. I'm wearing a suit and work clothes. Look, there's a Phaeton over there. That's not a Pasak. One car costs one to two million yuan.”Luo Yu pointed at the person who was playing with the car and the cannon in the Phaeton and said.
When the old man saw this, his eyes lit up. He slowly got up and patted Luo Yu's shoulder." Young man, you're a good person. Take out your phone and help me be a witness. I'll get you a new car to drive later."”
"Grandpa, you're so nice. Walk slowly, I'll take a photo for you.”After the old man left, Luoyu immediately ran away.
F * ck, who drives a Phaeton? Don't turn around and get yourself caught.
"Ding! The Strongest God Deceiving System has been activated. Congratulations on becoming the first System Master. May I ask, Mr. Fallen Rain, do you want to transmigrate now?”
Huh?
Who was talking?
"It's me, it's me. I'm an ordinary God-Deceiving System. You can just call me Little Deceiver. Pfft, I'm sorry. It's my first time being a System, so I'm not used to it.”
Luo Yu's face was filled with black lines. This was the f ** king first time being a system, and it was also my first time being a host.
"You're a God Deceiving System. What do you do? Do you have a newbie gift bag?”
"Yes, yes, yes. How could there not be? Newbie Gift Bag. Date Battle Divine Elf Deceiving Set permanent. Wall Passing Spell permanent. Erm, you already look very handsome, so I'll exchange the Fruit of Charm for 100 strength points.”
Luo Yu's face darkened again." You haven't told me what you do.”
"God Deceiving System, of course it's a lie. I know you often watch anime. That's right, it's that big dating battle. The more scenes you cheat people into in the anime, the more strength points you get.”
"Let's do it now, transmigrate now."
He had long gotten sick of this world. If he had no money, he would not have a girlfriend. If he had money, who would find a girlfriend? If he rented a house, he would have to put on a long face and delay the rent for two months. If he wrote a novel, no one would read it. It was not easy for him to get a position selling health products, but he could not sell it.
The sooner he transmigrated, the better.
"As you wish, the transmigration system is officially activated. I'll give you five minutes to prepare.”
What preparation time was needed for transmigration? Did he need to pose?
Luo Yu casually made a scissors gesture. Five minutes was only 300 seconds, and it passed very quickly. Just as Luo Yu was getting impatient, a horn suddenly sounded behind her, along with a young woman's scream.
Just as she was in a daze, Luo Yu suddenly felt the air in her lungs go out. Her chest suddenly ached and she fell into darkness.
Before he fainted, he heard the girl's frightened voice in a daze.
Damn, this was the preparation time. So it was to prepare how to die, not to transmigrate.
However, being hit by a car and transmigrating was already an old trick. Why was this system still in use? One look and one could tell that he was a newbie. Look at the systems in other novels. They were so novel. They transmigrated through the toilet bowl, transmigrated through the explosion of an inflatable doll, transmigrated through walking, transmigrated through buying instant noodles, and even transmigrated through sleeping. At least the other party was comfortable, and he directly knocked himself to death…
"Ding! The host has died. The host has left the host's body and chosen the next host.”
"Hey, wait, didn't you say that you wanted to adjust your transmigration posture? Why am I dead? Why are you leaving? I haven't transmigrated yet.”
"A transmigrator who can be deceived by the system is not a good transmigrator. I'm looking for a top-notch liar, not someone like you.”
The system said coldly. It was completely different from the soft voice from before. It was as if it had changed into a different person in an instant. Luo Yu's heart turned cold.
"Let's…let's discuss it again. I graduated from Tsinghua University and am quite smart. Give me another chance. I promise that I will complete all the missions you give me, I swear to the heavens.”
"Ding, it seems that the host has a strong desire to survive. I will give you a chance. The first world is the Great Battle of the Date. 1 person, mission objective: trick the elfin into sleeping with you, trick the origami into doubting your life, trick the scholar into becoming gay. Complete any two missions and you will be declared to have completed the mission.”
"I promise to complete the mission. Don't worry.”
"System binding successful. If you fail to pass the first world, you can be erased. If you pass the first world, you can obtain the sincere dialogue of the God Deceiving System (permanent).”
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