In the beginning, the two of them chatted along the way. From time to time, they would look at the scenery or something.
However, the sun was getting hotter and hotter, and they were sweating profusely. They could barely keep their eyes open. The two of them were thirsty and hungry, and they gradually stopped chatting. They were both thinking about when they would reach the hotel.
The netizens in the live broadcast room also felt extremely bored at this moment.
The accompanying director whispered to remind the two of them to continue their conversation. After all, no one would really come to watch the two of them ride their bikes in a reality show, right?
Celebrities who appeared on reality shows didn't have to be handsome or famous, but they had to know how to talk to themselves. They couldn't let the scene go cold. Otherwise, if the audience didn't like it, their screen time would naturally be reduced.
This was why every time he watched a reality show, he could always see some celebrities who could give him a stand-up comedy even when there was no one around!
If this was any other time, he would definitely be called a fool!
Tang Cheng naturally wouldn't let the atmosphere turn cold. After all, he was here to gain popularity. If the atmosphere turned cold, how could he increase his popularity?
However, awkward conversations sounded too silly and were not his forte. After thinking about it, Tang Cheng suddenly thought of an idea.
"Mimi, let me tell you a joke.”
Yang Mi naturally understood what Tang Cheng meant. She was not someone who liked to chat awkwardly. When she heard that it was a joke, she naturally agreed happily."Alright, alright!"
When the netizens in the live broadcast room heard that there was a joke to listen to, they also perked up. One by one, they refreshed the words "wait and see" on their screens.
As Tang Cheng rode his bicycle, he thought about the jokes he had heard before. Fortunately, thanks to the Memory Potion, countless jokes quickly appeared in his mind. He chose a joke that used to be very popular and said,"One day, a young man asked the Zen Master in confusion," Everyone says that I'm ugly. Am I really that ugly?
After hearing this, the Zen Master picked up a cup of water and poured it on the young man's head.
The young man was puzzled and asked,"Zen Master, do you mean that if I wash my hair every day, I won't be so ugly?"
The Zen master shook his head and said,"No, it's ugly to the point that water flows even more."”
As soon as Tang Cheng finished speaking, a loud laugh sounded in his ear."Hahahaha ~"
Yang Mi's body was shaking from laughing, and even his bicycle was shaking. She was so scared that she quickly hugged Tang Cheng's arm, but she couldn't help but laugh."Ugly to the point that water flows even more, and raising a cup to pour water on ugly is even uglier! Big Brother Cheng, how can you insult people like this? Hahaha!"
Tang Cheng, however, was calm. Hearing Yang Mi's complaint, he explained,"I didn't say that. It was the Zen Master who said that.”
He had long gotten tired of such jokes in his previous world, but this world did not have such jokes, so he naturally found them funny.
The accompanying director and cameraman were also laughing uncontrollably, but they could only hold it in for the sake of their work. They were all laughing, but their bodies were trembling uncontrollably.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't have to hold it in. They were already laughing uncontrollably.
"Hahaha ~ Ugly to the point that water flows even more, but when you raise your cup and pour it on Ugly Ugly, it becomes even uglier! I didn't expect that this poem could be used in this way. I'm impressed!”
"Aiyo, how ugly is this person? Even the Zen Master can't save him!”
"The Zen Master said,'Patron, I won't take the blame!“
"In the future, who dares to say that I'm ugly? At least I can make people stop flowing!”
"Oh? How did you do it?"
"Drink it before he douses it!"
"Hahaha ~"
……
On the other end of the line, Yang Mi finally suppressed his laughter. He felt that he hadn't heard enough, so he hugged Tang Cheng and said coquettishly,"Big Brother Cheng, is there anything else?"
The accompanying director and cameraman were also looking at Tang Cheng with anticipation. The bullet screen was filled with a row of comments!
It was easy to tell a joke. Tang Cheng said,"Another young man asked the Zen master,'Master, I'm very rich now, but I'm not happy at all. Can you tell me what to do?
The Zen master asked: What is rich?
The young man replied," I have eight digits in my bank card. I have three properties in the city center, five luxury cars, and a few shops. Isn't that rich?"
The Zen Master didn't say anything. He just extended his right hand.
The young man suddenly realized, The Zen Master wants me to know gratitude and repayment?
Zen Master: " No, I just want to say, Tycoon, can we be friends?”
"Hahahahahaha!!!" Yang Mi was laughing so hard that she almost fell off her bicycle. Fortunately, she was holding Tang Cheng's arm, but she did not have time to be afraid or laugh. She leaned against Tang Cheng's back and said,"Aiyo, Big Brother Cheng, my stomach hurts. Hahaha ~"
Tang Cheng felt helpless. It would be strange if his stomach didn't hurt from laughing like this. He stopped the car and reached out to hold Yang Mi. He rubbed her stomach while waiting for her to finish laughing.
The audience in the live broadcast room was rolling back and forth with laughter.
"This Zen Master is very wise! Tycoon, I also want to be friends with you!”
"I feel that Tang Cheng is not only funny but also talented at making jokes. First, he's so ugly that water flows even more. Then, he's so ugly that he gets even uglier. Amazing!"
"Hahaha, I finally realized that this Zen Master is not serious at all!”
"Hey, Tang City is the one who's not serious!”
"I also want to be friends with the rich!”
"I've learned it, I've learned it. So you can retreat like this!”
……
Because the entertainment industry in this world was much lower than that in Tang City, many online slang was still very outdated. Tang City's two sentences today hit the nail on the head of countless netizens and instantly became very popular, especially the phrase 'nouveau riche, can we be friends?' which became a popular online slang.
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