[Death is not relief]
——
"Laying in bed is really the happiest thing in the world.”In the rented room, a gamer with messy hair murmured in a daze, looking shameless.
The man wrapped himself in the blanket again and tried to sleep a little longer, but the blazing holy light had completely covered the bed. He could only open his eyes with difficulty and habitually reached for his phone at the bedside. He unlocked it and took a look. Oh my god! He had to go down to buy breakfast.
Zhang Yu was a 23-year-old gaming geek. His current job was to help various game companies test games. He usually found loopholes or gave reviews after testing. His salary was not very high. Because of a slight stomach problem, he had to eat breakfast every day. If he did not eat breakfast, his stomach would hurt.
The kind that would kill!
He washed his face, brushed his teeth, put on his clothes, and put on his shoes.
Zhang Yu thought about what to eat for breakfast.
Fried dough sticks and soy milk? She would get sick of it if she ate too much. Why don't I just add sausage bread and sweet milk…
After Zhang Yu finished thinking about the " big deal," she grabbed her phone and keys and left.
At ten o'clock, the sun was already beginning to shine on people's skin, causing them to feel a stinging pain. Zhang Yu, the otaku, couldn't help but quicken his pace. After crossing the road, he walked for a while before finally arriving at a breakfast shop.
Zhang Yu, who came to the front of the shop, said casually,"Sausage bread and sweet milk."”
The auntie who bought breakfast saw that it was an acquaintance and greeted him with a smile. She skillfully tore off the bag of groceries, grabbed a sausage bag, and filled it with a box of warm sweet milk.
Zhang Yu skillfully scanned the code and paid. After receiving the breakfast, he couldn't help but lick his lips. He wasn't bragging, but this sweet milk was super good.
Zhang Yu, who was walking home, was thinking about what game he should play. Should he kill the chicken or eat the chicken? Oh right, he just remembered that he still had to buy instant noodles later.
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard an animal's wail. Zhang Yu turned his head and saw a very thin black stray dog. It looked like it hadn't eaten in a long time and was staring pitifully at the bag of food in Zhang Yu's hand.
Zhang Yu and it were " old friends ". It had been a long time since they last met. He could not help but soften his heart. He took out the sweet milk from the bag, tore it open, and placed it on the ground.
The stray dog quickly came over and smelled it eagerly. Then, it plunged its mouth into the box and licked it. Zhang Yu forced a smile and turned around, planning to go back and buy another box of milk.
Today was Mother's Day. The flower shop next to the breakfast shop was bustling with business. Many children were willing to come here to buy a carnation for their mothers.
A little girl handed over her crumpled five-dollar bill and bought a beautifully wrapped carnation. She turned around impatiently, looking like she was about to cross the road.
The little girl was less than 1.2 meters tall, and she was doing the most dangerous thing: Cross the road!
They were on a small slope when a blue truck suddenly appeared and sped down. Zhang Yu's heart instantly skipped a beat!
He suddenly thought of a phrase-" visual blind spot." If such a short girl suddenly rushed out from the right, would the truck driver not see her?
The truck was going downhill quickly, not noticing a little girl rushing out from the roadside.
At this moment, Zhang Yu's heart was beating at a high frequency, and his adrenaline was flowing crazily. The girl had already run to the front of the truck.
It was over, something was going to happen!
At that critical moment, Zhang Yu suddenly had the strength to push the little girl away.
His mind was blank.
Time seemed to have stopped, and the truck's horn kept ringing. Not far away, a man with messy hair was lying on the ground, and a sausage bread flew out.
The people around them didn't react in time. They were all dumbfounded and their mouths were wide open. Then, other than the breakfast lady who called 120, everyone gathered around and took photos and videos.
The first one to come to the man's side was actually a black stray dog!
It walked over the blood-stained sausage bread, licked the man's face, and barked.
No one expected that the truck that had stopped would suddenly start its engine and continue moving forward!？The people around them quickly moved aside, leaving only the dog in front of the truck.
It was knocked back a few meters and half of its body was crushed.
The truck escaped.
Zhang Yu pulled his body and tried to open his eyes, but what greeted him was the pain of being late.
Ahhhh!
He could not make a sound, and his body twitched slightly. After a long time, everything returned to darkness...
"Am I dead?" In the darkness, Zhang Yu looked at himself and realized that he had turned into a transparent white figure.
"It's so dark here. Is this hell?”
Zhang Yu had lost consciousness. He was now a transparent shadow, like a floating ghost.
" I haven't called my mother yet…She'll definitely be happy to hear my blessings and ask me if I'm doing well…"
Zhang Yu fell silent. He didn't send his blessings, but he sent bad news to his mother. What had he done?
Now that things had come to this, it was useless to say anything. Zhang Yu's mood returned to calmness. Regret? He would definitely regret it. After all, he had lost his life. He only hoped that the little girl could continue living well with his share.
The surroundings were still dark and there was no sound. Zhang Yu asked tentatively,""Is anyone there?"
There was no reply.
"If there's no one, ghosts are fine too!"
"Hey!"
"F * ck! A ghost!" Zhang Yu jumped up in fright, looking very funny.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that it was not a ghost, but a floating black ball with two small wings and a slender tail.
"I'm not a ghost. I'm a little demon.”" What's wrong?" The ball spoke again, and Zhang Yu finally reacted and asked hurriedly.
"Where is this? Hell?"
The little demon giggled." Welcome to the game of evil gods. It's a little better than hell, right? By the way, I'm your little demon."”
At this moment, Zhang Yu's emotions were fluctuating, but he quickly calmed down. After all, he had just experienced a car accident and had come here for no reason. His mental endurance had become much stronger.
He heaved a sigh of relief and asked,"Am I not dead? How did he end up in this game? Also, who was the evil god?”
The little demoness turned around and replied,""First of all, you are dead. Secondly, you were dragged into this game by the evil god. Finally, evil gods are evil gods."
Zhang Yu covered his face and said," Can I not participate in this stupid game? I want to reincarnate as soon as possible…"
The little demoness giggled again." It seems like I have to explain. The evil god forcibly pulled in many dead souls because he was bored. You are one of the lucky ones. I'm afraid you can't refuse this game.”
Zhang Yu was completely speechless. Just because the evil god was bored, I could only play this game? He still couldn't refuse? This evil god was a little vicious!
Seeing Zhang Yu's helpless expression, the little demon chuckled and comforted him,""Don't show such an expression. You're very lucky to be chosen as an Apostle. This means that you were a good person when you were alive.”
"What apostle?"
The little demoness continued to explain," There are two identities in the game of the evil god. One is the sacrifice. The people chosen as sacrifices were not good people when they were alive. As an apostle, your mission is to sacrifice sacrifices to the evil god. Don't be lenient.”
"Um." "So those chosen as apostles are all good people?" Zhang Yu tilted his head.”
"Something like that."
Zhang Yu thought for a while and said,"The sacrifices are all bad people. The apostles have to kill the bad people on behalf of the evil gods…I roughly understand."”
The little demoness nodded. That was more or less what she meant.
"Then why didn't the evil gods punish those sacrifices themselves? With the Evil God's ability, it should be very convenient, right?”
" They all have their sins," the imp replied." It would be too easy for them to kill them directly. The Evil God felt that it was too boring to do it himself. He had to make them suffer the corresponding punishment, so he had apostles.”
…In the end, it was because the evil gods were bored! Was this evil god a child?
Although he was complaining, Zhang Yu had a rough understanding of the game. A screen popped up in front of him, showing the countdown to the start of the game. There were many options buttons below the screen, but they were all gray.
There was still 3:00 before the game started. There were 6845735 sacrifices and 1711433 apostles.
Please select your game name--(10 seconds countdown)
"What is it? He was going to name it? Let me think…Xianyu. She had always used this online name when she was alive. Of course, she had to use it now.”He immediately made a decision.
He tapped on the empty space and a transparent black keyboard and a black input method interface popped up in front of Zhang Yu. It was very thoughtful.
Because time was tight, Zhang Yu typed quickly. She was a little nervous, and she wasn't used to the translucent keyboard in the air. If she accidentally pressed the wrong key, she could only delete it and type it again.
3... 2... 1... Time was up! Since you haven't finished naming, your game name will be random!
The little demon's gloating laughter came from beside him. Zhang Yu looked at the character name in front of him with a dumbfounded expression.
[Character Name: Salted Fish]
Zhang Yu's mentality collapsed. With a glimmer of hope, she asked,""Little demon, this game should be able to change its name…"
"Hahahahaha, you can't!"
The glimmer of hope was gone.
Zhang Yu looked at the two words " Salted Fish " and couldn't help but think of his student days. Because his name " Zhang Yu " was pronounced the same as Octopus, his classmates affectionately called him " Brother Octopus. At that time, he hated this nickname very much.
But now, it seemed like…I might as well call him Brother Octopus! What the hell was a salted fish! This game system was really a genius at naming!
Zhang Yu took a few deep breaths. He thought that the game system would become more serious after tricking him this time. Who knew that this was just an appetizer! What really made Zhang Yu despair was the system's next sentence:
Creating a body based on your character name…
"Wait a minute! (Erkang's hand gesture) Will I become a salted fish? Stop! You damn game system! You're just a system! qwq”
Following that, a very strange feeling assaulted our Salted Fish. Mr. Salted Fish felt a very comfortable energy infuse into his soul, and a new body was being formed.
After a long time, a notification popped up in front of Zhang Yu." Generation complete, please look at the big mirror behind you!
Zhang Yu turned around nervously. A beautiful loli appeared in front of him. For a moment, he was stunned.
The cute black loli in front of him…was him?
He couldn't accept this fact. He raised his hand and pinched his face. The little loli in the mirror also raised her hand and pinched her face in disbelief.
"It really is me!" A crisp loli voice.
The loli in the mirror had a pair of extremely attractive eyes. Her pupils were red like red crystals, and her exquisite little face was so cute that it was impeccable. This loli was 1.5 meters tall, and most importantly, she had a pair of beautiful legs!
If it wasn't for the old cotton cloth covering most of the loli's body, Zhang Yu would definitely have a nosebleed.
"What's wrong with this cloth? Novice equipment?" Zhang Yu shook his body and felt that it was empty below. It seemed that other than a long cotton robe that reached his waist, he had nothing on him!
As Zhang Yu thought about this, he looked at himself in the mirror and finally had two nosebleeds...
Damn it, did the game system flip through my computer? Even my precious collection has been discovered. Damn it!
How did a macho man like him become a loli for no reason? This game was toxic!
The little demoness spun around Zhang Yu and could not help but complain," Your body is really weak. It looks like your novice mission will be very difficult to complete.”
Zhang Yu placed his hand on his chest and was instantly dumbfounded when he heard the little demon's words."" There's a novice mission?"
"Newbie quests, as the name suggests, are quests for newbies to complete. Basically, every game has them. As a gaming otaku, you should be very clear about it. Generally, the novice quests in games are not very difficult, and it is the same in Evil God's games.”The little demoness laughed.
"However, with your current body, I'm afraid it will be very difficult to complete the novice mission. If you don't believe me, open your character interface.”
Zhang Yu clicked on the character button at the bottom of the screen and his character's stats were instantly displayed:
[Character Name: Salted Fish]
[Level: 1]
[Identity: Apostle]
[Title: None]
[Equipment Title: None]
[Skill: None]
[Innate Skills: Flatland Fall (low chance of activating when attacked), Roll (active skill, already extremely proficient), Night Vision (Darkness doesn't exist to you)]
[Item: None]
[Health Points: 30 (Constitution X10)]
[Strength: 5 (Even boxers aren't as strong as you!]）
[Agility: 7 (Able to easily dodge flying axes)]
[Constitution: 3 (Only the constitution of an adult male, really trash)]
[Overall comment: Out of all the apostles, you are the most useless!]
[Item: None]
Zhang Yu clutched his chest. Were the other apostles all so fierce? I was actually at the bottom. This hurts, bro!
Unconvinced, Zhang Yu couldn't help but ask,""Am I really the worst?" She could not believe it.
The little demoness closed her eyes and replied,""I need to check the game system.”
Not long after, the little demon answered Zhang Yu's question,"You're really the most useless one! The one with the worst stats among the 171143 apostles!
"No way, the opening of this game…According to my long experience in the game, I should delete my account and restart in this situation.”Zhang Yu's heart ached. Her originally crisp loli voice became childish.
" I don't have the option to delete your account and retrain," the little demon mercilessly said to Zhang Yu." Salted Fish Master."”
"Don't call me that.”
Alright, Master Salted Fish."
Attention, the equipment interface has been unlocked.
Suddenly, a new system notification appeared. Zhang Yu looked down and saw that the equipment button beside the character button had also lit up. He couldn't wait to click on it.
Alright, the beginner's clothing, there was really only one piece of clothing!
[Equipment Name: Old Cloth]
[Rarity: Normal (White)]
[Defense: 2]
[Special Effect: None]
[Description: This cloth will bring you a trace of warmth, a trace, no more.]
"Little demon, are you sure I'm an apostle and not a sacrifice?”
"You are indeed an apostle, my master.”
"Then why aren't there any novice weapons?”
Just as Zhang Yu finished speaking, the system notification came. It could only be a coincidence.
10 seconds later, the apostle would randomly distribute weapons. The offerings were then given defensive equipment.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Random distribution begins. Players, please enter the equipment interface to check!
Server Announcement-Player: " Wang Ergou " has obtained a Legendary Weapon: Fear Chainsaw
Server Announcement-Player "Lucy" has obtained a Legendary Weapon: Blood Reaper
Server Announcement-Player Salted Fish has obtained Legendary Armor: Dancing among the flowers
[Equipment Name: Dancing Flower]
[Rarity: Legendary (Gold)]
[Defense: 40]
[Special Effect: 1. Bright. When the wearer is in a good mood, Dancing Flowers will enter a bright state (Agility increased by 10 points, basic movement speed increased by 50%)]
2. When the wearer is angry, Dancing Flower will enter the Withering state (Strength attribute doubled, Attack Speed doubled)
[Description: The flowers on it are as if they are alive. Yes, how beautiful!] Whoever wore it would be like dancing among the flowers!
Zhang Yu, an African, couldn't believe his eyes.
This random distribution…was really awesome! It seemed that he had spent all his luck. There were more than eight million players and three pieces of Legendary equipment, and he actually had one!
Zhang Yu changed his cloth clothes into Dancing Flower and looked at the very beautiful lo outfit on his body in a daze. The outfit was just like its name, Dancing Flower, a legendary defensive equipment. Why was it so cute? Why was it so cute? Speaking of which, there was a big problem...
"Little demon! What happened to the weapon? I'm indeed a sacrifice, right? A sacrifice, right? How dare you lie to me. Aren't you my little demon?”
The little demon spun awkwardly and dodged Zhang Yu's angry fists.
" Well, I'm going to report this to the game system…" After saying that, the little demon disappeared.
After a while, the little demoness reappeared and explained,"" There's a bug in the game, and it's just been urgently fixed. This is the compensation I've gotten for you…"
[Equipment Name: Evil Spirit Dagger]
[Rarity: Excellent (Green)]
[Attack: 6]
[Special Effect: 1. After hitting an enemy, there is a 20% chance of activating the Evil Spirit Possession, causing the enemy's body to twitch for 1 - 10 seconds (the lower the enemy's Will attribute, the stronger the effect, up to a maximum of 10 seconds).]
[Description: It is said that there is an evil spirit with a strong desire to invade living in this dagger. Be careful not to scratch yourself.]
There is still 0:52 before the game opens. After the game opens, you will automatically enter the novice mission. There is a probability of learning skills in the novice mission. After completing the novice mission, you will receive a novice gift pack.
————————
(???) You can make suggestions in the comments section. Send out the equipment or skills you want.
This was a game novel with a transformation style and the style of killing a chicken at dawn.
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。