Xiao-Xiaohua, Xiao-Xiaohua, do you have free Xiao-Xiaohua?
Little Chao, save me! Little Chao, save me! Zhang Kui and his two daughters stumbled and ran to Lu Chao's shack in disheveled clothes. The three of them even dashed in with a whoosh. Fortunately, they had already heard the father and daughter shouting to stop. Even so, Lu Chao still felt a little suffocated.
'Ugh…'
Lu Chao retched. He felt that his organs were extremely uncomfortable, as if he was about to vomit something. He only felt better after retching a few times. He took a deep breath to calm himself down before looking at the father and daughter through the night. He saw that their faces were even paler at night and asked," Uncle Zhang Kui, Sister Yu Feng, and Sister Yu Ru, what are you doing?" You came to my shack in the middle of the night. Can't I sleep?”
When Zhang Kui heard Lu Chao's complaints, he looked anxious and said unclearly," Little Chao, don't be angry. My mother, no, Yufeng's mother, Yufeng's mother really came back tonight. She came to my bedside and said that I was her man and that she wanted to take care of me for the rest of my life. She would stay by my side and never leave.”
When Yu Fengyu and Yu Ru heard their father mention their mother, they scurried forward in fright and hugged Lu Chao's arms on each side. The two lumps of white fur rubbed against Lu Chao's arms, causing him to instantly stand upright and almost surrender.
[Damn, I can't take it anymore. You two girls, you can't play like this. I can't get close to women now. I still have to focus on my cultivation.]
Smelling the fragrance of her children, her heart swayed even more. She couldn't stand it anymore. The fragrance of this young girl's breasts was too tempting. Wasn't this asking for her life? Golden Book Jade Book, oh Golden Book Jade Book, why did you give me such an abstinence cultivation technique? Can't you give me a Yellow Emperor Internal Cultivation Technique or something?
Hmm, something was wrong! What was that smell? Why was there a smell of poop in addition to the fragrance of a young girl? Could it be that Uncle Zhang Kui and his daughter had diarrhea from fear?
He sniffed the air and followed the source of the stench. F * ck, why is this on me? Could it be that someone poured dung on me while I was practicing?
Ouch…
Lu Chao let out a miserable howl and broke free from the Yu Feng sisters 'arms. He dashed out with a whoosh, scaring Zhang Kui and his two daughters into thinking that Aunt Zhang's soul had chased after them. They followed suit and shouted. Their terrified cries spread throughout the entire ruined village. Reliance Village was sleepless tonight.
This was because they had all recognized the voice and heard what Lu Chao had said in the mourning hall. Everyone in the village thought of one thing, and that was that Aunt Zhang had given birth to Yang!
The villagers were so frightened that they wrapped themselves tightly in their blankets and covered their heads. They were so scared that their entire bodies trembled and they panted heavily under the blankets. They did not dare to stick their heads out, afraid that they would see something they should not see.
Zhang Kui and his daughter screamed in fright as they ran out of the shack. They saw Lu Chao actually holding a bucket of water to bathe. As he was bathing, he shouted," It stinks, it stinks. Which bastard put poop on me? Don't let me know who it is, or I'll beat him up every time I see him."”
The father and daughter duo heaved a sigh of relief when they heard Lu Chao's words. The three of them thought at the same time,'It's good that the mother didn't chase after us. We almost peed our pants just now. This Little Chao is really something.'
After calming down, the Yu Feng sisters looked at each other and remembered at the same time that they had only hugged his arm for a moment. Did he have to have such a big reaction? Oh…No wonder Brother Xiaochao is still unmarried in his thirties. Judging from his reaction just now, he must not like women.
The two sisters forgot about their fear. Their eyes lit up as if they had discovered a huge secret. They began to gossip in their hearts.
After Lu Chao washed himself with two buckets of water, he felt refreshed. When he saw Zhang Kui and his daughter waiting for him, he thought to himself that it was fortunate that he was wearing pants. Otherwise, it would be awkward! He walked up to Zhang Kui and said with an embarrassed expression," Uncle Zhang Kui, look at how wet I am. Please wait a moment. I'll change my clothes and come out immediately!"”
After saying that, he went straight into the shack to change his clothes. What he said just now was mainly for the two sisters. If the two sisters were afraid of barging in while changing their clothes, it would be terrible. Their father was still outside.
After changing her clothes, she walked out and threw her wet clothes aside. Then, she said to Zhang Kui," Uncle Zhang Kui, didn't I tell you before? Aunt Zhang is going out tonight. Her soul will go home to take a look. But don't worry. The soul of a loved one will not harm her family unless her death was caused by her own family."”
Alright, you guys can go back now. Don't be afraid. It's already past four o'clock. Auntie Zhang should be leaving in an hour.
When they heard their mother mentioned, the Yu Feng sisters started trembling again. They walked to Lu Chao's side and hugged his arm, not daring to let go. Zhang Kui was so embarrassed that his face was red from anger. Why did it look like his daughter had become Lu Chao's lover, hugging and hugging him! However, what era was it now? There were still many people who wanted to have sex outside. Who could control them now? Let them be.
Putting these things aside for now, it was obvious that the father and daughter duo did not have the guts to go back. They did not even know what to do. The two girls were hugging Lu Chao's arm, and Zhang Kui had his head lowered. Lu Chao did not have a good idea either! Because there was a local legend, that was, on the night when a person came out, strangers were not allowed to enter the house. If the soul was frightened by strangers, it would be difficult to reincarnate in the future!
However, Lu Chao knew that it was true. Even though the soul came back in seven days and seemed to be quite capable after death, it was actually just a trace of obsession causing trouble. The soul was very fragile. If he played with it, the soul would scatter and not only would it not be able to reincarnate, the scattered soul would cause some commotion in the village every night, and the villagers would not be able to survive.
Lu Chao knew, and so did Zhang Kui, so he did not let Lu Chao go home. The entire place fell silent. With a growl, Lu Chao felt very hungry. He said to the Yu Feng sisters," Sister Yu Feng, Sister Yu Ru, I didn't eat anything last night. Let go of me first. I'll make something to eat. Don't worry, ghosts can't leave their homes."”
Pulling his arm out, Lu Chao found the ham he bought and ate it. As he ate, he recalled Chuyang's incident and suddenly remembered that Chuyang had died three days ago. Only then did he realize that he had been cultivating for three days. No wonder he was so hungry!
After a fierce meal, he ate more than half of the box of ham. Suddenly, he realized that his appetite had increased. Just as he was about to pick up the ham and continue eating, he suddenly realized that the ham below had been bitten by a rat. This was f * cking unlucky. His good ham had attracted a rat. The key was that he was not full yet.
He flipped through the instant noodles again and realized that it was even more thorough. Every packet of instant noodles had a hole that was gnawed by a rat, and it was on the greasy seasoning packet. Lu Chao almost cried out. This was his food for more than ten days, and it was gone just like that.
Zhang Kui watched Lu Chao flip through the ham instant noodles and noticed the situation as well. He went forward and whispered,"Little Chao, are you still hungry?"?”Look, the sky is bright now. Has your aunt left too? Why don't we go to my house? I still have a few packaged roast chickens at my house.
Lu Chao looked at the sky. It was indeed bright. It was April now, and it looked like it was already past five o'clock. It seemed like the incident with Aunt Zhang going out tonight was over.
He nodded at Zhang Kui and said,"Sorry to trouble you, Uncle Zhang. I'm sorry."
It was no trouble, no trouble. They were from the same village and were all relatives. What trouble was there?
Zhang Kui was almost scared to death after experiencing Chuyang's incident. He became attentive to Lu Chao. As he chatted with Lu Chao, he mentioned that it was inconvenient for him to stay here since the shack was damp, so he might as well stay at home with him! Without further ado, she directly instructed," Yufeng, Yuru, pack up your Brother Xiaochao's clothes and the utensils that Old Man Li left behind. Don't bring anything else. From now on, your Brother Xiaochao will stay at our house so that he can supervise you. It will save you two from playing with your phones all day and making me worried."”
When did Zhang Kui become so easy to talk to? Go to his house and supervise his daughter? Aren't you afraid of inviting a wolf into your house? Gradually, Lu Chao understood that this old man must have been frightened by Chuyang's incident. He was only at ease by letting him stay at his house.
Don't, don't, Uncle Zhang, it's not appropriate for me to stay at your house. Think about it, my two sisters are about to get married. If I stay at your house, won't my reputation be ruined?
Lu Chao really wanted to go. He had good food and drinks, and a place to stay. After the Cataclysm, he had lived in this shack for a few days, and he had had enough of it. In the future, he would still need to cultivate, and he was even more afraid of being disturbed. Take today for example. If he had not finished cultivating quickly, he would have definitely suffered from side pains. If that happened, he would be finished if he went berserk.
He really wanted to go, but he had to be humble. It didn't matter if he was humble, but Zhang Kui was anxious! Zhang Kui shouted,"What do you mean by tarnishing your reputation? Who wants to say it? Go ahead!"”
If there's really no other way, I'll betroth Yufeng to you. It just so happens that we're all from the same village. I've watched you grow up. Although you're a little poor, now that you've learned Old Li's skills, you won't be able to starve Yufeng, right? At the very least, Saint was safe!
Err…Lu Chao's forehead darkened. He was completely speechless! One had to know that Zhang Kui was famous for having high standards. He had not taken a fancy to many matchmakers who had come to his house. Why was he so easy to talk to today? He wanted to marry his daughter to him? Could he be possessed by a ghost…
Lu Chao, Lu Chao, come and take a look. Why did your sister-in-law come back from the vegetable garden? Why did she start talking nonsense? She scared your Brother Liu to death…
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