Mr. Village Affairs
23 A thousand-year-old tortoise, a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise, a hundred-year-old rabbit, no one is chasing after it

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Being teased by the first squad leader, Lu Chao's face darkened. Just as he was about to continue his summary, he saw a few other comrades following behind him. It was nothing much, but the key was that they were all holding empty bottles of purified water. Lu Chao did not know what they meant, and his face turned red. If it was not for the fact that he was trying to solve the problem of being possessed, Lu Chao would have run away in embarrassment.

He felt ashamed and helpless. He was angry at himself for being useless. He had actually maintained it for more than thirty years…If this was spread out, it would be really embarrassing.

Seeing them staring at him like that, Lu Chao really could not release his emotions. The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became. He was so anxious that he could not pee because of these people.

Helplessly, Lu Chao adjusted the camera angle and said," Mmm, although there's less, it's enough."”Let's go, we should hurry up and solve the problem of our brothers outside.

The squad leader and the others were greatly disappointed when they saw Lu Chao was done. They had wanted to get some virgin boy's urine to protect themselves, but they did not expect to get anything in the end. They followed Lu Chao out of the tent with disappointed expressions.

As soon as they walked out of the tent, they heard a terrified shout.”

Hearing the shout, Lu Chao quickly ran over. He saw the Warrior who shouted pulling up his pants and looking ahead in horror. Clearly, he had seen something when he peed.

Lu Chao followed his gaze and saw a group of weasels. All of them were standing on their hind legs, like soldiers marching. They would occasionally look at him with their eye masks on. The weasels seemed to be smiling.

The weasels 'actions shocked everyone. Even Lu Chao was terrified because he knew that these weasels had really become intelligent. They clearly had intelligence. From their actions, there must be someone more powerful behind these weasels because they had all learned to command the same thing.

Looking at the weasels that looked like they were marching, Lu Chao looked around. He saw a few weasels that were not marching together playing with different shoes on the empty ground to the right of the weasels.

The weasels were having a great time playing with the shoes in their mouths. They rolled around while biting the shoes and flipped them over. Following the movements of the shoes, the Warriors who fell to the ground rolled around non-stop. Lu Chao knew now that the bewitched Warriors were controlled by the weasels.

When he saw this, Lu Chao did not dare to alarm the weasels because there were simply too many of them, about a few hundred of them. As a beginner in Tao techniques, how could he be a match for a bunch of weasels!

He gently pulled the stunned soldiers and the stunned squad leaders and quietly retreated.

When the few of them returned to their original spot, everyone heaved a sigh of relief because the situation they had just seen was too terrifying.

Ah! " Help! Help! What's going on? Am I possessed by a ghost? Brothers, save me! This is too terrifying! We'd rather go to the battlefield than be played to death by a ghost!"

Lu Chao could not hold it in any longer when he saw the soldier's miserable state. Initially, he wanted to retreat after seeing so many weasels, but when he saw the miserable state of his brothers, Lu Chao grew even more furious. He sprinkled a pot of boy's urine on the soldier. The soldier's rolling body stopped, and everyone heard the weasel's miserable cries from afar.

After doing all this, the few soldiers stood up unsteadily. It was obvious that their bodies had recovered from being controlled. The group of soldiers did not dare to stay outside anymore. They returned to their dormitory tents in groups of three to five.

Cough cough! Everyone was shocked when they saw that the virgin boy's urine had really cured the evil spell. After the soldiers left, the first squad leader enthusiastically pulled Lu Chao to the tent and began instructing the guards to serve tea and water. He even got a few canned meat and opened a bottle of National Cellar, insisting on drinking a few cups with Lu Chao!

Under their repeated persuasion, Lu Chao sat down. It didn't matter that he sat down. He filled his cup with tea and poured some wine, especially tea. He drank an unknown amount of tea, and soon, his stomach swelled. Lu Chao got up unsteadily and went to the toilet in the camp to relieve himself.

After a round of peeing, Lu Chao finally realized that the squatting pit was filled with rows of empty bottles of purified water. He had filled them all with yellow soup in one shot. How could Lu Chao not understand when he saw this? His face instantly turned the color of an iron pot.

Phew…These soldiers are really mean. They actually wasted so much pure water for my yellow soup and even schemed against me. I really can't bear it…Sigh, forget it. I'll let them take my Yang energy products to protect themselves. It can also be considered as a reward for these brothers and soldiers to rebuild my village.

Extraordinary things were used in extraordinary times. If this yellow soup was used before the Catastrophe, it would definitely be so disgusting that they didn't even want to see it. However, now, it was treated as a treasure by those who understood it.

After he finished urinating, Lu Chao did not want to go back and drink with them anymore because it was too awkward. He quickly walked back to Zhang Kui's house, entered his room, and fell asleep.

After toiling for most of the night, Lu Chao had a good sleep, but he was woken up from his sleep.

In a daze, she felt a heavy weight pressing down on her body. She felt two lumps of softness on her chest. She opened her eyes in a daze and saw Lu Chao's tender and handsome face right in front of her. His eyes were closed and his cherry lips were approaching her.

Lu Chao's heart skipped a beat and he thought to himself,'This is bad. Why did this girl Yu Feng enter my room?' Lu Chao was so frightened that he quickly pushed the phone away with his hand. It was so lucky that Zhong Zhongjun loved the phone!

It was also because of this push that Lu Chao managed to escape and save his first kiss.

Yu Feng, what are you doing? Your Brother Xiao Chao is a decent person! I won't mess around, and I won't do anything nice. Don't even think about destroying my chastity.

Yu Feng was embarrassed by Lu Chao's words, but she quickly calmed down.

She looked at Lu Chao's handsome face and said," Hmph, Brother Little Chao, you're a decent person. Where are your hands?”

Lu Chao only realized that he had placed his hand in the wrong place after being lifted by Yu Feng. He quickly pulled back his hand, but it was fine. Yu Feng pressed down on him once again. If Lu Chao had not dodged quickly, he would have really lost the chance to receive an answer. Fortunately, he turned his head to the side. Even so, he was kissed on the handsome face.

Yu Feng was disappointed when she saw Lu Chao's reaction. She stood up in low spirits, tears welling up in her eyes and she almost cried.

"Brother Xiaochao, I was just suspecting it at first, but I didn't expect it to be confirmed now!”Today, there was a rumor in the military camp that you were a virgin boy. I was filled with joy. I originally planned to hand myself over to you today so that you wouldn't be laughed at by others. I didn't expect that you would actually reject me!

Now, I've finally confirmed that you like men! Brother Xiao Chao, how can a man and a man be together? Can they have children together? Your thinking is wrong.

What was that? The outside world was spreading that he was a virgin? After Lu Chao asked, he recalled Yu Feng's words and almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He was so angry that he jumped off the bed. Gao Sheng shouted," Who's there? Who said I like men?" Yu Feng, you better explain yourself. Why do I like men?

I'm a straight man and I definitely like women. You don't have to doubt my sexual orientation. However, after I became Old Man Li's disciple, the cultivation technique I practiced had to be a virgin. I had to cultivate to a certain level before I could break my virginity and do things between men and women.

Lu Chao anxiously recounted what had happened, which delighted Yu Feng. She happily went up to hug Lu Chao's arm and asked happily," Brother Little Chao, does that mean you like women and don't mind being with me? It's just that we might get married a few years later. Am I right?"”

Lu Chao really wanted to nod when he saw how happy Yu Feng was. However, when he thought of the lovely live streamer he had loved for a year, he did not know how to answer this cute little sister. He did not dare to reject her either, afraid that he would hurt Yu Feng's heart. Lu Chao felt awkward for a moment and really did not know how to answer her.

? At this moment, Lu Chao heard Zhang Kui shout," Little Chao, Little Chao, the people from the neighboring village are looking for you. It seems like someone in the family is possessed."”

When he heard her shout, Lu Chao thought to himself that she had come just in time to help him out of his predicament. He quickly broke free from Yu Feng and told her that dating was a serious matter. He was ten years older than her and had to consider it carefully. Then, he ran out of the house and came to the main door.

When Lu Chao saw the man who looked to be in his forties and had two donkeys with him, he greeted him and the man explained the situation in his house. After the introduction, Lu Chao went back into the house to take his belongings and the two of them set off together.

The hesitant middle-aged man looked anxious. He even urged Lu Chao to get on the donkey, saying that it would be faster on the donkey. Lu Chao got on the donkey without even thinking.

As soon as the two of them left the village, the donkey started to pick up speed. In an instant, it was running at a speed of sixty to seventy miles per hour. Just as Lu Chao was in shock, he saw that the donkey was gone. He was clearly riding a wild rabbit, but it was so big that it was almost as big as a wild boar.

Lu Chao was shocked when he saw such a huge rabbit. He was scared to death and suddenly remembered a saying: A thousand-year-old tortoise is ten-thousand-year-old tortoise. No one will chase a hundred-year-old rabbit!

The rabbit under his crotch should be a spiritual monster over a hundred years old, right? As if he had no grudges with the hare?

Just as Lu Chao was thinking about it in a panic, the rabbit sped up and entered a cave in the blink of an eye. Lu Chao instantly saw countless green eyes and even let out a creepy laugh. Lu Chao heard a voice that sounded like a duck's croak." Brat, you've made things difficult for my Huang Daxian family members again and again, and you've even beaten my grandsons into mortal bodies. Leave your life here today!"”

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