After reading the news for a long time, Jiang Zhe casually took out his phone and logged on to Pihu. The posts inside were more interesting than the ones before. His brothers were all talented and spoke well. He really liked staying here.
For example, one of the top posts attracted his attention and he couldn't help but click on it.
The title was "Shocking! A certain man had comprehended the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms after watching the Legend of the Condor Heroes! Become a Strong Level Expert! Join the National Agency of Special Affairs!"
There was such a thing?
Jiang Zhe pulled it down and read it for a long time. In the end, he found that the content was completely different. In fact, it was just that the police had cracked a prostitution den.
These days, there were more and more people selling dog meat. In order to cheat some traffic, the editor really did everything he could!
After sighing a little, Jiang Zhe scrolled down to look at the comments and almost laughed out loud.
Passerby A: Speaking of Condor Shooting, I think of the Chinese and American co-production of Journey to the West that will officially start filming in the second half of this year. I will continue to play the role of the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, and strive to create a positive image. Both the style and style will blossom and promote…
Passerby B: " If you say that your account is gone, do you believe me?"
Passerby C: The six scholars are everywhere!
Passerby D: Arrest a woman who has lost her footing again? She had lost her leg and was considered a disabled person. Why should she suffer such grievances?
Passerby 5: The lost woman is actually a woman without feet. How pitiful.
[Passerby: I found an honest man. Stand here and don't move. I'll go to Tieba and call my two hot-tempered brothers.]
……
After a few words of advice, Jiang Zhe quickly turned off his phone and lay on the sofa in Ge You's position, thinking about how to pass the time.
It was almost 7:30 p. m. He had finished playing the game and the event. As for other things, he was a little confused. He suddenly realized that he had nothing to do.
Hiss, am I already crippled?
Jiang Zhe was very unwilling to accept the sad truth.
Forget it, just accept reality. He was already a cripple.
Just as he was about to start a new side account…
Buzz!
His phone vibrated, reminding him that a message had arrived.
Jiang Zhe was curious as to who was looking for him at this time. He picked up his phone and looked at it. It turned out to be the so-called " Dimensional Fate Group."
[System Notification: Big Wood Bright Night, Super High School Level Hottie, Orochi, have joined the Group chats!]
？？？
Jiang Zhe was dumbfounded. There were so many chuunibyou problems. Big cylinder wood Hui Ye? A super high school-level hot girl? Damn it, wasn't this the final boss of Naruto and the leader of the Despair Party? As for that Orochi, forgive him, he really couldn't remember who it was.
"Ding! As the number of members reached five, the group function was officially activated many times! Group Leader, please check it yourself!"
The voice that suddenly sounded in his mind almost gave him a fright. Jiang Zhe was stunned for a long time before he woke up. His expression was even more shocked than before, and his mouth was wide open.
This messy group was actually real!
The system had told him everything just now, and the members of the group were indeed from other worlds as he had thought. In other words, those people were him!
Moreover, the Group chats was not limited to the phone. It existed in the brain. As long as one thought about it, the group chat would automatically pop up.
You couldn't ask Naruto World to give you a phone, right? It would be more convenient that way.
However, there seems to be something wrong with my group.
He counted with his fingers.'My wife Youno, Big Tunuki Akatsuki, Shield Child Enoshima, and Orochi whose background is unknown. Hiss, I'm all the black market of black market, the boss of bosses!'
Thinking of this, he posted a post on the forum.
"What if I encounter a few ruthless people who can destroy the world? I'm waiting online.”
In less than a minute, some idiotic netizens followed up.
"Vicious? I'm a werewolf!"
"Did I, Lang Huo, speak?"
"Wolf Fire, stand aside. Let your father, Cruel Malevolence, teach you how to behave.”
"By the way, someone can destroy the world? There was probably no such person in the entire world. Otherwise, the Deep Sea Fleet and the invasion of the Otherworld would have been resolved long ago.”
" Another one went crazy. Poor thing."
"Don't be afraid, my urine is yellow. Let me wake the building master up!”
"Get out of the way. I have diabetes. I'll give him a taste of sweetness.”
"Someone, give Xiu-Er a seat!"
……
F * ck, what a bunch of idiotic netizens. No one would believe the truth.
Jiang Zhe rolled his eyes and simply ignored him.
By the time he came back to his senses, someone had already spoken in the system Group chats for the first awakening.
[A Group chats across dimensions?] I've never heard of it."
"That sounds interesting."”
The snake was speechless.
Similarly, not only did the system inform Jiang Zhe, but it also informed the members who had joined the group. Therefore, it saved Jiang Zhe the trouble of explaining himself.
My Wife Youno: " So it's this kind of group. Eh, so many new people have suddenly joined?@ Keep an eye on the crotch cat, come out and bubble!"
Staring at Crotch Cat: " Ahem, since I'm the group leader and everyone has been invited in, I'll just say a little. This group aims to make friends through fate. There must not be quarrels, quarrels, or even hostility. That's all!”
Thinking of this for the time being, Jiang Zhe casually said a few words. These people were either very impressive now or in the future. It was difficult to convince them with words alone. However, he was powerless.
Let's not even talk about Akatsuki Otsuki and Shiunko Enoshima. My wife, Yoshino, is the female lead of the future diary. She participated in the death game and became the Eye God of the week. She controlled time and space, and it was not a problem for her to change or even destroy the world with a thought.
The Group chats suddenly fell silent for a moment. It was unknown how long it took before someone continued to speak.
My wife Youno: " I think I understand now. Then, can you tell me what kind of world everyone is from?" I'm very curious."
[I was sealed on the moon by my two sons. I'm looking for chess pieces to perform a resurrection ritual.]”
Orochi: " What a coincidence. I've also been sealed. Damn the Three Divine Artifacts Clan."”
Jiang Zhe was very clear about the reason why the big cylinder wood Hui Ye was sealed.
Wait, the Three Relics Clan! A huge snake!
Jiang Zhe suddenly thought of something.
"Orochi, right? Do you know people called Iori Yagami, Kyo Kusanagi, and Chizuru Kagura?"”
The snake said,"They sealed me."”
The cat was speechless.
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