"Your Majesty, I don't laugh at anything else but Lord Zhangsun. He doesn't know poetry and books, so he pretended to be a literary hero!”
Cheng Chubi had learned from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that after Cao Cao was defeated at Red Cliff, he mocked Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang for not knowing how to use troops. He glanced at Zhangsun Wuji and teased him.
Since you stuck your face out for me to slap, then don't blame me!
"Oh, I see."
Li Shi Min stroked his long beard, his dragon eyes moving, his gaze uncertain, but he didn't speak.
"Hmph, this old man recited poetry at the age of five and wrote literature at the age of seven. I have read and written books. If not a thousand, I have at least eight hundred. Although I don't deserve to be called a literary hero, I don't know how to read poetry and books!”
Zhangsun Wuji snorted coldly. His fierce eyes flashed with a cold light.
"How dare you bully me! Your Majesty, I request to punish Cheng Chubi for his lack of moral integrity and offending the officials appointed by the court!”
"Since this commoner is here, in Lord Zhangsun's eyes, he is just a child. Then, Lord Zhangsun, why not listen to this child's brilliant opinion!”
Confucius once said,'When three people walk together, one of them must be my teacher'. Could it be that Lord Zhangsun's status was even more revered than Confucius?”
Cheng Chu Bi's expression was calm and relaxed.
You've never even seen a good joke before. I won't crush you to death if you fight with me!
"Your Majesty, this subject is terrified. This subject has no intention of being disrespectful to Sage Kong!”
Zhangsun Wuji hurriedly apologized to Second Emperor Li.
"Nephew, don't be so quick with your words. Why do you say that Zhangsun loves the minister and doesn't know poetry and books? Hurry up and come. Otherwise, I will really punish you for offending an official of the imperial court!”
Li Shi Min laughed and teased.
This Zhangsun Wuji was really too much. He was the grand assistant minister of a country, but he actually didn't let go of a child's family!
However, this brat was also sharp-tongued and merciless!
"Yes!"
Cheng Chu Bi smiled and bowed to Li Shi Min, then turned his back to Li Shi Min and turned to Zhangsun Wuji. He pulled a long face and laughed mockingly.
"In my opinion, that slanted word is the finishing touch of this chapter! It was also Wang Youjun's unrestrained and unrestrained performance during the Wei and Jin Dynasties!”
"Lord Zhangsun, do you know when Wang Youjun wrote this invitation?”
"A childish question!"
Zhangsun Wuji swept his long sleeves and mocked back.
"Even if it's a childish question, please try answering it, Lord Zhangsun!”
" The Preface to the Orchid Pavilion begins with 'The ninth year of Yonghe, the year of Guichou.' Of course, it's the ninth year of Yonghe, the year of Guichou!”
Zhangsun Wuji gritted his teeth and replied.
Stinky brat, how dare you tease this old man!
"Wrong!"
Cheng Chubi narrowed his eyes, bared his teeth and proudly waved his right index finger.
"This old man has been familiar with the Preface to the Orchid Pavilion since I was young. It can be said that I can recite it backwards.”
" Of course, it's after drinking. There's clearly a saying in 'Preface to the Orchid Pavilion',' Although there's no flourishing of strings and strings, a single poem is enough to express one's feelings!'”
"Besides, if it wasn't for Wang Youjun's drunken injuries and feelings of death, how could he have written this 'Preface to the Orchid Pavilion' that has been passed down through the ages! This was called drinking to express one's heart!”
"Child, all of you are blushing for Lord Zhangsun! No wonder Big Brother Zhangsun Chong dared to come out and show off even though he didn't know how to fight!”
"You…"
Zhangsun Wuji was so angry that his mustache blew back, and his finger that pointed at Cheng Chu Bi trembled.
Li Shi Min covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing. Originally, he wanted to ask too. Fortunately, he did not open his mouth. Perhaps, this unforgiving brat would ridicule him with this.
"Hey, Lord Zhangsun, don't be angry first. I haven't finished my words!”
Cheng Chubi smiled and gently pushed away Zhangsun Wuji's fingers. He secretly squeezed Zhangsun Wuji's skinny hand and pressed it on the calligraphy section.
Who do you think you are to play dirty with Yours Truly?
"Lord Zhangsun, look at the crooked handwriting. It's obvious that Wang Xizhi was drunk at that time and his hand trembled, so he wrote it crooked! Don't tell me you don't even know the basic common sense of life!”
Cheng Chu Bi pretended to exclaim and laughed at a loss.
"Humph!"
Zhangsun Wuji's old face darkened as he waved his hand angrily.
"Your Majesty, look at those crooked words. I thought they were the work of Wang Xizhi!”
Cheng Chu Bi had been holding Zhangsun Wuji's hand for a long time, so he took the opportunity to shake it off and invited Li Shi Min to come forward.
One in front and one behind, they were tightly pressed together. No one noticed that Zhangsun Wuji's hand was swollen.
"Look, Your Majesty. The characters in front are crisscrossed, large and small, opening and closing. The thickness of the lines changes obviously, and there are ups and downs. Only the last line is crooked!"
" Moreover, it's so slanted that it's almost falling over. However, this kind of tilting is not stiff. On the contrary, it's more free! It could even better reflect Wang Youjun's unrestrained nature and the miraculous side of him!”
" Self-styled, with a steep momentum, the style of the words, or leaning or upright, the speed of the pen, and the ease of contraction. It has the beauty of 'coming like thunder to collect anger!'" This was worthy of the evaluation of Emperor Wu of Liang, Xiao Yan, as 'a dragon leaping over the heavenly gate, a tiger lying in the phoenix watch'!”
Cheng Chubi was boasting anyway, so he wasn't afraid of hurting his tongue. His words were like the surging Yangtze River, endless, and the Yellow River flooding. After he finished speaking, he even took advantage of the fact that Second Emperor Li wasn't paying attention and arrogantly raised his middle finger at Zhangsun Wuji.
"You…"
Zhangsun Wuji was fuming with anger. His blood pressure soared, and his teeth were gnashing. His eyes flashed with uncontrollable anger. Just as he was about to organize his words to counterattack,
"Well said!"
Second Emperor Li's dragon eyes flashed, and he laughed loudly as he announced the verdict.
"He's just this person! What's the point of talking about other trifling things?”
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