"Beep ~! Congratulations to the host Lin Xiaoyu for completing the main mission-First Feces. You have received an attribute point reward, Constitution 5!”
The system's announcement stunned Lin Xiaoyu for a moment.
"First feces? Feces? Shit?"
"I was too focused on crying just now. It seemed…it seemed like something sprayed out…(⊙o⊙)…No way! Could it be!"
Lin Xiaoyu panicked. He quickly opened his eyes and looked forward.
Lin Xiaoyu was dumbfounded!
His old face was now covered in a dark green paste, and some hot white steam was rising from his old face.
Next to Lin Huaiyuan, Su Xu and her husband, as well as Su Lie and his wife, and Fang Yuanping, were all dumbfounded.
The five of them stared at Lin Huaiyuan's old face with their mouths wide open.
His expression was as if he had been hit by Medusa's Gaze and was completely petrified.
" This... this..." Fang Yuanping muttered in astonishment.
Su Xu, on the other hand, covered her crotch with her hand, and the muscles on her face twitched unconsciously.
As for the old man, Lin Huaiyuan, his face was mostly covered in green feces. Although his expression could not be seen clearly, one could imagine how desperate he was at the moment.
Lin Huaiyuan stood where he was, holding Lin Xiaoyu up high, and then subconsciously let go of one of his hands.
He wiped his face…
He took it in front of his eyes…
He put it to his nose and smelled it…
A strange smell that seemed to be smelly but not smelly, with a hint of milky smell, instantly entered his nose.
Lin Xiaoyu stopped crying and didn't know if he should laugh or not.
"This…my grandpa…I…I didn't do it on purpose! Really, really…I'm…I'm sorry…"
"Sorry, sorry, sorry…"
Lin Xiaoyu seemed to be reciting scriptures as he repented in his heart.
Lin Xiaoyu subconsciously turned his head and looked at his father, Lin Jiadong's face. He realized that Lin Jiadong's face was twitching and his face was ashen…
"Uh…this isn't my fault…who asked you two to always come at such a coincidence? I didn't mean to trick you!”
Lin Xiaoyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Obviously, the old man's experience reminded Lin Jiadong of the despair, pain, and hair-raising memories of being peed on.
"You really don't blame me!!”Lin Xiaoyu shouted in his heart.
Just like that, the strange atmosphere lasted for half a minute before Lin Huaiyuan put Lin Xiaoyu down in embarrassment.
Then, he left the nursery without saying a word or looking back.
The five of them slowly turned their heads along with Lin Huaiyuan until he completely disappeared from their sight.
Then, a burst of wild laughter rang out in the nursery!
"Pfft! Hahahaha! This old man! Hahaha!"
"In-law, he…Hahaha! I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore!!”
"Jiadong, father-in-law…Oh my god…I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha!"
Lin Jiadong wanted to laugh, but he couldn't. He glanced at Lin Xiaoyu in the cradle and glared at him fiercely.
"This…this brat! Sigh!"
Lin Xiaoyu was very ashamed. He raised his hands very humanely and covered his face, not daring to look at Lin Jiadong.
"Dad! Dad, are you okay?"
Lin Jiadong shouted as he ran, anxiously chasing after her.
A moment later, Lin Huaiyuan's voice was heard…
"What are you doing here? What could happen to me? Isn't it just…isn't it just…sigh!"
The father and son sighed in the bathroom.
"Sigh! My biological grandson, my biological grandson…"
"Sigh! My biological son, my biological son…"
"I have no choice! Endure it!"
"Endure!"
The father and son reached an agreement, and there was a feeling of mutual appreciation.
Lin Xiaoyu: " I'm sorry. I really didn't do it on purpose. If you want to blame someone, blame it…blame the two of you for picking the right time…"
"Sigh! Peeing on your father's face and pulling your father's head, are you saying that your lives are bad? Or is it that I'm destined to jinx you two? Life, it's all life!"
Lin Xiaoyu shook his head and sighed, staring at the ceiling in a daze.
Just like that, after this episode, everything calmed down.
Lin Xiaoyu stayed in the cradle in a daze out of boredom.
Every four hours, Su Xu would come in and take off her clothes without a word. She would pick up Lin Xiaoyu and feed him to the granary.
Then, he removed the diapers, picked them up, patted them a few times, and put them down again.
"This kind of life is really painful and boring!”
Lin Xiaoyu sighed. He had no choice but to accept the life of a baby who had to constantly eat milk and change diapers.
……
Time slowly passed.
After a long wait, the sky outside the window finally darkened.
The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the horizon red.
The lights in every household were lit up, but they were all turned off after a while.
Lin Xiaoyu looked out of the window and found that people of all ages were walking out of their houses in groups and onto the road.
Everyone followed the road and walked towards the courtyard…
"Eh? What are you all doing?" Lin Xiaoyu thought in confusion.
Then, he heard faint shouts and conversations.
"Mingming's father, hurry up! If you go late, there won't be any good seats!"
"Pingping, go and reserve a seat for your father and me. It's best to be closer to the stage, the closer the better…"
Only then did Lin Xiaoyu remember that today was August 1st, and there was a party at night.
Moreover, it seemed like his own mother was going to show up and sing…
At this moment, the door to the nursery was pushed open again.
Su Xu walked in, picked up Lin Xiaoyu, and said softly,"
"Little guy, Mommy will take you to the party, okay?”
Lin Xiaoyu nodded heavily. He had stayed in this room long enough. How could Lin Xiaoyu let go of the opportunity to go out?
"Good evening, good evening! There must be a lot of beautiful ladies! I'm going to see long legs, big white balls, and ladies, I'm coming!”
Seeing Lin Xiaoyu nod, Su Xu smiled and hooked her finger on Lin Xiaoyu's nose. She said lovingly,"
"Little guy, you still know how to nod. Can you really understand what Mommy is saying?”
Lin Xiaoyu nodded heavily again…
"What the hell?" Could it be? Do you really understand?"
Outside the door, Fang Yuanping shouted,
"Su Xu, hurry up! If you go late, there won't be any seats!"
"Sigh! Mother! I'm coming!"
"Why are you so anxious?" There are plenty of seats. Don't worry, how can we miss out on our seats? Besides, Jiayi has already been sent by me to be a host. She definitely has a good position!”
"I know!" Damn old man! In my opinion, only your eldest grandson can control you in the future!”
"I'm willing!" I'm happy if my eldest grandson cares about me!"
"Get lost!"
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