Ma Xiaohai ran all the way home. He was so tired that he was panting. He pushed open the ajar door and walked in.
Ma Xiaohai's father, Ma Mingyuan, was resting at home.
When Ma Mingyuan heard the door open, he looked up and saw his precious son walking in with a red face. He quickly asked,
"Little Hai, didn't you go to the small square to play? Why are you back?”
Ma Xiaohai used both his hands and feet to climb onto the sofa. He took a deep breath and said,
"Dad…Dad, where did I…come from?”
Ma Mingyuan was a little confused. He folded his body from the sofa and said in confusion,
"Where did you come from? Little Hai, why are you suddenly asking this?"
Ma Xiaohai was very anxious and continued to ask,"
"Dad! Where did I come from? Can you…can you tell me quickly?”
The question was very simple, but Ma Mingyuan didn't know how to answer. He frowned and muttered,"
"This child…Why are you suddenly asking this…Don't tell him…No, I have to think of a way to fool him.”
"Then let's say that it came from the flood? This is too ridiculous. Not good, not good…Let's change to another one…"
"Dad, hurry up and say it…say it…"
Ma Xiaohai remembered jumping up and down like an ant on a hot pan.
At this moment, Ma Mingyuan saw a tank model made of bullet shells on the windowsill. He had an idea.
" Little Hai, Daddy told you... you had a year..."
Ma Xiaohai listened carefully and nodded his head continuously, his eyes shining.
In the end, she patiently listened to her father's 'story' and memorized it. Then, she jumped off the sofa excitedly and ran out of the door.
"Little Hai, slow down! Why are you panicking? Haha, I'm really too talented. This story is not bad. Little Hai will definitely believe it. Hahaha!”
Ma Mingyuan hummed a song proudly and nodded on the sofa with his legs crossed.
……
Lin Xiaoyu was lying on a tree branch, munching on an apple while waiting for the chubby boy, Ma Xiaohai, to return.
The children under the tree found a few more ant nests and were poking them with small branches.
Glancing down, Lin Xiaoyu rolled his eyes again.
Because he saw that the skinny little guy named Ge Ping 'an was standing under the tree, holding the bird with both hands and aiming at the ant nest…
"Brat, just do it. You'll suffer!”
Lin Xiaoyu smiled bitterly and thought to himself, but he did not stop the skinny Ge Ping 'an's actions.
Then, a warm current rushed towards the ant nest.
Hua hua la la, the ant nest turned into a field of Wang Yang.
Then, steaming steam rose.
"Amazing! Ping An, you're awesome! I want to come too!"
A squinty-eyed brat named Qin Fen also imitated the ant nest and turned on the water gun mode.
Lin Xiaoyu's head hurt, and the faint smell of urine lingered in his nose.
"Stop playing, are you stupid? If you keep playing, I'll tie all of you little birds with ropes and drag them around the courtyard!!”
Lin Xiaoyu couldn't hold it in anymore and cursed from the tree.
The devilish children were so scared that they quickly stopped fooling around. They closed their mouths and stood where they were as if they had done something wrong.
Just like that, a period of time passed.
On the road of the military compound, Ma Xiaohai's chubby figure appeared in Lin Xiaoyu's field of vision.
"Oh my, this little fatty ran quite fast. He came back so quickly.”
Lin Xiaoyu folded his body and looked at the agile figure running in surprise. He heard Ma Xiaohai shouting as he ran,"
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu! I…I know…My father…told me!”
Ma Xiaohai ran to the tree and continued to say excitedly to Lin Xiaoyu,"
"Brother Yu, I understand…"
"What do you know? Did your dad tell you?" Lin Xiaoyu replied indifferently.
" Yes, yes. My dad told me. My dad said that one year, their artillery company was practicing and firing in the mountains. Then, for some reason, one of the shells didn't go off. My dad went to the place where the shell landed to check…In the end…In the end…"
Lin Xiaoyu was stunned when he heard what Ma Xiaohai said. He subconsciously asked,"
"What happened?"
"When we were about to reach the place, the cannonball exploded with a bang!! Just like that, bang!"
Ma Xiaohai's face was full of excitement. As he spoke, he waved his arms and made an explosive gesture.
Lin Xiaoyu,[Uh,(⊙o⊙)…It exploded?]？!”
"Yes, yes, it really exploded. It even blew up a big pit!”Ma Xiaohai said with absolute certainty. He swallowed his saliva and continued,
"Then, my dad walked towards the pit and stood at the side to look inside. Then, he saw me crying inside, so he carried me back…"
Lin Xiaoyu listened to this story and didn't know how to answer. He asked,
"Then where did you come from?"
Ma Xiaohai patted the meat proudly and said,"
"I got it from my dad! No, it was caused by a cannon! Amazing, right?"
When he heard the last sentence, Lin Xiaoyu felt that the whole world was about to collapse. He couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Cannon…cannon…it exploded! Oh my god…Hahaha! Genius! This was simply too talented! Hahaha! Awesome, awesome! He's really too powerful!"
Lin Xiaoyu laughed maniacally and continued,"
"Hahaha! Yours Truly is truly convinced! Officer Ma was really a rapist! It was caused by a cannon…This…There's really nothing wrong with this…Hahaha!”
Looking at Ma Xiaohai's extremely confident expression, Lin Xiaoyu laughed even more happily.
"Hahaha!!" Hahahaha!"
After laughing for more than half an hour, Lin Xiaoyu's tears came out of his eyes. Then, he heard a naughty child crying under the tree.
"555…It hurts…It hurts…"
The skinny Ge Ping 'an was squatting on the ground with his legs clamped tightly together. His hands kept squirming in his crotch with a painful expression.
Lin Xiaoyu stopped laughing and looked down.
"Hey! Skinny Monkey! Why are you crying? Who bullied you?" Lin Xiaoyu said.
Ge Ping 'an's face was covered in tears. He raised his head and cried,
"Yu…Brother Yu…It hurts…It hurts here…"
As she cried, she pointed at the bird in her pants.
Lin Xiaoyu took a glance and said in surprise,"
"Aiyo! It was really swollen! But I'm no match!"
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