Under Lin Xiaoyu's instigation, the brats completely released their nature.
As a result, the military compound welcomed the most annoying group of brats in history.
There were all kinds of strange ways to tease people.
For a moment, the courtyard was in chaos!
……
Behind the public toilet.
The devilish children were all pinching their noses and squatting down in a ghostly manner.
The smelly manure pit was so pungent that it stung people's eyes in the summer, but the brats were indifferent and waited quietly.
Skinny Monkey jogged over from the side of the toilet and said in a low voice,
"Coming, coming! That idiot from the Zhou family is here! Get ready!"
Ma Xiaohai and the other brats nodded fiercely. Each of them took a brick and did not dare to breathe loudly as they waited.
Buzzing flies flew above the manure pool.
Above the manure pool was the 'pit' of the public toilet.
After a while, a burly 'big guy' with a silly smile on his face walked into the public toilet happily while swinging a willow branch and humming a song.
Ma Xiaohai pinched his nose and peeked out from below. When he saw 'Fool Zhou' unbuckle his belt and squat on the pit, he nodded at the crowd.
Skinny Monkey smiled evilly and said in a low voice,"
"Listen up, on the count of three, throw them all together!”
The devilish brat's eyes lit up with excitement.
Just like that, after the countdown ended, Skinny Monkey shouted,
"Throw ~!"
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"
"Squeak ~! Psst ~! Squeak ~"
The brick smashed into the manure pit. Flies flew everywhere, and feces and urine flew everywhere!
Waves surged in the manure pit, and yellow and white disgusting things flew up!
Fool Zhou was squatting in the pit with his eyes closed, his face full of satisfaction.
However, she felt a cold and wet feeling in her crotch.
"Huh?" Fool Zhou asked. What was going on? (⊙o⊙)…”
He subconsciously looked down and saw a large yellow and white object flying towards his face.
A foul smell, along with a pungent fragrance, instantly filled all of Fool Zhou's senses.
He was stunned!
A burst of laughter came from behind the toilet!
"Haha! Hahaha! He was hit! I've been hit!"
"Hahaha! The big fool fell into the latrine pit! Your face is full of shit!"
The devilish brat laughed maniacally and ran off like a wisp of smoke.
The next moment, a shrill cry came from the toilet!
"Wow! Bully! Mother! They're bullies!"
Big idiot Zhou was naked and covered in feces and urine. He cried and ran wildly in the military compound!
Behind them, the devilish children laughed loudly and followed behind…
Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaoyu lay on the tree branch and sighed. He said,
"Sigh! He was too pretentious! It's not my fault! If you want to blame someone, blame these devilish children. They were like this to begin with!”
There were countless such things.
In short, the military compound was no longer peaceful…
……
Just like that, another half a year passed.
Lin Xiaoyu was also four years old.
On this day, Su Xu woke Lin Xiaoyu up early in the morning.
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Lin Xiaoyu went to the dining room and found that Su Xu had already finished her breakfast and was sitting at the table with a straight face.
"Mom, why are you so early today?”Lin Xiaoyu asked.
Su Xu patted Lin Xiaoyu's head and said lovingly,"
"Eat first. After dinner, I have something to tell you…"
" What's the matter, Mom? Why are you being so mysterious…" Lin Xiaoyu looked at Su Xu suspiciously and replied.
Su Xu smiled and didn't say anything.
After wolfing down his breakfast and burping, Lin Xiaoyu saw Su Xu take out a school bag from behind her back…
It was colorful and had cute cartoon patterns on it.
Seeing the bag, Lin Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.
"It's over! It was over! We still can't escape!"
Su Xu: " Xiaoyu, I'll take you to kindergarten today. I'll take you to meet a lot of new young friends. There's also a beautiful teacher who'll take you to play with. Are you happy?"”
Lin Xiaoyu's face was full of bitterness. He shook his head hard and said,"
"Mom, I'm not going! I'm not going to kindergarten!"
"Not going? The kindergarten is so good. Not only are there many toys, but there are also many friends. Xiaoyu, you will definitely like it!”
Su Xu continued.
However, Lin Xiaoyu's head was shaking like a rattle-drum at this moment, and his face was filled with reluctance.
"No, no, I'll just stay at home with Nainai. I'm not going to kindergarten!”
Su Xu tried to persuade him again. Seeing Lin Xiaoyu's firm attitude, she suddenly became angry and raised her voice.
"No, you have to go to kindergarten with Mommy today. How old are you? Other children go to kindergarten when they're three years old. You're already over four years old, and you're still at home. If he didn't go to kindergarten, how could he learn anything? If he didn't even know 1234 when he went to primary school, how could he do that?”
Su Xu's series of high notes made Lin Xiaoyu feel like his eardrums were about to shatter.
"No! I won't go to kindergarten even if you beat me to death!"
"You damned child, are you going to do this the hard way? Do you really think that I can't bear to hit you?”
In Lin Xiaoyu's eyes, Su Xu, who had always been gentle and generous, had completely changed into a different person at this moment.
She stood up, picked up a chicken blanket by the table, raised her hand, and pretended to hit someone!
Lin Xiaoyu thought to himself,[I'm so scared. Is my mother going to reveal her true colors?]”
"Are you going or not? If you don't go, I'll really hit you!" Su Xu roared.
Lin Xiaoyu was a little afraid when he saw his mother's big transformation.
"I…I've lived two lives, and I'm scared by these two sentences? No way, no way! You can't admit defeat!"
Lin Xiaoyu thought so in his heart, but when he saw Su Xu's appearance, he was so frightened that he quivered.
Seeing that the feather blanket was about to fall, Lin Xiaoyu quickly waved his hand and said,
"Go! I'll go, my biological mother!"
When Su Xu heard this, she quickly put down the feather blanket and changed her face back to her original gentle and kind face.
Su Xu patted her son's head and said amiably,"
"Good Xiaoyu, this is my good son. Come, Mommy will carry your schoolbag. Let's go to kindergarten now!”
Lin Xiaoyu was dumbfounded and muttered,"
"This... this is too fast! Mother, were you acting just now?？!!”
Su Xu seemed to have heard something. Her expression stiffened and she asked,
"What are you mumbling about?!”
"Uh, I…I didn't say anything…I didn't say anything!”
Lin Xiaoyu was so frightened that he jumped down, picked up his bag, and ran towards the door.
At this moment, the system announcement sounded…
"Beep ~! Congratulations to the host Lin Xiaoyu for opening the main mission kindergarten day. After completing the main mission, the host will receive all attributes 20 attribute points! He would also receive an additional 1 lottery draw reward!”
"Beep ~! The kindergarten days had been successfully launched! Please complete your kindergarten education to receive the above reward!”
Lin Xiaoyu, who had just run to the door, stopped and cursed loudly in his heart,
"System! Are you really going to let me go to kindergarten? I'm really going crazy!"
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