"Lu Yan, which army have you decided on? I can go back and report it to you."
"→_→ Can I do it alone?”
"What do you think?"
" A man and a woman, work is not tiring. I'm going to join the Fire Phoenix Commando Team, hehehe."
“……=_=”
"Brat, you really know how to pick! No! It was full of female soldiers, if it was someone else…Eh, where was she?”
When Yun Tianze was not paying attention, Lu Yan arrived in front of Ye Cunxin and the others in the blink of an eye. He transformed into a gentleman.
"Hello, valiant beauties. My name is Lu Yan, and my code name is Hades. I am now willing to join the Fire Phoenix Commando Team. Please approve."
The single girls of Fire Phoenix swallowed their saliva in unison. Captain He Lu calmed herself down and saluted,"
"Welcome, Comrade Lu Yan, to join the Fire Phoenix Commando Team."
Not far away, Long Xiaoyun's gaze had never left Lu Yan. When she saw this, she clenched her fists.
The exercise summary meeting ended with Lu Yan's snoring. In the end, it was settled in a draw. All the files of the exercise were sealed and listed as a four-star high-level secret. Only a few high-level officials of the country could see them.
On the helicopter heading to the Fire Phoenix Base, Tang Xiaoxiao's face was red as she nudged Lu Yan.
"Senior Colonel Lu, please give your acceptance speech."
Lu Yan was dressed in a well-ironed army green uniform and high-top military boots. He looked very heroic. He pursed his lips and glanced at the four stars on the parallel bars on his shoulders. His disdain was indescribable.
"(? ~ ?) I thought it was a major general, but in the end…Sigh ~ If I had known earlier, I would have left with Old Fox Yun. My Golden Leaf Twin Stars ~ What a waste!"
All the women rolled their eyes in unison. An Ran moved to Lu Yan's other side.
"Lu Yan, don't be unsatisfied. Your senior colonel is a regular army establishment. It's already very impressive that you can mobilize more than 3000 armed forces at any time."
"Hmm? There's such a good thing?"
Lu Yan's sudden roar shocked the girls.
"I've decided. When I go home to visit my family, I'll mobilize 3000 people to blow up the streets, tanks to clear the way, and armed helicopters to patrol in the air. I'll make the Lu family proud."
“……(_)”
It was already noon when they returned to the Fire Phoenix base.
Tang Xiaoxiao, who loved cleanliness the most, was the first to rush into the shower after taking off her equipment.
"This young lady needs to take a good bath, my body stinks!"
He Lu led Lu Yan to the door of the infirmary and began to instruct him,
"Lu Yan, you'll have to suffer for a while. Stay in the infirmary. The bell will ring when you eat. Lu Yan, do you have any more questions?”
As soon as Lu Yan entered the house, he frowned at the smell of Chinese medicine and alcohol.
"You guys should have a meeting room, right? I can stay there."
He Lu's face was flushed red as she tidied her hair.
"I'll help you clean up."
"No need, you can go handle your personal hygiene."
He Lu left with a disappointed look. Lu Yan checked into the conference room and began to tear down the house.
The rectangular conference table was put together and covered with a mattress to form a bed. Two or three chairs were left behind, and the rest were thrown out. The camera could not be left behind either. Lu Yan thought of the way the women looked at him. There were many female wolves here. What if they were outnumbered?
After Lu Yan tidied up, he even hung a card on the door,"Hell", and nodded in satisfaction.
"Yes! From now on, this will be my doghouse, the largest single room for men in the Fire Phoenix Base. Go take a shower and go home tomorrow."
The speaker in the meeting room suddenly sounded. It was Ye Cunxin's voice.
"Brother Lu Yan, you can go take a shower now. We'll wait for you in the cafeteria."
"…=_= I want to dismantle the loudspeaker. No one can disturb my sleep."
Lu Yan took his toiletries and was stunned as soon as he entered the bathroom.
"F * ck…"
Lu Yan quickly ran out. He looked around and saw that there was no one around before walking in.
“(●.·) Wow! Was this heaven? There are so many styles."
There were eight or nine sets of colorful clothes hanging on the clothes rack at the entrance. As the bathroom door opened, they floated in the wind and smelled good.
(Feilu's little black house is very strict, forgive me)
Lu Yan was about to go in when he suddenly realized that one of the "clothes" had a listening device. He could not help but think of something. He ran out of the house and deliberately said loudly,
"This Ye Cunxin is quite conservative. This An Ran smells so good! This must be Tian Guo's. She was the biggest. Wow! This is Tang Xiaoxiao's…I'm so happy, I feel like I've reached the peak of my life!"
The girls who were eavesdropping in the cafeteria were embarrassed at first, but in the end, they were furious.
Tang Xiaoxiao's face was red as she slammed the table and stood up.
" Men are indeed good things. Sisters, grab your weapons and start executing the 'Cut the Grass and Remove the Roots' plan. Castrate him for me."
"Understood!"
The girls picked up the weapons that they had prepared in advance. They used knives, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, sesame seed cakes, steamed buns, and fried dough twists. They charged aggressively towards the collective bathroom.
"Bang!"
Ye Cunxin kicked the door open, and Lu Yan was not inside.
"Yes, you stinky hooligan! Search for him, even if you have to dig three feet into the ground, you have to find him!"
In the end, the girls found nothing. When they returned to the cafeteria, they found Lu Yan with his legs crossed and his teeth picked. He had finished all the dishes. He burped and teased,
"Hey, beautiful girls, is it fun to plant a bug? So you guys like this kind of style. Let's spar some other day."
“……(●.●)”
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