Siheyuan: I can see through the secrets of beasts
28 Yi Zhonghai vomited when he pooped on his head.

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Yi Zhonghai and the other two fell into a shit pit.

It was easy to fall down, but it was difficult to climb up. The side walls of the pit were vertical, wet and slippery, making it impossible for them to climb up.

"Jia Dongxu, it's all your fault. If you hadn't squatted down, would we have fallen?”Silly Pillar complained.

"If you ask me, it's your fault. If you didn't stop us, would we have fallen?”Jia Dongxu was not to be outdone.

"Alright, stop arguing.”

Yi Zhonghai was very depressed.

He knew very well that he was the culprit behind the three of them falling into the manure pit.

If he hadn't fallen, smashed Jia Dongqu down and grabbed Shazhu, the three of them wouldn't have fallen together. At most, he would have fallen.

"Just you wait."

"When someone comes, we'll call for help.”

Yi Zhonghai covered his nose. It was too smelly.

The three of them were helpless and could only wait for someone to come to the toilet.

" Yiya, Yiyeyo, they all drank too much. I'm the only one who didn't drink too much…" Someone was humming a tune as he went to the toilet.

"It's Xu Damao."

"First Uncle, we can't let him know that we fell.”

When Silly Pillar heard the sound, he knew that his archenemy had arrived.

"Yes, we can't let him know."

Jia Dongxu didn't want Xu Damao to know.

Yi Zhonghai nodded.

If Xu Damao knew about it, he would spread the news and the entire rolling mill would know. The three of them instantly reached an agreement.

"Ugh, I'm suffocating…" Xu Damao squatted in the pit.

Pa!

Something wet hit Yi Zhonghai's head.

Wow!

Yi Zhonghai vomited.

Pa!

Something smashed into Silly Zhu's head again.

None of the three were spared.

Xu Damao also had diarrhea.

"What's going on?"

Xu Damao was so scared that he held it back. Why was there movement below?

When he squatted down, he didn't even look down. When a normal person went to the toilet, who would check if there was anyone in the manure pit first?

"Someone's there?"

"Three people?"

"Who are you?"

When Xu Damao saw the three people below, he heaved a sigh of relief. It was good that they were humans. If they were humans, he would not be afraid.

The two of them were covered by the Five Grains Reincarnation item, so Xu Damao did not recognize them immediately. He only felt that the three of them were somewhat familiar.

The three of them looked at each other.

As soon as they opened their mouths, Xu Damao could recognize who they were. After all, they had lived in the same courtyard for decades and were too familiar with each other.

It seemed like he couldn't just not speak.

Xu Damao had discovered them. If they didn't speak, Xu Damao would definitely be suspicious and would recognize the three of them sooner or later.

"Xu Damao, it's me. Hurry up and find someone. The three of us can't go up.”Yi Zhonghai sighed in his heart and spoke.

"Grandpa Yi?"

"It really is you."

"I know, the two next to you are Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu. Why did the three of you fall down together?”

"Hahaha, Silly Zhu, you've become a shit pit.”

Xu Damao was very happy to confirm the identities of the three people.

He was a sworn enemy of Shazhu and had been beaten up by Shazhu many times. The more unlucky Shazhu was, the happier he was. He even wanted to buy a string of firecrackers to celebrate.

"Xu Damao, why aren't you looking for someone to save us?”

"Don't forget, I'm the master of the courtyard house. I'm in charge of it.”

Yi Zhonghai threatened.

Xu Damao shivered. He looked at Yi Zhonghai and the other two with hatred and anger.

"Alright, I'll go look for him now."

Xu Damao turned around and left.

In less than ten minutes.

The broadcast of the rolling mill sounded.

"Hello, fellow workers.”

" Now, play a notice."

"Level 8 fitter Yi Zhonghai and his disciple Jia Dongxu, along with the canteen chef, Shazhu, fell into the manure pit of the No. 2 public toilet.”

"Those who have the ability to save people, please go to the No. 2 toilet to save them.”

"Call again."

The broadcast repeated three times.

The three people in the manure pit almost exploded in anger.

Falling into a manure pit was not a glorious thing. On the contrary, it was very embarrassing. They did not want too many people to know.

When the broadcast sounded, everyone knew.

"Is Master Yi below?"

A few people broke into the No. 2 public toilet and shouted at the manure pit below.

"It's me. Hurry up and save us.”

Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed. Finally, someone came to call them.

"Uh, sorry."

"I'm just here to make sure that you really fell into a shit pit.”

"Haha, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have laughed. Just you wait. We'll go out and find tools to save them.”

The people who asked and the people around him laughed out loud.

Yi Zhonghai almost exploded in anger.

They were not here to save people, but to watch a joke. After watching the joke, they turned around and left.

"Is Silly Zhu down there?" Someone else came.

"I'm here. Hurry up and save me." Silly Zhu was happy.

"It's good that you're here. Don't worry, we'll definitely save you. We're only here to make sure that you're down there.”

Just like the people who came earlier, they were here to watch a joke. After watching the joke, they disappeared.

It wasn't until half an hour later that the rescue team arrived.

More than ten groups of people came in the middle, all of them here to watch the show. The three of them were so angry that their livers hurt, but there was nothing they could do.

"I'll throw the rope down. You guys grab the end of the rope. We'll pull from above, and you guys crawl from below.”The person who saved them commanded them.

Jia Dongxu was the first to grab the rope.

After climbing halfway, Jia Dongxu's hands were exhausted and he fell down with a thud.

Fortunately, it was not real ground.

Otherwise…

Even if he didn't die from the fall, he would definitely be injured.

"Jia Dongxu, can you do it?"

"You're so stupid. Aren't you going to tie the rope around your waist?”

"Do you have to grab it with your hands?"

Silly Zhu was speechless.

"Why didn't you say anything just now?"

"You did it on purpose. You want to see me make a fool of myself?”

Jia Dongxu was very angry. If he had been reminded just now, he would have been pulled up by now and wouldn't have fallen down. It was all Silly Zhu's fault.

"Alright."

"Stop arguing, you two."

"The most important thing now is to hurry up.”

Yi Zhonghai glared at the two of them angrily. Why didn't they take a look at this place before arguing?

After more than half an hour, the three of them finally came up. Someone took cold water and gave them a rush, causing the three of them to tremble from the cold.

"Isn't that dog Xu Damao here?"

Silly Zhu had just finished showering with cold water when he looked for Xu Damao.

Xu Damao used the broadcast of the rolling mill to make the three of them famous. The three of them made your name very "interesting" now.

The three of them!

"Alright."

"What's the use of looking for him?"

Yi Zhonghai stopped him.

Silly Zhu nodded. He was right. The culprit was not Xu Damao, but Li Shengli. He seriously suspected that the diarrhea was Li Shengli's doing.

However, there was no evidence.

At this moment.

Hundreds of people watched as the three of them were washed by the cold water.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Dongxu angrily, then at Silly Zhu. He felt that the person to blame the most was Silly Zhu, followed by Jia Dongxu.

Falling into the manure pit had nothing to do with Li Shengli.

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