"Buy what?"
"Do we still need to buy meat for our family?”
Jia Zhang-shi was very pleased with herself, smiling so hard that her eyes were squeezed into a line.
"You didn't buy it?"
"Whose house did you get it from?"
"You're so fat, and the target is too big. It definitely wasn't you who went. It was a stick, right?”
Jia Dongxu guessed.
Jia Zhangshi nodded.
"There aren't many people in our Siheyuan who are willing to buy such a big piece of meat.”
"My master, Yi Zhonghai's family, Xu Damao's family, Liu Hai's middle family, and Li Shengli's family.”
"There's no New Year or festival. My master won't buy meat. Lou Xiao'e isn't at home, so Xu Damao can't afford meat himself.”
"Only Li Shengli's family is left."
"Did the meme steal Li Shengli's house?”
Jia Dongxu analyzed the situation. His eyes sparkled and he seemed very happy.
He hated Li Shengli.
He couldn't beat Li Shengli.
Just as he was worrying about how to take revenge on Li Shengli, he did not expect the stick to make the first move. Stealing Li Shengli's things was also taking revenge on Li Shengli.
Jia Zhangshi nodded again.
As expected of mother and son.
"Grandma, I'm back. My mother is back too. I want to eat meat.”The stick guy pushed the door open and shouted as soon as he entered.
"Aiyo, my little ancestor, you can't call me that.”
"If Li Shengli hears that you stole his meat, will he still be able to partner with our family?”
Jia Zhang-shi became anxious when she heard this and covered the stick's mouth.
He moved closer to the window to take a look. When he saw that there was no one outside, he heaved a sigh of relief.
As for Qin Huairu and Little Dang, Jia Zhangshi did not treat them as humans. She knew that they would not dare to spout nonsense outside, so she merely glared at them.
"Good job, son."
"You went to Li Shengli's house to avenge Dad.”
"Li Shengli, that bastard, should have stolen everything from their house. When you have time, continue to go and steal everything from their house.”
Jia Dongxu picked up the stick.
Qin Huairu frowned. The boy was still so young, yet she asked him to steal. Would he be a good person when he grew up?
There was one thing that she would never forget.
There was a brawny man in the village who was caught stealing a chicken from someone else's house. After he was caught, his legs and arms were broken, and he became disabled.
She didn't want to cripple the stick meme.
However, she couldn't interfere in the matter of the education stick. Jia Dongxu wouldn't allow it, and Jia Zhangshi wouldn't allow it either. She was an outsider.
"What are you waiting for?"
"Aren't you going to cook the meat?"
Jia Zhangshi glared at Qin Huiru and tossed the meat to her.
In the backyard.
Li Shengli's house.
As soon as he entered the door, he realized that someone had been here. There were traces of things being rummaged through.
The meat in the kitchen was lost, and some food was stolen at the same time.
"There are only three thieves in the courtyard, and they are all from the Jia family.”
"Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, and the stick.”
"Jia Dongxu has been working all day, so we can rule him out.”
"Jia Zhangshi is too fat and lazy. He probably won't do it himself. It should be Little Thief's divine stick.”
Li Shengli deduced the identity of the thief.
"I was too careless."
"I didn't expect that even locking the door wouldn't stop the stick.”
Li Shengli frowned slightly. He was thinking about how to give the Jia family an unforgettable lesson.
The meat could not be stolen for nothing.
While he was thinking.
Jia family.
Qin Huiru walked into the kitchen with the meat.
Not long after, the rich aroma of meat wafted into the air.
Even if the Jia family closed the doors and windows, they could not completely seal the gap between the doors and windows. The smell of meat still drifted out, but it was a little lighter.
In the backyard.
Li Shengli smelled meat.
"Who's cooking meat?"
Li Shengli walked into the courtyard and identified the direction of the meat. Soon, he locked onto the Jia family.
"The Jia family is willing to eat meat?"
"It's true."
"It must be my meat."
"Little God Thief, you stole my meat.”
"Just nice, there are still some diarrhea talismans left. Jia Zhangshi, arrange it. Jia Dongxu, arrange it.”
Li Shengli's plan was complete.
He didn't use the talisman immediately. Instead, he was waiting for an opportunity.
When they were halfway through their meal, they would make a move. They would let the Jia family eat while they pooped, so that they would think of diarrhea when they ate meat.
Yi Zhonghai's house.
He had just started eating.
"Who ate meat?" Yi Zhonghai took a whiff of the meat.
"Is it Li Shengli?" An auntie guessed.
"It's not Li Shengli."
"His cooking skills are even higher than Silly Zhu. If he cooked meat, it would definitely be more fragrant than this.”
Yi Zhonghai came to the door and carefully identified the direction of the fragrance.
Soon, he confirmed that it was his disciple Jia Dongxu's family who was eating meat.
"That's not right."
"When I got off work, Jia Dongxu was right behind me. He didn't have time to buy meat.”
"He didn't buy meat. With the stingy personality of the Jia Zhang family, it's impossible for them to buy meat. If their family is eating meat, there's only one possibility: they stole it.”
Yi Zhonghai sighed in his heart.
Jia Zhang-shi's hands were dirty, and she had even called her son and grandson bad. Yi Zhonghai knew that.
"In the afternoon, I think I saw the stick go to the backyard.”
"The meat that the Jia family eats couldn't have been stolen from Li Shengli's house, right?”
A middle-aged woman came behind Yi Zhonghai.
"Sigh."
"We don't know anything."
Yi Zhonghai shook his head and decided to play dumb.
Jia Dongxu was his disciple, and he was also an old man whom he had focused on raising. Nothing could happen to him.
A middle-aged woman also sighed. She had always felt that Jia Dongxu was unreliable, but Yi Zhonghai had recognized Jia Dongxu and continued to invest in him.
Jia family.
Qin Huairu finished cooking a plate of meat and placed it on the table.
Before they could eat.
Jia Zhangshi picked up the meat plate.
He poured more than half of the meat into his bowl and gave half of the remaining meat to Jia Dong and the other half to the stick.
She broke open another two steamed buns and wiped the oil off the plate.
Qin Huairu and Little Dang did not even touch a single oil star.
"Mom, I want to eat meat."
Little Dang swallowed his saliva and whispered pitifully.
"Why would a good-for-nothing eat meat?"
"It's already good enough that you didn't starve to death. If you want to eat meat again, I'll tear your mouth apart.”
Jia Zhangshi fiercely lectured.
Little Dang was so scared that he wanted to cry but didn't dare to.
Qin Huairu's eyes reddened.
"It smells so good."
When Jia Zhang-shi ate meat, she was even fiercer than a pig. In a few moves, she swept all the meat in the bowl into her mouth, and then her eyes widened as she whimpered.
She choked.
"Mom, are you okay?"
Jia Dongxu noticed it and quickly walked over to pat Jia Zhangshi's back.
Jia Zhang-shi spat out the meat in her mouth onto the table.
She quickly picked it up with her chopsticks and continued eating.
Puff!
The stick guy let out a stinky fart. Jia Dongxu followed closely, and Jia Zhangshi was not to be outdone.
"Wow, I pooped my pants."
The stick felt that something was wrong. He touched it with his hand and felt a sticky object. When he pulled his hand back to take a look, he burst into tears.
"Not good, I pooped too." Jia Dongxu's expression changed drastically.
"I need to go to the toilet."
Jia Zhang-shi got up and rushed out. Before she reached the door, she heard a splash. Her pants were wet.
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