"Set…set up a formation?"
Tao Ming's eyes widened as he stared at me. He probably didn't understand why I had to set up a formation. At that time, I was just joking and casually shouted. I felt that this comparison was domineering.
Fatty Wang stared at me with a "sad" expression and whispered,"I say, Wang Cai, you're not being honest. Tao Fang is the girl I like. We're here to help you, understand? You should have let me shout that awe-inspiring line just now. Why did you steal my limelight?”
I broke out in cold sweat.
At this pace, what was there to talk about?
Fatty Wang, if you really want to be in the limelight, it's not impossible. I'll point out a way for you.
When Fatty Wang heard that he could be in the limelight in front of his sweetheart, he immediately came over with a beaming expression and asked what kind of Dao he was.
I said it was simple!
Don't you want to find a scapegoat for Little Niu?
That would be great!
We're going to find him now. Take off your clothes and swim around. I guarantee that Niu Wa will come and pull you. If he dares to show himself, we'll all attack together and take care of him.
Fatty Wang slapped his thigh and said excitedly that this method was too good. Hey, why aren't you going?
I thought this guy was stupid, but I didn't know that he was quite smart. He came to his senses so quickly.
I said, my two taels of meat, Niu Wa definitely won't be interested. You're such a big white supporter. He'll definitely like you. Besides, don't you want to be in the limelight? Now that Tao Fang is watching, you should quickly take off your clothes and go down. When she sees that you are so brave, she might secretly agree to it.
Fatty Wang's arrogance was aroused. He patted his chest and said bluntly,"It's not that I'm afraid of Niu Wa, but I've been the one who beat that guy up when we fought since we were young. But…well, he has already become a ghost. If I go into the water, what if it drowns me?”
"Fatty, swim ahead boldly. As long as Niu Wa dares to come over, the black dog's blood and black ink will all be on him.”
"F * ck you. I'm fat, but I'm not stupid.”
After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a waste of saliva.
Tao Fang, who was beside him, was very afraid. She was already a little impatient from waiting. She immediately said,"Stop wasting time. Aren't we going to catch ghosts? Let's hurry up and start.”
Tao Fang, Tao Ming, and Fatty Wang all turned around and stared at me.
I was a little embarrassed by their looks. They said that although I was handsome, they shouldn't stare at me like that.
Tao Ming took a sip and pointed at the lake. He said in a bad mood,"You were the one who called us here. Isn't there a way to execute it? Think of a way to catch that water ghost.”
When he said that, I was really embarrassed.
I don't have any experience in catching ghosts. I've never done such a thing before. How am I going to catch ghosts?
But they were all looking at me, and they were here. I felt that it would be too awkward to leave like this.
Thus, it was still the same sentence, set up the array!
I lit a pair of candles and burned some paper money. I couldn't deny that I was influenced by the Hong Kong zombie movies. I held a piece of yellow paper with a wooden stick and lit it up, shaking it back and forth.
"Wait a moment!"
Just as the yellow paper was lit, Fatty Wang came over. This guy was holding a cigarette in his mouth and said that he didn't bring a lighter, so he wanted to borrow a lighter.
I handed the burning yellow paper over, then thought of something and cursed.
"Please be serious! " Please respect my profession. I'm a Taoist priest now…Well, I'm out of cigarettes, so please give me one."”
Thus, under Tao Fang and Tao Ming's speechless gazes, I played the role of a sloppy Taoist priest with a cigarette in my mouth. I lit up the yellow paper with a wooden stick and jumped back and forth on the spot.
Fatty Wang said I wasn't a professional. Taoist priests usually chant words while dancing.
I felt that it was right. Looking at Tao Ming and Tao Fang's eyes, I felt that this farce had already reached this stage.
Forget it!
Even if he was beaten to death, he had to maintain his reputation.
"This old man is a young maniac who treats kidney deficiency and does not contain sugar. A brocade hat and a mink fur coat were worn by King Kang. He served as the prefect of Qingcheng and served as the prefect of Jiuzhi Hall for 300 years. When the wine is drunk, the chest and gall are still open. Watermelon frost is a happy man. Holding the talisman in the cloud, three gold grapes. At this time, he drew a carved bow like a full moon and looked to the northwest to see King Adi.”
After I finished reciting, I raised the wooden stick in my hand and pointed at the sky. I shouted at the sky above my head for the last time," Evil spirits, retreat!”
"Crack!"
Originally, Fatty Wang, Tao Ming and Tao Fang were about to burst out laughing. However, following my actions, a muffled thunder exploded in the sky.
I was so scared that I almost knelt down.
The sun! It can't be that effective, right? Was he going to be struck by lightning?
"Crack! Crack!"
Then, muffled thunder rang out one after another. Fatty Wang shouted," Buttface, run quickly. The Thunder God will deal with you later."”
Because my name is "Zhang Wangcai","Wangcai Wangcai". Since I was young, they gave me the nickname "Buttface".
I didn't believe it.
He raised his head and looked up at the sky. He really didn't know if he didn't look at it. He was shocked when he saw it.
Point back! This was too f * cking unlucky.
It was still sunny and hot just a moment ago, but at this moment, dark clouds covered the sky. In an instant, the sun shrouded the dark clouds.
I say, it's really strange.
" Look behind you! Oh my god!" Tao Fang also exclaimed at this moment.
We all turned our heads to look. We were so scared that our scalps went numb and goosebumps appeared.
In the center of the huge fish pond, a vortex began to form for no reason, and it was getting bigger and bigger. It felt like a toilet was filled with water.
"The water in the fish pond is sinking."
Tao Ming pointed at the ground. I lowered my head to look. Indeed, the water continued to sink in from the center.
You have to know that our fish pond is very strange.
As mentioned earlier, it was a "scapegoat lake".
At the center of the black hole, it was so deep that even the most professional divers were too scared to go in when they saw the black hole.
It was also because it was too deep that the old people said that this hole led to the Dragon Palace.
Other than the fact that the hole was too deep, there was another point. Even in the driest year, when the surrounding villages dried up, the water level of our fish pond did not drop at all.
But now, just because I was dancing around and chanting a word, something strange happened to the lake.
The lake water continued to sink. Because it was too fast, many fish in the fish pond did not have time to retreat and were stranded in the mud.
In the blink of an eye, the entire fish pond was completely dried up!
I stood there with a pale face and blue lips.
At this moment, there was only one thought in his mind…
This was too much!
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