It's not that I don't have the ability, but there's a female ghost beside me, and she's a jealous jar!
Any woman who gets close to me will not be able to gain any benefits in the end.
The kidney flower was served. It smelled like a toilet. I lost my appetite when I asked. However, Fatty Wang directly grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth. He ate it very comfortably.
As he ate, he asked me what I had said earlier.
I grabbed the beer bottle and gulped it down. Then, I reminded him again and again.
Things could be said, but don't be scared.
Fatty Wang also smiled. He took out a " Greater China " and handed it to me. He lit one for himself and said with a smile that he ran life insurance. What had he not seen before?
He was telling the truth.
He ran for insurance, but he also wanted to "take risks".
There were people who died in car accidents and had their heads pierced into tofu dregs. There were also people who jumped off buildings and fell until their seven orifices bled. There were too many of them.
I heard him say that.
Great! Anyway, I was also depressed, so I told her what happened.
Fatty Wang was smoking with his eyes narrowed. When he heard this, his eyes widened.
We are all from the same village, so he naturally knows that I have been engaged to a "child betrothal" since I was young.
After listening, the fat guy laughed and gave me a thumbs up.
He said something that almost angered me to death.
There are three men I admire the most in my life. The first is Dong Yong, the second is Xu Xian, and the third is Ning Caichen. One dared to sleep with an immortal…another dared to sleep with a snake…and the last dared not even let go of a ghost, until he saw Hua Qiangu. Only then did I know that Luo Shiyi was a real man who dared to sleep with a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. He locked the seven fairies and went to steal peaches. You're the current Ning Caichen.
If this kid wasn't my childhood friend, I would have thrown the beer bottle at his head.
Did I say that I was willing to do this?
I was on a pirate ship. From the beginning to the end, I was kept in the dark.
Fatty Wang stretched out his hand, grabbed a screw, and stuffed it into his mouth. He desperately sucked and sucked, asking me what to do next?
I said I didn't know. I definitely didn't dare to sleep alone at night. If I really couldn't do it, I would go to his place tonight.
When Fatty Wang heard that, he thought,'I'm going to his place. Two people and a female ghost to share a room?'
He liked the three-X plot, but the target had to be the same person!
Moreover, according to what I said, Chen Yingying, this female ghost, is extremely "jealous".
At that time, no matter if it was a man or a woman, as long as she approached him and expressed some ambiguous feelings, she would kill them…Fatty Wang felt that he was still very young and had a lot of good life waiting for him.
"Don't, brother! We grew up together, you can't bear to harm me, right? How about I pay you some money and you stay at the guest house for the night?”
Fatty Wang had a good idea.
As soon as I said that, I immediately slapped my thigh and said happily,"Well said! But this was equivalent to farting! If I go to the guest house, I'll still sleep alone.”
At the end of the day, Fatty Wang thought of a stupid move. Why don't I spend some more money and hire a beautiful girl to sleep with me tonight? Then, I won't be alone.
I think he must be jealous of my handsomeness and is deliberately protecting me.
Other women would be unlucky just by getting close to them. They had to spend money to find one and do that. Tomorrow, I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that that woman will definitely be scared to death at the bedside.
When that time comes, I'll have to go to prison to eat.
During the day, the Yang qi was strong and there was sunlight. Chen Yingying definitely did not dare to come out.
But tonight, it was hard to say.
Most importantly, I need to sleep. I can't keep holding on.
In the end, there was no other way. Fatty Wang was also a good brother, so the two of us ran to the Internet cafe and stayed up all night.
There were still a lot of people in the internet cafe. The Yang energy was strong, so Chen Yingying did not dare to come out.
For the time being, I can also have a comfortable sleep.
However, I forgot one thing. She can't appear in reality, but she can enter my dreams.
Fatty Wang was playing League of Legends.
This guy was so agitated that he started cursing," Sun your mother, I'll kill your entire family! I told you not to go to the river, not to go to the river!" He didn't even poke his eyes, but now he was stabbed, right?”
I was really too tired, so I laid down and slept.
Then, in the gloomy building, the sound of the suona was played, and the firecrackers were also ringing.
Then, a big red sedan chair came towards me.
I looked down and saw a big red flower hanging on my body. I was wearing wedding clothes.
She was the one getting married today.
I looked at the red sedan chair again. As I walked closer, the matchmaker next to me asked me to kick the sedan door.
I opened the curtain and saw a beautiful bride sitting inside.
It was really beautiful!
However, her face was as pale as a piece of paper.
Unlike the white color, her lips were very red. It was so red that it was scary, as if she had just sucked blood.
The bride sat in the palanquin and cried. She asked me sternly, why didn't I want her?
I was still wondering.
In the end, the cries became more and more shrill. Then, the bride became fierce and stretched out her hand.
Her nails were frighteningly long. She grabbed my neck in one go. Her palm was as cold as a stone, without any warmth.
"Since you don't want me anymore, then don't live anymore. I'll kill you! Then we will become ghosts together and never be separated.”
After the bride finished speaking, the strength in her palm increased.
My face turned red and I felt breathless. I tried my best to break her hand, but it was like an iron clamp. I couldn't break it no matter what.
Under the lack of oxygen, my eyes were blurry as I looked around.
There were no tall buildings, only solitary graves.
There were no sedan carriers or matchmakers. They were all paper figurines.
I felt like I was about to die. I opened my mouth wide, wanting to take in more oxygen, but no matter what, I couldn't breathe.
Until…
"Pa!"
A big slap landed on my face, waking me up.
I opened my eyes and saw that I had fallen asleep on the computer desk. Fatty Wang looked at me with a worried expression.
He asked me what was wrong?
Just now, his right hand was strangling his own neck, and his left hand was strangling his right hand as he tried to break it with all his might. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't wake up.
I broke out in a cold sweat.
Looking outside, the sky had already begun to brighten. I told Fatty Wang about the matter.
Fatty Wang frowned. If he were Chen Yingying, he would probably do the same thing.
Think about it, life is your person, and death is your ghost.
He had been following her for more than twenty years!
Today is the big day, and I suddenly don't want her anymore. She must be very resentful.
Moreover, it was said that the more resentment this ghost had, the more powerful her cultivation would be.
Since I, as a human, am not willing to become husband and wife with her, as a ghost.
It's normal for her to kill me and become a ghost couple.
I'm depressed!
No matter what that extreme Chen Yingying thought?
At least I'm still young. I don't want to die so early.
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