The Unserious System
Open your eyes!
Blinking, blinking!
Who am I?
Where am I?
What should I do?
This was the first time a newbie had transmigrated, so he was still a little unused to it.
Xu Wei looked around. The world seemed to have become very big.
The grass could cut his cheeks.
How tall would that be? Xu Wei had just measured his height last year, and it was 183cm.
Wait, how did my hand become like this?
It was snow-white and furry. It did not look like a human hand at all. Instead, it looked like a cat's paw.
F * ck, other people's transmigration is evolution, but after I transmigrated, did I degenerate?
Xu Wei quickly ran to the pond and looked into the water.
It had a black cat head and body, four snow-white hooves, and a pair of big blue eyes.
Because of the emotional fluctuations, the cat's ears even twitched cutely.
I'm a human, how can I be a cat?
"I want to protest!"
However, the words that came out of his mouth became!
"Meow, meow, meow!"
Xu Wei was speechless.
Damn, he was a cat now. He couldn't even speak if he wanted to. Even if he protested, no one would understand.
Who knows if you're meowing because you're hungry or in heat?
MMP！
Do you dare to scam me a little more?
Didn't they say that they could reach the peak of their lives by transmigrating and marry a fair, rich, and beautiful woman?
Now, not to mention marrying a fair, rich, and beautiful woman, Xu Wei lowered his head and looked at his lower body. That existence that was as thick as a pinky finger, and he instantly…Err... The cat felt even worse.
F * ck you!
There were so many animals that could be transmigrated, so why did it have to be a cat?
Cow, horse, tiger, anything big would do.
Xu Wei's legs went limp and he fell onto the wet grass. He looked up at the sky with a hopeless expression.
"Ding! A life form that meets the requirements has been detected. The system is binding it now."
A cold mechanical voice sounded in Xu Wei's mind. Then, he saw a translucent progress bar appear in front of him.
1%。
10%。
45%。
......
In the blink of an eye, the progress bar was loaded. Then, a virtual screen appeared in front of him.
Crazy and inhumane system
Host: Xu Wei.
[Race: Persian]
[Age: 2 years old]
Constitution: 14 (Average of 10 for ordinary people)
Agility: 18 (Average of 10 for ordinary people)
[Emotional Value: 0] (Can be used to draw various items or skills)
[Skill: None]
F * ck, who can tell me how such a system can still survive?
Looking at the system interface in front of him, Xu Wei blinked his big eyes. His heart was unmoved.
She had already turned into a cat, what else could she do?
"Host, you are wrong. As long as you continue to collect distress points from humans, you will be able to make your penis bigger and have a chance to turn back into a human!”
"Most importantly, all the skills obtained by the host can still be used after transforming into human form!”
F * ck!
Don't stop me, I'm going to explode my small universe."
If they wanted to rob someone now, the man would hand over the ring and necklace, and the woman would hand over her underwear…No, wait…Regardless of gender, hand over your negative emotions.
Just as they were talking about the robbery, a 7-seater Buick MPV was parked by the roadside where Xu Wei was.
Five or six people got out of the car. One of them was dressed like an ordinary auntie, while the others were dressed brightly. There were cameras constantly shooting at them.
The middle-aged woman stood in the middle of the group, looking a little uneasy. However, when she saw the black cat on the grass, her eyes immediately lit up and she waved at Xu Wei.
"Little Bean, come here."
Xu Wei's face was filled with black lines. Auntie, we're not familiar with each other. Don't randomly give others names.
Little Bean? I'm a big iron rod.
Ignoring the auntie's call, Xu Wei sized up the two most eye-catching people in the group.
It was a middle-aged man wearing a black pair of sunglasses. He had a white beard and looked like Wu Xiubo.
When the auntie called out to her, Wu Xiubo also glanced at Xu Wei, but there was still a look of disdain on her face.
He didn't care about him!
The other person was a beauty.
Her delicate and flawless face, small nose, and supple skin were exactly the same as Xu Wei's memories. She was clearly Liu Yifei.
She also noticed Xu Wei in the grass. Unlike Wu Xiubo, Liu Yifei's eyes were shining. She looked like she wanted to hug the black cat and love it.
Wow, you are indeed drooling over my beauty.
Xu Wei raised his hand and beckoned at Liu Yifei.
Come here, come here, I'll let you hug me and lift me up high.
"Oh my god, is this cat calling me over?”Liu Yifei covered her mouth in disbelief."It's so smart. Director Wang, why don't Little Bean join our show?"”
"It can't be. Sister Yifei, this cat is so dirty.”Wu Xiubo pointed at Xu Wei in disdain.
Just now, Xu Wei was lying on the wet grass. His body was stained with dew and dust. His black hair looked a little knotted, but it was not very dirty.
This Wu Xiubo was clearly looking for trouble.
The system couldn't stand it anymore.
At this moment, he came out and said," Now, the first mission will be issued. Host, please be bold and step forward. Jump up and give Wu Xiubo a hard slap. Then, arrogantly join the crew!”
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