In fact, the system's mission suited Xu Wei's mood very well.
As soon as the mission came out, Xu Wei remembered that he hadn't gone to the toilet all morning.
Speaking of which, he was really a little anxious. He was already holding his bladder.
emmm... It just so happened that he had a very good place to go to soak his pee.
It was just that the height of 2 meters and the arc of 108 were a little difficult to control.
"I don't care. I'll just pee."
Liu Yifei was probably afraid that the black cat would scratch the liquor lady, so she wrapped her arms around Xu Wei's armpits and held him in mid-air.
This position made Xu Wei's little child face the camera.
How shameful, exposing his iron rod in front of the entire country.
If he was targeted by some girls with ulterior motives, it would be very dangerous.
Xu Wei wanted to cover his eyes with his cat hooves, but Liu Yifei was holding him and he couldn't move.
"Little Preserved Egg, be good and take pictures." Liu Yifei gently whispered into her ear.
As he spoke, he leaned his body against the black cat's back.
Xu Wei's entire body went numb.
This, this, this…Wasn't this what people often said, the top secret manual from the clubhouse?
Bam... Pushing and kissing?
Wodetian, the fairy sister personally served him. He had to give her a good review.
Although they were wearing thin clothes, it was summer now. It was very suitable to do such shameless things.
Xu Wei struggled to squeeze into the deep ditch, which was more comfortable.
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A large wave of negative emotions flooded the screen. Xu Wei guessed that it must be the audience in the live broadcast room. They were all envious and jealous that he had a fairy sister.
Hmph, you mortals are also trying to covet the beauty of the immortal sister.
I'll wake you up with my big yellow urine.
He Jiong turned on the camera with the liquor lady's phone and said,""Come, get ready."
The cameraman quickly moved behind He Jiong and aimed the camera at the image on the phone.
The lady straightened her clothes and grinned.
Xu Wei also twisted his body and raised his lower body a little at night to avoid accidentally hurting the fairy sister.
Huang Lei, who was holding the wine, could clearly see a hint of cunning in the black cat's blue eyes.
Everyone in the mushroom house knew that this cat was not ordinary.
Therefore, Huang Lei quickly dodged to the side, wishing he didn't have to take part in this scene.
He Jiong nodded and said,"Alright, it's time to shoot. Eggplant!"”
When He Jiong shouted the word eggplant, a yellow water column shot out.
Its height was 2.1 meters, its arc was no less than 110 degrees, and its speed had reached 3 meters per second!
Heavens!
Huang Lei's eyes widened as he watched the cameraman and He Jiong turn pale with fright. The urine was directed at them.
Zi la!
He Jiong and the cameraman were drenched in urine.
The two of them were dumbfounded and forgot to leave. However, Xu Wei's pee really lasted for a long time.
"Ahhh, Little Bean peed on my face. I'm going to kill her.”
"Little Bean, I'll wake you up with my urine.”
"666, the person above is Little Bean.”
"Hahaha, this is so funny. I caught Little Bean to take a photo and got peed all over her face.”
"Little Bean, let's see if you mortals still dare to take pictures of me.”
"Teacher He, please tell me the extent of your psychological trauma.”
"Is this what you call a cat that understands human feelings? I think we should just do as Teacher Wu said and arrest them for mercy killing.”
......
Little Bean was up to no good again. This time, she didn't hit anyone. Instead, she urinated on someone.
Wang Zhengyu, who was watching the surveillance footage from behind, could not help but hold his forehead. His head hurt.
He had originally thought that by letting Black Cat follow He Jiong and Huang Lei, he could give the audience a good impression. Who would have thought that it would become worse?
He was really worried about this cat.
Wang Zhengyu asked the staff beside him,""How's the contact with Wu Xiubo going?”
There was already a heated argument on Weibo about getting rid of Little Bean. Now that Little Bean had done this, Wang Zhengyu felt even more pressured.
If it was only targeted at the program team of Yearning, Wang Zhengyu would not take it too seriously.
The staff member said with a dumbfounded expression," Um, I can't contact Wu Xiubo Studio. I've been on the phone the whole time. There's one more thing…"
"What is it?" Wang Zhengyu asked impatiently.”
The staff member nodded and said," Wu Xiubo's studio seems to have quarreled with the rabies prevention center. They're fighting on Weibo. Also, Wu Xiubo has been exposed to have an affair."”
"Then, the Rabies Epidemic Control Center,@ the Cat Love Association, Dog Love Association, Horse Love Association, and all other animal associations, went to Weibo to watch Wu Xiubo's affair.”
What？
Was it that exciting?
Wang Zhengyu was stunned." Oh my god, this Wu Xiubo is too unlucky. She targeted Little Bean and then got caught cheating on her. She even attracted the attention of animals."”
It was too strange. Wang Zhengyu could not accept it for a moment.
"Then, should we contact Wu Xiubo's studio to discuss the compensation?" the staff asked uncertainly.”
When Wang Zhengyu heard that, he slapped the staff member's forehead and said,"Compensate my ass. Wu Xiubo is probably scared shitless now. He's still in the mood to think about our compensation. I think he wants to die.”
Wang Zhengyu had really hit the nail on the head. Wu Xiubo really wanted to sh * t now.
He did not know why things had turned out like this. There was nothing between him and Chen Yulin. They had even unlocked a new position together a few days ago.
Why did he suddenly turn hostile in the blink of an eye? He didn't show any mercy at all.
More importantly, he could not contact Chen Yulin now.
The long article on Chen Yulin's Weibo had already started to attract a lot of attention.
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