Southeast Asian Version of Su Meng, I Am Your Father!
"Hahahaha ~~~~ I'm dying of laughter!”
"Isn't Su Meng too fun?"
Bai Xiaoling laughed so hard that tears were about to fall.
She wasn't the only one. Everyone in the rehearsal hall was also laughing so hard that they could barely stand still.
After laughing for a long time, a woman with an extraordinary temperament forced herself to stop laughing and asked.
"Little Junior Sister, he is Su Meng? He was the one who wrote 'All Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix'?”
Her name was Qin Qianyan, and she was the lead erhu player of the Capital National Music Troupe.
The Imperial Capital Folk Music Band was one of the three largest folk music bands in the country.
To be able to become the chief here, this was a real erhu performer!
Bai Xiaoling forced herself to stop laughing, and a hint of admiration appeared in her eyes.
"Yeah, he wrote 'All Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix'.”
Qin Qianyan nodded and praised.
"This is the first time I've heard this song.”
"Even after listening to it so many times, my heart is still surging.”
"I didn't expect him to be able to write such a song at such a young age. He's truly a well-deserved genius!”
Bai Xiaoling's expression turned serious.
"Yeah, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed that someone could play the suona to such a godly level.”
"Such a deep musical foundation is really too strong!”
"His words just now seemed to be joking.”
"But the rhythm is bright and full of rhythm. It can be seen that his musical cultivation is definitely not as simple as it seems.”
Qin Qianyan nodded and picked up the erhu again.
"Come on, let's rehearse 'All Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix'.”
"Although this isn't an erhu song, I have no regrets participating in such a masterpiece!”
A moment later, the sound of birds chirping could be heard in the rehearsal hall.
……
The netizens in the live broadcast room were completely ecstatic.
"Hahahaha, Su Meng is so funny. I'm dying of laughter.”
"The first line goes up, and the second line goes down. Hahaha, how did he come up with that?”
"The third sentence, add skr, and the last sentence, hold on…F * ck, it really does sound like that.”
"If I didn't say it, I wouldn't know. Now that I mention it, it seems that there are really many people like this?”
"This is rap? I understand, I understand!"
"Su Meng is amazing. With just a few words, he let me know what rap is.”
"Wow…Brother is so awesome! Brother actually knows how to rap? I love you, I love you."
"Let me confirm again. Su Meng is really a professional with facial paralysis and not a comic star?”
"This show has completely overturned my understanding of Su Meng. I used to think that he was especially pretentious, but now that I look at him, he's too down-to-earth, right?”
……
At the recording studio, everyone was laughing like crazy.
Well, except for Hua Chenyu, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Little Yueyue was a crosstalk actor after all, so he had a higher point of laughter. Finally, he managed to stop laughing.
"Su Meng, what you said is really interesting.”
Do you want to give me an example?"
Su Meng thought for a moment and suddenly asked.
"There's a tongue-twister called '800 pacesets', do you know it?”
"Of course, this is my old profession.”
"Then let me use this as an example.”Su Meng waved his hand and started.
"800 pacesetters rushing to the North Slope"
"Artillery troops are running north side by side."
"Artillery is afraid of the pacesetters skr"
" The pacesetters are afraid to touch the artillery, hold on…"
The demonic melody, coupled with Su Meng's serious performance, presented an excellent effect.
Incomparable laughter erupted in the live broadcast room.
Deng Ziqi squatted on the ground, laughing so hard that she could not stand up.
At this moment, how could Liu Tianxian still look like a fairy sister?
He lay on a table beside him and hammered the table crazily.
Mr. Yang was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that tears were coming out.
The violent shaking of his body caused a wave of turbulence, causing many sharp-eyed netizens to swallow their saliva.
……
"Su Meng!" At this moment, Hua Chenyu had already gone completely crazy.
I just raped to the sky to show off my power.
In the end, you threw my face to the ground and even trampled on it crazily?
When he thought of this, his anger had completely destroyed his rationality.
"Su Meng! You're just a country bumpkin!"
"Do you know how popular underground rap is?”
"Do you know that this is an expression of freedom?”
"Do you know that this is a cry of anger?”
"Do you dare to fight with me?”
"I'll rap and diss you so badly that you'll regret being born into this world!”
What was that? The scene fell silent.
Everyone looked at Hua Chenyu with their mouths agape.
Was this guy crazy? He directly cursed?
This was a program recording!
There were millions of netizens in the live broadcast room!
……
“battle？diss？”Su Meng sneered.
"Just speak properly. You're not old-fashioned at all. Do you really think you're very high-class?”
"What cry of freedom, what expression of anger, isn't he too good at self-praise?”
"Isn't it just scolding people?"
"If you want to learn how to curse, why do you need to learn these foreigners 'tricks?”
"Our Dragon Country has been around for 5,000 years. What kind of good things don't we have? Even the culture of scolding was profound.”
"However, isn't it just uncouth? Wasn't it just dissing people? Then I'll satisfy you!"
"Su Meng!" Liu Tianxian rushed up and grabbed him, saying anxiously.
"Don't be rash. It's a live broadcast now!”
"Don't worry!" Su Chong smiled at her.
"Isn't it just dissing people? I will be very harmonious."
Harmony? diss？
Liu Tianxian was stunned.
What's with this? You've already dissed me, and you're still talking about harmony?
Are you bullying me for not studying enough?
……
Only then did the executive director react, and his face turned green.
A live broadcast incident, this was definitely a live broadcast incident!
"Why are you still stunned? Quickly cut…"
Before he could finish, Su Meng's voice suddenly sounded.
Although there was no accompaniment, his enunciation was clear and full of melody, with a hint of magic.
"Yo ~ yo ~ yo ~ put your hands up!”
"Yo, yo, yo, everybody! Yo ~"
"Your rap is so embarrassing!"
"Now, let's go down together!”
"If this is the Third Reunion, then I'm Slayer!”
"Let me tell you a secret. I'm from Southeast Asia!”
Southeast Asia? Everyone was stunned.
How did this have anything to do with Southeast Asia?
Su Meng did not stop. He shook his head and continued to mutter.
“@#￥@%#……￥#……!# $#*( %@#!"
“@！￥#%……%W#$%$*(”
What the hell?
Everyone was stunned.
He didn't know what she was mumbling about, but from her tone, it sounded like a Southeast Asian language.
Was this…a joke?
A moment later, the live broadcast room burst into crazy laughter again.
Why was Su Meng so interesting?
Several female celebrities were shocked by Su Meng's sudden actions.
After being stunned for a moment, he suddenly relaxed and laughed out loud.
Su Meng was deliberately playing down the diss and using this method to smooth things over!
After figuring this out, the huge rock in their hearts finally disappeared.
However, just as they were relieved, Su Meng had already ended his Southeast Asian rap.
In the end, he ended the performance with four firm and powerful words.
"I am your father!"
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