Young People These Days Call Me Daddy When They're Having A Good Time?
"I am your father!"
Gua gua gua ~
Accompanied by a few crows, Duan Jiangping's body stiffened and his movements stopped.
He tilted the teapot in his hand, and a stream of water poured into the teacup before overflowing.
It flowed on the tea table and turned into a green color.
"Hahaha…Su Meng is so funny…"
" Hahaha…I'm your father…Hahaha…Wahhh…"
Sister Qin, who was sitting across from him, laughed out loud as tears streamed down her face.
My artiste is publicly scolding people during a live broadcast?
This is too funny. I'm dying of laughter…
Duan Jiangping put down the teapot expressionlessly and stood up to rummage through the cabinet.
A moment later, he sat down again with a bottle of wine.
"Sister Qin, I'm happy today.”
Sister Qin grabbed the bottle and looked at it carefully before nodding slightly.
"Yes, this is the bottle."
"This is a high-quality fake wine, the kind that can definitely kill you!”
Duan Jiangping nodded and calmly poured himself a cup.
"Right, when will this world be destroyed?”
……
In the live broadcast room, it was completely crazy.
"F * ck! What the hell is this?"
"Hahaha, someone is pretending to be a Southeast Asian. Why does this Southeast Asian rap sound so intoxicating?”
"Can you translate what Su Meng is singing?”
"Who cares what he's singing? It's over if you're high! This part is simply demonic."
"Hahahaha, Su Meng is really on the road to becoming a comedic star…I'm such a father! F * ck, is he cursing?"
"No way, no way. Su Meng is scolding people?”
"That's right. How can he scold people? This was a f * cking live broadcast. Wasn't their quality too low?”
"Su Meng! How dare you scold our Huahua? I'm going to be irreconcilable with you!”
"Why do I suddenly feel so happy when I hear someone scolding Huahua?”
……
"Hahaha, Su Meng, you're so funny!”
Little Yueyue suddenly burst into laughter as he spoke.
"I didn't expect rap to be so interesting. It's just like our crosstalk, playing a father-son joke on stage?”
He tilted his head slightly to avoid the camera and blinked crazily at Su Meng.
Boss Yang, who was beside him, suddenly understood.
Little Yueyue was covering for Su Meng, so he quickly said.
"Yeah, Su Meng didn't expect you to know Southeast Asian.”
"What did you just say?”
Liu Tianxian and Deng Ziqi also reacted and quickly helped.
"What's the point? He's just spouting nonsense and joking."
"Su Meng, I didn't expect you to have such a talent for jokes. Then you and Little Yueyue are really compatible!"
"Yes, yes!" Little Yueyue nodded frantically.
"And the last four words you said,'I'm your father', are Yuyu, right? I'm from Henan Province!"
"What you said isn't standard either. The second word in Yu language doesn't read 'sh', it should be read' si'.”
"Is that so?" Su Meng nodded and repeated.
"I'll die! I'll die! I'll die!"
"Right! That's right!"
Little Yueyue slapped his thigh and was suddenly stunned.
"Hey ~~~ That's right.”
The three female celebrities nodded their heads in relief, then froze.
If I remember correctly, we were supposed to help you out, right?
But why…did you become my father?
……
In the live broadcast room, the netizens burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, what kind of scolding is this? This is obviously a joke!"
"I'm dying of laughter. Su Meng is too funny.”
"I really took advantage of Sister Fairy in the previous episode, but I took advantage of everyone in this episode?”
"Hahaha, I didn't expect a celebrity to play a father-son joke. This is too down-to-earth.”
"Downstairs, I'll die!"
"Previous poster, I'm going to die!"
"The two of you are actually father and son. I admire you!”
"Eh? Brother is their father, so wouldn't I become their aunt?”
"I didn't expect Su Meng to be so funny. Who said he was a professional tycoon? The manager really doesn't know anything!"
"That's right. If he didn't participate in this show, his manager would have pointed Su Meng's path astray!”
……
Sister Qin, who was holding her wine glass, suddenly felt a chill, as if someone was scolding her behind her back.
His hands trembled and the wine in his glass spilled out.
She sighed and was about to pour more wine.
The voice from the computer rang out, and the bullet comments flew up in unison.
Sister Qin was stunned, and her expression changed drastically. She snatched the wine glass that Duan Jiangping had brought to her mouth.
"Boss, wait, look!”
Duan Jiangping subconsciously glanced at the bullet comments. The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and his face was filled with disbelief.
"In other words, Su Meng became their father. Isn't he scolding them?”
" Yeah..." Sister Qin sighed and said faintly.
"Aren't the youngsters these days too good at playing?”
"You're having fun and you still want to call me daddy?”
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