"Can you say that electric mosquito swatter is also a weapon of mass destruction?？”
"Obviously, everyone doesn't think so, because the power of the electric mosquito swatter can only be used to kill mosquitoes. So what was there to be afraid of a drone that could only be used to kill mosquitoes and even leave a mosquito's corpse intact?”
...
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
The Dragon Country netizens in the live broadcast room exploded with excitement!
too
It was too perfect!
Director Chu Yun's rebuttal was perfect!!
He had instantly shifted the focus of attention!
electric Mosquito Swatter
This kind of thing that every household had, in essence, had the same ability to kill mosquitoes as the laser-diffused drone!
Many people have used this thing
As long as it was waved at a flying mosquito-when the mosquito touched the electric net-it would immediately smell like roasted meat!
He killed the mosquito in an instant!
If you take the electric mosquito swatter to a puddle, a toilet, or a place where mosquitoes are dense,
He could really enjoy the thrill of killing monsters with Musou!
He swung the racket down!
Lightning flashed and sparks flew!
If he was lucky, he could even kill a thousand mosquitoes!
But just like Director Chu Yun said,
No one in this world would treat electric mosquito swatters as weapons of mass destruction, right?
If electric mosquito swatters can be used as weapons of mass destruction
That electric mosquito coil!
It must be a biological weapon!
at the thought of this
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room instantly became happy.
"Hahahahaha, as expected of Director Chu Yun! This time, he did not disappoint us and solved the problem perfectly! Moreover, this explanation was too perfect! There was no room for the US to refute at all! And it really turned the tables with one sentence! Not only did they throw the problem to the US, but they even completely grasped the initiative and the commanding height!!”
"I think what Director Chu Yun said is very reasonable and convincing! What was the difference between the laser diffuse drone and the electric mosquito swatter? It's just that they kill bugs a little faster. What's there to be surprised about in America? What was there to be afraid of? Were the Americans worried that they would be killed by the electric mosquito swatter?”
"That's right! No way, no way! Did anyone really think that the electric mosquito swatter was a weapon of mass destruction?？The drone that Lin Xian created for killing insects is actually only a little powerful. It can kill some mosquitoes, crickets, pests, and so on. In my opinion, its power is not even as good as an electric mosquito swatter!”
"It's our turn now, American representative! Please tell us loudly about the electric mosquito swatter! Was it a weapon of mass destruction? Hahaha, look at General Mike's expression. The veins on his head are about to pop out! How many times had this happened? But, but I just can't get tired of looking at it!”
"In fact, the laser diffusing drone that Lin Xian created for insect control is not even as lethal to mosquitoes as the electric mosquito swatter! The moment the electric mosquito swatter touched the mosquito, it emitted a crackling smell of roasted meat! And the mosquito that was shot by the laser could actually leave a complete corpse! If such a powerful laser hit a person, it might not even leave a small red dot!!”
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Chu Yun looked at the bullet screen that the netizens were sending out quickly.
He also found a lot of inspiration in an instant!
When he said it just now, it was indeed not logical enough because he was in a hurry!
so
Now that Chu Yun had sorted out his thoughts, he no longer faced General Mike.
He turned around.
Facing all the representatives of more than 200 countries present, he said seriously,
"When Mister Lin Xian brought everyone to look at the mosquito's corpse, did everyone see it? The power of the laser beam that was as thick as a strand of hair was actually very small. It was only able to kill a mosquito. Even with this little destructive power, it could not leave a trace on the corpse! You even left a mosquito's corpse intact!"
"Therefore, we can conclude! Although killing millions of mosquitoes at the same time was quite terrifying, the power of the laser was not worth mentioning in terms of individual lethality!”
"I believe that many people have used electric mosquito swatters before, right? Mosquitoes that were electrocuted to death by the electric mosquito swatter were basically charred all over. There was a smell of roasted meat, and their original appearance could not be seen at all! With such a comparison, it's really not difficult to find-"
"The power of Lin Xian's drone's laser is not even comparable to the power of an electric mosquito swatter! So what was there to be afraid of? A laser with such power might not even be felt when it hit a person! At most, I feel a little itchy!"
The more Chu Yun spoke, the more relaxed he became.
The more he spoke, the more inspired he became!
In the end, he directly concluded,
"Therefore, we firmly oppose the US's proposal that the laser-diffused drone used for killing insects is a weapon of mass destruction! Unless…"
"Unless the US is the first to admit that electric mosquito swatters and electric mosquito repellent are also weapons of mass destruction!”
Puff!
Puhahahaha!
Director Chu Yun's humorous words made all the representatives present burst out laughing.
"Hahahahaha! Director Chu Yun's words were too humorous! However, this also explains the lethality of drones. I think we might have thought too much. If the energy of a laser can kill mosquitoes, can it definitely kill humans? Actually, I don't think so. After all, I've been electrocuted by a mosquito swatter before. I don't feel anything at all.”
"Phew, I'm really relieved. Actually, I was really shocked by the US's proposal of weapons of mass destruction, but after the representative of the Dragon Country said that, I feel that it was indeed a little alarmist!! I think what Director Chu Yun said makes sense. Lin Xian's drones only killed a lot of mosquitoes. What are we afraid of? Which one of us hasn't killed a lot of mosquitoes?”
"Hahahaha, he actually said that electric mosquito repellent and electric mosquito swatter are weapons of mass destruction. This really makes me laugh!! I think we might have misunderstood Lin Xian. If we don't look at it through colored glasses, why can't we just accept that this laser diffuse drone was developed purely to eliminate pests?”
"Hahahahaha, if you believe it, then believe it! Anyway, I feel that the representative of the Dragon Country has made things up again this time! To be honest, who knew how lethal Lin Xian's Insect-killing Laser Diffuse Drone was! What if the backstage could be adjusted? In fact, it was not impossible for a drone to wipe out a city as the representative of the United States was worried about. It was just that there was no way to prove it.”
"Regardless of the authenticity of the matter, today's debate around drones is really exciting! Originally, the Dragon Country was in a situation where they were bound to lose, but Director Chu Yun's words turned the tables! The wisdom of the people of the Dragon Country could not be underestimated!!”
........
The laughter of the whole house
It made General Mike suffer an unprecedented humiliation!!
but
However, he had to admit that he was not the only one.
He never expected Chu Yun to come up with a perfect excuse.
The drones were not lethal enough! It could only kill mosquitoes, but it could not harm the human body!
this
This statement was simply too shameless!
Because there was no way to prove it!!
after all
After all, this drone is not at the scene of the United Nations
As long as the Dragon Country bites this thing to death, it is harmless to the human body. The laser can only tickle the human body.
The US had no way at all!
Too shameless
This was too shameless!
"No! I don't believe it!"
General Mike roared! He glared at Chu Yun fiercely.
"You're lying! The laser system of this drone must be able to adjust its power!”
"If those hundreds of millions of laser beams are really concentrated together! If he aimed at a target and fired, he could definitely burn the target to ashes!!”
however
At this moment, Chu Yun was not afraid of this kind of speculation without evidence.
He smiled and said,"
"Mr. Mike, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want in the United Nations. You have to have evidence when you speak.”
"Our Dragon Country does not accept such endless slander, and there is no need to explain it!”
" The only thing we can guarantee to the world is-"
"The Dragon Country has never conducted research on weapons of mass destruction! And I need to repeat again-all the products of Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory are designed and developed for agricultural use! It has absolutely no military use!"
"Especially the Insect-killing Laser Diffuse Drone that Mr. Lin Xian just released. It can significantly and efficiently solve the problem of pests in farmland! It could greatly increase the harvest of farmers and the production of non-polluted vegetables! This is a very important agricultural machinery for our agricultural country!”
"Therefore, our Ministry of Agriculture will definitely purchase large quantities from Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory! And widely use it in various farming areas of the Dragon Country!”
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Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!
Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!
Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!
Once again, the venue erupted with warm applause!
nowadays
Indeed, many countries were "fooled" by Chu Yun's words.
They were really naive to think that the laser beam of this drone could only be used to kill mosquitoes!
however
The smart netizens of the Dragon Country had long seen through everything.
In the live broadcast room, he laughed and said "code words","code words":
"Hehehehe, this feeling of being a hooligan is too good!”
"Ah, right, right! This laser weapon can only be used to kill mosquitoes."
"Don't think too much about agricultural products with low technological content!”
"Hahahaha, I dare to imagine that it won't be long before this drone appears in unexpected places ~"
"I don't believe that the Dragon Country's military won't be envious of such advanced equipment! They were probably all frantically pressing the refresh button in the live broadcast room, waiting to snatch the goods!!”
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.............
Just as everyone was already opening the champagne in their hearts,
He suddenly realized!
Lin Xian's livestream about this product did not seem to have any intention of ending!
could it
What other functions does this drone have?
Everyone was right.
Lin Xian clapped his hands and stood up. He smiled at the camera and said,"
"Then, it's time to introduce the second function of this drone to everyone!”
"This function is also a very practical function for farmers!”
Crack---
Director Chu Yun's thermos flask cap fell to the ground with a loud thud!
The hand holding the thermos cup could not help but tremble
He felt that he was already a little mentally weak!
nowadays
Every time Lin Xian mentioned a new product or new function,
His heart seemed to have stopped for half a beat!
He broke out in cold sweat!
"No, it can't be."
Chu Yun couldn't help but worry!
He had just forcefully explained that the drone's "lethality is equal to an electric mosquito swatter."
This Lin Xian, don't suddenly tear us down!
Chu Yun felt his eyebrows twitch.
What a f * cking ominous feeling!
Nothing good is going to happen!
.......................................
In the live broadcast room.
Lin Xian pointed at the wheat field behind him and continued,"
"In fact, in daily agricultural practices, especially when there are forests and mountains around, the farmland is often trampled by wild boars, weasels, and even wild bears."
"The destructive power of these Daxing wild animals is very great! As they ran over, they directly bent all the wheat that they had painstakingly planted. Or hungry bears came to steal corn and watermelons. They ate half an acre and destroyed half an acre. The harm was no less than a swarm of locusts!”
" Next, I'll introduce the second working mode of the Insect Control Laser Diffuse Drone. It can perfectly solve the problem of this beast invading the farmland!”
Lin Xian pressed a few buttons.
The drone quickly adjusted its position and began to hover quietly in the air at a very quiet, very slow rotation speed.
At the same time.
A mechanical voice came from the drone.
"Beep beep! Activate sentinel mode!"
Puff!
Director Chu Yun spat out a mouthful of tea!
whistle
Sentinel mode?
What the hell!
Couldn't he have given it a more agricultural name? This is very difficult for me!
hey hey hey
This sentinel mode must not be something ridiculous!
Chu Yun prayed in his heart.
He was extremely nervous!
" Don't play around, Lin Xian. My old heart can't take it anymore."
"I can't explain your Sentinel mode alone!”
"If they really do something stupid, I really can't keep making it up!!”
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