" Classmate Xiao 'ai, play the song' areyouok'," Lu Jingyu said as she closed her eyes.
Are you ok, holle, three grams of oil, three grams of oil, 3Q, are you ok…This video that was made into a ghost by the netizens was automatically generated in Lu Jingyu's mind. Only Lu Jingyu could hear the broadcast.
That's right, this was the system that came with Lu Jingyu's transmigration. It was an intelligent system developed by Xiaomi 100 years later.
"Xiao 'ai, what functions do you have? Lu Jingyu asked curiously after listening to the song.
A wisp of blue smoke appeared in his mind. Slowly, the blue smoke took form and turned into a charming young woman. He likes to be fierce, plump buttocks and black silk. He said seductively,"Is Master satisfied?" It was synthesized according to your memories when you were asleep. This voice was so soft that it could melt her bones. Master, if you're not satisfied, I can turn into a young girl, a loli, a vixen…This is different from what I imagined. Is this still artificial intelligence? Lu Jingyu quickly waved her hand and said," No, no. I'm quite satisfied with you like this. There's no need to change. I'm a decent person." Hurry up and tell me about the functions. He quickly changed the topic. Xiaoai was a little disappointed and said,"Okay, Master." Then, it turned into a wisp of blue smoke. It disappeared.
In fact, in the 22nd century, artificial intelligence already had its own thoughts. Although some did not have a physical body, they were no different from normal people. She also had her own emotions. There were even robots that had developed feelings for their masters after spending time with them. It was normal for Xiao 'ai to want something to happen between her and Lu Jingyu. The artificial intelligence was also very empty. It was not a god and had no desires.
In an instant, a pure and beautiful voice appeared. Welcome to the Xiaomi 99. Next, I will introduce the functions of this supercomputer. This supercomputer has six core functions.
Storage system. The supercomputer chip will be stored in your brain and will automatically develop your brain. At the same time, it can record the knowledge you need and store it directly in your brain as permanent memory. It could be deleted. You can also download all kinds of software you need.
Wait, can I download this software from this world? Can I download it directly or through some other method? Lu Jingyu asked.
Yes, it can be downloaded. I've installed the application store of this era. Whether it's mobile games or computer games, it can run smoothly. The voice switched to a seductive female voice. It seemed that it was Xiaoai who answered. I understand. Please continue.
2. Security system. It can read the favorability of the people around you. 0 to 1: Bad favorability. Negative: Hostile. Might be a threat to you. 2 to 4 are average, 5 to 6 are good, 7 to 8 are in love, 9 to 10 are life-and-death friends, and can warn you of danger. To ensure your safety.
3. Calculation system, spending a large amount of energy to calculate and calculate the most reasonable plan.
4. Health system, analyzing the energy needed every day, recommending the most reasonable healthy schedule and diet menu, as well as the amount of exercise, and displaying the health value. And the rest of my life.
5. Search system, which can search for everything before 2120.
6. Energy System. Sleep every day or do something to stimulate the body can increase the energy value. Every hour of sleep can obtain 60 energy points. After deducting the energy required to maintain the system for 8 hours a day, there is 240 energy points left. It can be used continuously for 4 hours. Unlimited downloads.
In addition, I only need 999999 units, which is only 100,000 units. Xiao 'ai added.
After listening to Xiao 'ai's introduction, Lu Jingyu smiled and said," Hunger marketing after 100 years? This is really a Xiaomi method." Lu Jingyu recalled the time when the three of them in the dormitory helped Boss snatch the Xiaomi 6. It took them two weeks to snatch the four phones. His hand speed was still not fast enough, and he still played too few games.
At first, Xiaomi used hunger marketing, but later on, it was completely forced. The Snapdragon 845 used in the Xiaomi 8 phone was only produced by the US company, and Samsung had a deep strategic cooperation with Huawei. All the CPU was supplied to Samsung immediately. Other manufacturers did not have so many resources to invest in it. This also led to the slow speed of making mobile phones, and Xiaomi was no exception. Therefore, Xiaomi also wanted to make money, but the supply was insufficient, so they could only do it this way. Although Lu Jingyu did not like this method, the phone was cost-effective and suitable for students. He couldn't afford high-end Apple phones, but Vo, Oppo, and other high-priced low-configuration devices. He could only buy Xiaomi.
……
After the introduction, Xiao 'ai appeared in front of Lu Jingyu again, but she had changed into a new set of clothes. She wore a tight skirt, a white shirt, and a black suit. This time, he did not wear black silk, but white silk.
Lu Jingyu suppressed his desire and said,"What are you doing? Are you playing a fashion show?" "I'll officially start work today as your personal assistant," Xiao 'ai said with a smile. Of course I have to wear it tighter. Don't I look good in it? Lu Jingyu smiled bitterly." You can wear whatever you like. But can you change your voice? Change it to a more normal one. Your voice is too tempting." Oh right, I'll call you Xiao Mei from now on. Calling you Xiao 'ai is too weird.
Xiao Mei was indeed skilled in her work. She changed the alluring voice from the smart library to Shao Yu's voice and said,"Okay, Master. Xiao Mei actually doesn't like the previous name." He had always wanted to change his name. Thank you, Master. I like your name very much. A leopard can't change its spots. Lu Jingyu looked at Xiao Mei's seductive eyes and shook his head.
Fark,fark,fark…Suddenly, a string of curses rang out. F * ck, why was there another person in my head? Lu Jingyu said in surprise. A man in tight red clothes with two swords on his back appeared in front of Lu Jingyu. He reached out his hand and said,"Hey, man." You must have heard of me. My name is Deadpool. I just want to know how that little Lu Lu became you. Forget it, who cares about him? Hey! Newcomer, what's your name…
Lu Jingyu listened to Deadpool in front of him blabbering on. He spoke so fast that he couldn't hear the rest of the sentence clearly.
Deadpool. Although Lu Jingyu had never read Marvel comics, he had watched movies and understood some things. Deadpool was a character that was both good and evil under Marvel. His real name was Wade Winston Wilson. He was originally a seasoned special forces soldier who participated in Weapon X in order to cure himself of cancer. Project X, and was injected with the genes of the Wolverine to extend his life, at the cost of his appearance being destroyed. His skills were also very abnormal. He had an almost undying body and a four-dimensional bag that could produce all kinds of weapons. He was also the only superhero who knew that he was in the Marvel Universe.
His skills were indeed very abnormal, but the most abnormal thing was his mouth cannon. Nine out of ten sentences were nonsense. He relied on his undying body to talk nonsense all day long. He was invincible to the point of snatching a woman from Slayer Tyrant. Just like Slayer Tyrant, he fell in love with the Death God at the same time.
Lu Jingyu knew how powerful he was. If he continued to talk, it would be strange if he didn't drive her crazy. "Brother, don't say anymore." I'll be honest with you. My name is Lu Jingyu too. I'm not from this world. However, my soul inexplicably transmigrated here and fused with his soul.
When Deadpool heard Lu Jingyu's words, he stopped chattering. He pondered for a moment. Oh, you've transmigrated from a parallel world. The space in this world is indeed not very stable. I've seen many transmigrators come here. Yes, I've been to many parallel worlds, and I've even formed a Deadpool Army. Then, he started talking nonsense.
Lu Jingyu was not interested. Hearing about Deadpool's glorious years, he interrupted him again. "Then why did you appear in my mind instead of staying on your planet?"
Deadpool sighed and said," Do you think I want to? Actually, I'm the same as the one beside you. We're both system administrators." That little Lu Lu that you've transmigrated also has a system on him. I'm the manager of that lousy system. However, I have more freedom and can usually sneak out. You're lucky. If I wasn't around, the soul that was fused would be yours.
Lu Jingyu rolled her eyes and said,"Why didn't I notice that system?" Do I have to give you a drop of blood and then you'll acknowledge me as your master? The system was reactivated.
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. Just ask your Little Mei. This girl looked wrong, but unfortunately, she wasn't real.
Xiao Mei glared at Deadpool. She said pitifully,"Well, Master, there is indeed an unusual, chaotic memory fragment in the brain." She was a little afraid that an accident would happen, so she didn't fuse with him.
You should be glad that you didn't fuse with it. If you had done something despicable, your master would have been hit by the energy and exploded on the spot with a bang. Thinking of this scene, tsk tsk…
Xiao Mei was so frightened that her face turned pale. Lu Jingyu was not frightened. After all, Deadpool was a pervert who liked to cut people in half with a knife when he killed them. The scenes were too gory. This was also why it was difficult for Deadpool movies to be released in the mainland. When they were released in the mainland, pirated versions were everywhere.) The credibility of his words was not high. Lu Jingyu asked," How do we solve this problem?"
It's a small problem. After Deadpool finished speaking, he waved his hand, and an irregular object appeared in front of him, emitting a dazzling white light. Touch it and the system will be reactivated.
This is it, Xiao Mei proved.
Lu Jingyu was skeptical. She touched it with her hand and it was cold. He thought that it would still hurt a little, but it was actually so comfortable.
Deadpool did not mind. He estimated that there was still more than an hour before the system was activated. You guys wait patiently. I'm leaving. After saying that, he turned around and wanted to leave.
Wait a minute. You're not responsible at all. What if I die like him? Doesn't your conscience hurt? I'm the flower of our country, the successor of the Communism. If you want to leave, at least give me something. Protect me.
When Deadpool heard this, he stopped in his tracks and asked strangely,"Are you sure you want it?" Lu Jingyu nodded.
Walter, I'll leave the rest to you. Protect him well. As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared. A hot girl appeared beside Lu Jingyu. She was wearing the same tight red shirt and mask. His equipment was the same as Deadpool's. Two daggers and two pistols. He stretched out his hand generously and said,"Call me Walter, Deadpool from the 3010 world." Without waiting, Lu Jingyu spoke and continued to touch Lu Jingyu's chest with both hands. She praised him to the point that his chest muscles were not bad and that she liked them quite a bit. As she touched him, she looked at Lu Jingyu lecherously.
Although Lu Jingyu felt comfortable being praised for her chest muscles, Deadpool was disfigured. Deadpool in other worlds would definitely be disfigured as well. And that invasive gaze made Lu Jingyu a little uncomfortable. She took a few steps back to stop Walter from taking advantage of her.
Xiao Mei, who was beside him, was also a little angry. Seeing her master being taken advantage of, if Walter didn't look like someone to be trifled with, she would have rushed up and started fighting.
Walter smiled. He was not angry at Lu Jingyu's behavior. "If you're in danger, I'll turn into a real body and fight outside for ten minutes to protect you." If the time is up, you're on your own. Usually, I can teach you combat and spear techniques. After the system reboots, I will also be the butler to help you get started quickly. If you're bored, I can teach you all kinds of positions.
As expected, it was hard to change one's lust. The female Deadpool was still a playboy. She became an experienced female driver.
Stay away from the old driver and cherish life. Lu Jingyu quickly opened her eyes. He escaped. However, Walter's teasing voice still rang in her head. Are you a virgin? I like your shy look…I'll teach you how to be a man!
I seem to have made the wrong decision. Please come back. I miss you. He sighed faintly.
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