Nochko's mother, Bellmeyer, had been in the navy before, so it was not surprising that she knew about the Devil's Fruit.
"Ah…Hahaha, no! I'm not a human, I'm a slime!”Noah had no moral integrity and directly denied the fact that he was a human (once).
"The beautiful Miss Noki, I'm a slime!”After saying that, a very cute and adorable face appeared on his round face.
Slime?
Noki looked at the ball in front of her and was completely dumbfounded. She had never heard of this creature before.
"But…you're really cute.”Noki said sincerely.
Moreover, the feeling of holding it with both hands was also very good. It was cold, smooth, and tender. She did not want to let go.
At this moment, Noah was completely grateful to Shroom Author for setting him up as the Moe King.
"Oh hahahaha…Nuo Qigao, you're also very cute.”
In just a short while, Noqigao and Noah had become friends. As expected, cuteness could eat the world!
How lucky!
"Right, Noah, why did you float over from the sea?”Noki hugged Noah and asked softly.
At this moment, Noah was completely satisfied!
He was hugged by the young lady and had intimate contact with her bulging breasts!
"Ah Le? Why…hmm."
Noah's round face showed a thoughtful emoji. He said,"I don't know either. I fell into the sea when I woke up, and then I could only swim blindly…In the end, I met a few sea beasts, and they brought me here.”
These were all the truth!
It was just that some processes were omitted in the middle.
"I see. Noah, where is your home?”Noki asked.
Noah's face showed a sad expression (depressed face). He said in a low voice,""I probably can't go back home. I don't know how to go back either.”
Can transmigrators go home?
Fortunately, according to the author's personality, transmigrators usually had no ties. He was the same. He had no parents. Yes, he felt like he had jumped out of a rock.
"I see."
Nouqiko was a kind girl. She smiled and said,"Since you don't have a home, then come back with me. I'll adopt you.”
Noah was furious, adopt? Hey, hey, hey, woman, are you treating me like a pet?
"Oh, haha, then I'll be living with Nocko from now on? That's great!”Noah's face immediately broke into laughter, his eyes filled with excitement.
Humans could never escape the law of truth, and neither could Slime.
"Oh right, Nuo Qigao, what are you doing here?”Noah asked.
Nouchigo, who was holding Noah, suddenly lowered his head and said with a bitter smile,""I'm waiting for…a silly girl, a girl who has placed the fate of the entire village on her shoulders.”
As expected.
Noah knew that Nouqiko was referring to Nami.
The setting sun dyed the sea red. Noki carried Noah back home. The scene was very beautiful. Yes, it was just like the red color on Noah's shameless Slime face.
"Right, Nuo Qigao, how many years has it been?”Noah suddenly asked.
He had never thought about this before, but after hearing about Nami, he suddenly became concerned.
"Now? It's the year 1520 of the Haiyuan Calendar, right?”Noki pinched Noah's body.
Guji guji…It felt really good.
Noah let out a comfortable moan.
"Mhm, haha, it's nothing. I just suddenly asked.”Noah said.
However, he thought to himself, That means Luffy hasn't gone out to sea this year, and Nami and Luffy haven't met yet.”
If he remembered correctly, Luffy had officially set sail in the year 1521 of the Round Sea Calendar. At that time, he was 17 years old.
" Forget it, why should I care about him? We're not watching anime. I'm the main character now. Guji guji…Wow, a girl's chest is really comfortable…"
This shameless otaku thought in satisfaction.
" Today is a good day, a good day..." He began to hum a messy tune.
"Today is a good day? Noah, your song is quite special, but unfortunately…"
Noki sighed. Ever since the Evil Dragon Pirates arrived, Cocosia Village had never had a good life.
"Nuoqigao, if you have any troubles, you can tell me.”Slime Roya said seriously with a serious and domineering expression.
Actually, when he said this, Noah felt a little guilty.
Although he was a transmigrator and had already devoured a powerful Sea King-type Drake, he really did not have the confidence to defeat the Evil Dragon Pirates.
(Don't worry, the main character immediately boasted. Pfft, it's rising. He realized that he's very awesome and won't be bullied.)
However, in front of a beautiful woman, he definitely could not be afraid! Even if he was just a slime.
Noki pinched Noah and said with a smile,"Nothing. Let's go, Noah. Are you hungry? I'll cook for you."
"Good!"
Nocko's cooking skills were really good. She had made delicious dishes from simple dried fish and fresh fish.
(Slime doesn't have a sense of taste, but Shroom Author has changed it a little. After all, he has already hunted the Dark Fruit, so he has obtained the ability in advance.)
"Haha, I'm starting!" Noah opened his mouth and swallowed the entire plate.
"Hey, Noah, you can't eat the plate!”Seeing Noah like this, Noqigao quickly cried out and tried to stop Noah, but it was too late.
" Nonono…" After a while, Noah spat out the plate.
The plate was as smooth as new, without even a hint of oil.
"I also cleaned the plates while I was at it. Hahaha, it's too delicious. Nocko's cooking is really good. You'll definitely be a good wife!”(Well, according to the lesson of picking up girls, you should give them some psychological hints when you get along with them.)
After dinner…
Noquilo suddenly smiled and said," Little cutie, do you want to take a bath together? You just came out of the sea. You should be covered in sea salt. You'll feel much better after a bath."”
" Oh!!!!"
"Take a bath! Is Nocko with me?" Noah became excited.
In fact, Slime's inherent skills prevented him from being infected by these things at all, but how could he say it at this time?
"Okay, I'm going to soak in water now. By the way, Noah, can you take a bath? Uh, it won't dissolve, right?" Noki bent down and looked suspiciously at Noah on the table.
After all, Slime's body looked like plasticine. Was it really okay to soak it in warm water?
"Wow! I saw it, I saw it!" Noah immediately became excited! (As for what he saw…he had to make up his own thoughts.)
"No, no, I can withstand high temperatures and cold…"
Nochko smiled and said," Hehe, you're just a slime, but you're blushing. Interesting. I'll go get some hot water first."”
" Gulp, gulp…" Noah jumped excitedly on the table.
Evolve into a human?
What was a posthuman doing? Could he take a bath with Miss Nocky?
Forget it, he was just taking it slow…What was the hurry? Let's take a bath first!
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