The two of them had been scheming against each other. Meng Qi always wanted to eat Xu Xian up. He wanted to use all the 36 stratagems.
It was not until late at night that Meng Qi was so tired that he let go of the fragrant cake beside him.
Xu Xian glared at him with his rabbit eyes and said unhappily,""If you sleep on the bed, what about me at night?”
Meng Qi's pretty face lit up." Then you can sleep with me," she said happily." I used to sleep with my mother anyway."”
Xu Xian could not help but ignore her as he looked at her expectant eyes. Wasn't she just trying to trick me into bed so that I could be at your mercy?
Xu Xian rubbed his nose and said embarrassedly,""Forget it, my primordial spirit doesn't need to sleep anyway. I'll go outside and take a walk.”
Xu Xian left the room after he told Meng Qi where he was going. Meng Qi even tried to persuade him to stay for a long time, but Xu Xian was as determined as iron.
Xu Xian sat alone in the main hall, bored. This Meng Po Village was really desolate, and there was no life at all. He was bored to the core, so he felt that Meng Qi was not that annoying.
The night was silent. Early the next morning, Meng Qi rubbed his messy hair and went downstairs with sleepy eyes.
Meng Qi looked at the bouquet of flowers on the judge's table. It was graceful and seemed to be waving at her. It was quite spiritual.
The Yellow Springs had been a land of death for thousands of years. Meng Qi could not believe his eyes. He wished he could become this cute little flower.
Meng Qi saw that Xu Xian seemed to have fallen asleep in front of the judge's table, so he slowed down and crept up to him. He could vaguely smell the fragrance of flowers.
Perhaps he heard the noise in the room, so Xu Xian changed his position and fell asleep again. Meng Qi was amused. He didn't know who said that ghosts didn't need to sleep.
After staring at Xu Xian for a while, Meng Qi finally realized that there was such an interesting and handsome person in the world. Some things might not need to be taught by a teacher. It was just nature.
Meng Qi had seen Xu Xian's Yang Scroll yesterday. Ever since she was born, this was the first time Meng Qi felt that the Yang Scroll was not so boring. Some small things could always make her laugh.
"Why are you staring at me with a silly smile? Could it be that he was thinking of something again?”When Xu Xian opened his eyes, he saw the silly smile on his face, and his mouth twitched.
It was said that Meng Po was born with the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth. Meng Qi also looked like a fairy, but he looked like a silly child. Xu Xian shook his head repeatedly.
Meng Qi seemed to have done something wrong and did not refute. He just lowered his head and played with the corner of his clothes, muttering in a low voice,"Where did this flower come from?"
Xu Xian rubbed his face with his hands to wake himself up.""Have you forgotten where you brought me back from the day before yesterday? I was bored last night, so I went to pick a few flowers. If you think they look good, don't think about eating me in the future.”
Meng Qi held the bouquet of flowers in the jar in his arms and loved it dearly. He played with it for a long time and refused to put it down." Although the flowers are beautiful, they will wither in a few days. You can't grow flowers in the Yellow Spring."”
Xu Xian was caught off guard at this time. Seeing Meng Qi's aggrieved and disappointed look, he secretly thought that he had made a fool of himself. Although Meng Po was the master of the Yellow Spring, she could not leave the Yellow Spring. It was a gift and a shackle for her life.
"Alright, at most, I will come to the Yellow Springs every fifteen days and bring you some good things from the human world.”Xu Xian's heart softened when he saw her acting like a child.
Meng Qi was indeed happy. He looked at Xu Xian with hope,""Really?"
"A gentleman keeps his word, but you have to promise me that you're not allowed to have any ideas about my body.”Xu Xian couldn't bear to disappoint her, so he agreed. It wasn't a big deal to come once a month anyway.
Moreover, if Meng Qi hadn't picked her up from the Yellow Spring that day, Xu Xian might have already lost her soul. Speaking of which, he still had to thank her for saving his life.
"Pinky swear, don't go back on your word!" Meng Qi quickly reached out her hand and looked at Xu Xian expectantly.
Xu Xian said helplessly,""There's no need for that. You're already an adult, yet you're still playing this game?”
In the end, he still couldn't resist her pestering. Xu Xian had no choice but to look outside. After confirming that there was no one else, he whispered,""I said it was just this once. It won't happen again!”
After confirming it again and again, Meng Qi finally let Xu Xian go and went to the kitchen to fiddle with something. Xu Xian was curious and went into the kitchen.
He saw Meng Qi standing on a small stool. In front of him was a huge stone pot. There was an unknown soup boiling in it. Based on Xu Xian's more than ten years of cooking experience, it was definitely not something delicious.
"What soup are you making?" Xu Xian asked.
Meng Qi stirred the soup with a big spoon and said nonchalantly,""Granny Meng's soup. After drinking this soup, you can forget the past and reincarnate.”
Xu Xian curiously looked at the famous Meng Po Soup and swallowed with difficulty. He rejoiced and said,""Fortunately, I don't have to drink this thing. Otherwise, my soul would dissipate immediately. Why would I need to reincarnate?”
"Xu Xian, I think you're looking for a beating!" Meng Qi hated it when people said that her soup was not delicious. She raised the big spoon and smashed it on Xu Xian's head.
Xu Xian was already prepared to run away. Seeing that she had indeed gone berserk, he immediately ran away. If he was hit by this monster with a spoon, he would be turned into a big pancake.
The two of them chased each other and fought for a long time in Meng Po's Village. It was a mess. Meng Qi grabbed something and threw it at Xu Xian. Xu Xian was not willing to be outdone.
Xu Xian stood behind the judge's desk and nimbly dodged the heavy hammer. Without looking up, he grabbed the pot that was used to grow the flowers and threw it out. He was still a bit rational and left the flowers behind.
"Damn it! Do you want to die? Rape first and then kill, or kill first and then rape?”
A lion's roar shook the entire Meng Po Village. Xu Xian knew that something was wrong. He looked up and saw the Jiangdong Princess drenched in water from the earthen jar. It was as if there was a ball of fire burning on her head.
Xu Xian was so scared that he shivered. When this guy was angry, could there be a fire on his head? Are you sure you're not teasing me? This was a huge grudge.
"Xu Xian, stop right there!"
"I'm stupid. Catch up to me if you have the guts!”
Xu Xian successfully attracted the Hatred Points of the two men. They went around Meng Po Village and fought from front to back, then from bottom to top. It was a complete mess. The sky was dark, and the sun and moon were dark.
An hour later, a group of reapers arrived at Granny Meng Manor one after another with the evil ghosts. Granny Meng Manor, which had not changed for a hundred years, was now in a mess. The reapers were so scared that they thought that Lord Nether King had come.
Meng Qi cleaned up the judge's table and began his day's work. He examined the evil spirits one by one. Those who were guilty of serious crimes were swallowed by Meng Qi. Those who were not guilty of serious crimes were reincarnated with the reaper after drinking Meng Po's soup.
From time to time, there would be ghosts who despised Meng Po's soup, which made Meng Qi furious. Xu Xian had no doubt that she would go berserk and eat these guys at any time.
As for Xu Xian, of course, he was at the side…
"What are you looking at? Hurry up and tidy up the room. Do you want to be raped and killed by me?”A faint voice rang out.
Xu Xian glanced at Ah Xiang's expression, which was like that of a hag, and thought to himself that a real man could yield and stand firm. No, a good man would not fight with a woman. He could not be calculative with this crazy woman.
His hands couldn't help but become numb as he looked up at the sky and sighed."Sigh! Indeed, only women and villains are difficult to raise. The ancients did not deceive me!”
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