In the first year of Zhenguan of Tang Dynasty, in the valley of Yunfeng Mountain outside Chang 'an City.
A young man in coarse linen clothes was lying on a bamboo chair, gently swaying his body, leisurely enjoying the warm afternoon sun.
He closed his eyes and hummed a tune, looking very pleased.
This youth was about fifteen or sixteen years old. He had a jade-like face, red lips, white teeth, sword-like eyebrows, star-like eyes, raised eyebrows, and a sharp nose. His face was like a knife, and his facial features were distinct. He looked like a graceful and beautiful youth.
If the coarse linen clothes he was wearing were replaced with a brocade robe, those who did not know would think that he was some noble young master.
But…
It was precisely this kind of fifteen-year-old handsome youth who should be full of vitality, but he had a lazy face, lying there as if his entire body had no bones.
If not for his looks, others would have thought that he was an old man in his twilight years.
"Daddy, daddy, host daddy!”
"I beg you, even if you're lying down, at least change the ground!”
"It has been more than three months since we transmigrated to this world, but you haven't left this ten-meter radius.”
"I've been so unlucky to have a host like you for eight lifetimes!”
The young man who was sleeping soundly roared in his mind, filled with resentment.
"Mhmm! Don't be so angry. I didn't complain about you bringing me to this place where birds don't shit. Since I'm here, I'll take it as it is.”
"Since the heavens allowed you to bind me, there must be a reason.”
"Come on, let's be happy little salted fish and enjoy the warmth of the afternoon sun!”
"Come, I'll sing a song for you.”
"The most romantic thing in my life is to watch myself slowly become salty.”
"How is it? "Do you feel much better after hearing my moving voice?"
The young man's lazy voice sounded in the system with a hint of an immature baby voice. It sounded a little cute.
However, the system in his mind did not sense any dream.
His voice was like a firecracker."Good, good your grandpa's good!"
"I am the Grandmaster System, and I want to nurture you into a world-renowned Grandmaster that is unique in the Great Tang. I don't want you to become a super salted fish who only knows how to eat, sleep, and bask in the sun every day!!”
The young man's narrowed eyes suddenly opened, and a hint of surprise flashed across them.
"Eh?"
"What did you say? The Great Tang? Did I transmigrate?"
"F * ck! No way, host, you've only just realized that this is the Great Tang?”
The system was simply too much.
This reflex arc was really unusually long.
"I didn't find anything! Isn't that what you said?"
The System was speechless.
F * ck!
He had been in this world for more than three months, and during this period, he had said it countless times. This strange host only reacted now.
Ah!
It was really hopeless to have such a host!
Why did the other hosts want to become the most powerful existences in the world?
Why was his host so unmotivated? He was a salted fish that could not be helped.
As expected, good hosts were all from other families.
"The Great Tang isn't bad. The mountains are clear and the waters are clear.”
"Not bad, it's a good place to be a salted fish.”
The young man nodded in satisfaction and continued to lie down. He placed his hands behind his head and crossed his legs, looking very satisfied.
This young man was called Li Xiu. He was a late-stage lazy college student in the 21st century. He had no dreams, no goals, and only wanted to dawdle all day.
Commonly known as 'salted fish'.
However, his IQ was extremely high, and he was sent to the highest school at the age of 16.
That was why the system had chosen him.
However, she never expected that after binding him, she would realize that Li Xiu was such a lazy person.
"F * ck!"
The system was dumbfounded.
People who crossed over to the Great Tang either wanted to be an emperor or a high official. They wanted to beat up the prince and marry the princess, and then walk to the peak of their lives.
On the other hand, his host felt that the air was good and that it was a good place to be a salted fish.
What the f * ck!
How could there be such a host!
If it wasn't for the fact that their souls were bound to each other, the system would have flown away by now.
It's really hopeless to have such a host!
The system hardened its heart. Fine, if you're heartless, don't blame me for being unjust!
"Ding ~ Grants the host a Grandmaster's mechanism skill, allowing you to possess a pair of God Hands, able to turn anything rotten into something magical.”
"Ding ~ Grants the host the martial arts of a Grandmaster, granting you the strength of a thousand catties and the courage of an overlord. You can kill a person within ten steps and not leave a path for a thousand miles!”
"Ding ~ Grants the host a grandmaster medical skill. Reviving the dead, flesh, and bones is nothing difficult.”
"Ding! The host has been bestowed with the title of Grandmaster of Literature..."
"Ding! The host has been bestowed with the title of Art Grandmaster..."
"Ding! The host has been bestowed with a calligraphy grandmaster..."
......
All kinds of skills were given to Li Xiu by the system.
Li Xiu felt as if his head had exploded.
"F * ck! F * ck you!"
"What are you trying to do, you damn system? It hurts so much!"
Li Xiu fell down from the simple reclining chair, clutching his head and rolling around.
"Humph! Why?"
The system smiled smugly.
"I thought you didn't want to be famous?”
"Aren't you just a salted fish?”
"I won't let you get what you want!"
"I'll give you all my skills, and they're all at the top grandmaster level in the world. I don't believe that you won't encounter any trouble in your life. I don't believe that you won't use a skill in your life.”
"These skills can shock the world as long as you casually show them. When the time comes, they will attract the attention of society and reach the ears of the emperor. Then, they will notice you and you will become famous!”
"Ahahahaha ~"
"This system is really too smart, too wise!”
The system laughed maniacally in Li Xiu's mind. If anyone heard it, they would think it was crazy.
Li Xiu, who had recovered from the pain, immediately cursed angrily,"F * ck off, are you a f * cking retard?”
"I don't need your stuff. If I accidentally expose myself in the future, how can I be a salted fish?”
"You f * cking system!"
"Hehehe ~ I won't let you be a salted fish, so you can hit me! "Little, little, little…"
Seeing Li Xiu's exasperated look, the system was very happy.
It was as if all the resentment in his heart had been swept away.
How could he be a good son?
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