The girl's nature was liberated, and she cheered to her heart's content on the mechanical white tiger.
Not only Chang Le, but even Li Xiu felt very excited.
The mach-operated white tiger could reach a speed of 70 to 80 miles per hour at full speed, almost catching up with the cars of the future.
After sprinting for a while, Li Xiu gradually slowed down and began to admire the scenery in the forest.
The trees were lush, the mountains were clear, and the water was beautiful. Birds were singing and the fragrance of flowers was fragrant.
Without the hustle and bustle of the city, without the exhaust gas of the factory, it was simply the best place for salted fish.
Li Xiu stopped the machine-operated white tiger and found a soft patch of grass. He grabbed a piece of foxtail grass and put it in his mouth. He placed his hands behind his head. The sunlight shone through the treetops on his face, making him feel particularly comfortable.
"Husband, this place is so beautiful!”
"This flower is so beautiful. I've never seen it before.”
"What grass is this? He looks so strange!"
"And this tree is so tall!”
Chang Le was like a curious baby, looking around, full of curiosity about everything in the forest.
This was the first time she had come to such a deep forest since she was young.
There were all kinds of flowers, plants, and trees, and every single one of them was fresh to the canary in Chang Le's cage.
Li Xiu shook his head and hummed a little tune. He looked at Chang Le's graceful figure and listened to her cheerful laughter.
Suddenly, she felt that this kind of life was not bad.
"My host, if you think she's not bad, then take her in! In any case, with your current ability, as long as you casually show off your skills to the emperor, it would be easy for you to become a high official.”
The system noticed Li Xiu's thoughts and quickly appeared to try to persuade Li Xiu to become an official.
"Damn system, stop it!"
"It's impossible to be an official. It's impossible to be an official in this lifetime. It's so beautiful to be a happy little salted fish!”
"There are no restrictions. You can eat, sleep, play, go wherever you want, and do whatever you want.”
Li Xiu crossed his legs and kept swinging in the air, telling the system in his mind about the beauty of salted fish.
It was as if he would not be tempted by her at all.
"Look, I'm just thinking of you. I'm your system. How can I harm you?”The system said righteously.
"You won't harm me."
"Right!" The system was delighted, thinking that Li Xiu had come to his senses.
"But you will trick me!"
Li Xiu's next sentence almost choked him to death.
The system was furious.
"F * ck! You dog host, why are you biting Lu Dongbin's heart!”
"It's easy for me to be a system!”
"Look at other people's systems. They usually issue this mission to the host, and that mission only rewards skills and whatnot.”
"Other hosts can't wait to complete missions to obtain skills, but you, forget about completing missions, I forced you to use skills and used all sorts of methods to find your weaknesses. It's harder for you to become an official than to eat sh * t.”
"What kind of sin did I do to be bound to you, you dog host!!! The
system's dissatisfaction burst out all at once. Its voice sounded as aggrieved and sad as it could be.
She was crying like a 200-pound orange cat.
It was as comical as it could be.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful. You cunning dog system, do you think I won't bear to do this? Do you think I'll be moved by this? Do you think I'll go back to being an official just like that?”
"Tell you three words!"
"Absolutely, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!”
"F * ck! You heartless dog host, you wasted my Oscar-winning acting skills. I can't even win your sympathy like this. Are you a f * cking demon?”
After Li Xiu saw through his acting, the system immediately returned to its original appearance.
"Tsk! You think you can win an Oscar for acting with your bad looks? Forget it! Any random street prostitute's acting skills are better than yours, let me tell you!”Li Xiu snorted in disdain.
"Sure, I didn't expect you to know that I'm a handsome man. I'm not bragging, but my appearance is definitely one in a hundred in the system.”the system said in a very ostentatious manner.
"Aiyo, I'm so stupid. You must be a retarded system. You can't even tell whether I'm praising you or scolding you."”
"I'm talking about the loser, not the handsome one! Understand?"
Li Xiu was simply too much.
He had read so many novels, but he had never encountered a system as retarded as his own.
"I know, I know. He's a handsome guy! I understand!"
"What do you know? F * ck, you're retarded!" Li Xiu was speechless. The system was really narcissistic.
"Wait!"
Li Xiu suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"Didn't you just say that you targeted my weakness before letting me use my skill?”
"No, absolutely not!" The system immediately replied.
He couldn't help but wipe his sweat. Uh, the system didn't seem to be sweating.
In short, she felt guilty.
"Why is your answer so straightforward?"
Definitely a ghost!
Li Xiu said confidently.
"What the hell? Am I that kind of system? I'm so honest, kind, and cute. Why would I lie to my host?”
Hearing Li Xiu's confident tone, the system panicked.
Could he say that he was the one who created the rainbow butterfly that Changle had encountered?
Could he say that he had predicted that Li Xiu would go to Chang Le and save the damsel in distress?
Could he say that he wanted the host to marry the princess, enter the royal family, and enter Li Shiming's field of vision?
Could he say that he wanted the host to amaze the world with a single feat, shock the entire court, and become famous all over the world?
Of course not!
As a system, it could be said that it was worried sick for its host. He would do everything he could to make his host reach the peak of his life.
But he didn't!
He wasn't willing to be an official, and he wouldn't accept a beauty even if he was given one. Sigh! He wanted to be a salted fish!
Isn't it infuriating?
"What is my weakness?" Li Xiu suddenly asked.
"Too kind!"
The system reacted as soon as it finished speaking.
He secretly cursed.
F * ck, we're done for! He had been exposed!
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