Chapter 25
F * ck!
When Li Xiu heard the system's coquettish voice, goosebumps instantly rose all over his body.
His entire body involuntarily shivered.
What the f * ck, what was with this gay voice?!
"F * ck you, stop playing tricks on me! Believe it or not, I'll punch a whimpering monster!”Li Xiu said angrily.
The system's gay voice really gave him a fright.
How does it feel to have a gay man living in your head?
Although he was only a system, he was still considered a male, wasn't he?!
"Oh my! I really don't believe that your dog host can jump in and beat me up.!”
"Come and try it! Slightly ~~"
The system's despicable voice made Li Xiu so angry that he gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do.
He couldn't just open a hole in his head and dig out this stupid system to beat it up.
"You're awesome. I won't argue with you!”
Li Xiu sat on the ground angrily.
He was really unlucky to be bound to such a stupid system!
Sigh! Melancholy!
"Hehehe, what do you mean by not bickering? I think it's you, scumbag host, who's feeling guilty!”
The system continued to provoke Li Xiu.
He hoped that Li Xiu would be angered by his provocation and then go to Chang Le to take responsibility.
Then, he would marry the princess, become the emperor's son-in-law, be conferred the title of marquis, and walk to the peak of his life.
Then, the system's lifelong wish would be fulfilled.
"You stupid system, you have to speak with your conscience!”
"When did I become a scumbag? I'm just asking you, when did I become a scum?!”
"I've never taken the initiative to pursue her, okay?!”
"It's clearly Changle who's the one who's offering himself. Do I have to accept everyone who likes me?! Wouldn't that make him a stallion?"
Li Xiu argued.
"And you said you didn't take the initiative to pursue her. Look, you've already flirted with her so much that she can't find her way. She won't marry anyone but you! And then you just walked away and said you weren't a scumbag?!”
"You're a scumbag, and a super scumbag!!!”
The system roared angrily at Li Xiu, as if Li Xiu had done something that angered both men and gods.
"F * ck! Be reasonable, damn system! When did I flirt with girls? I don't even have this skill, okay?!”
What Li Xiu said was the truth. As a super salted fish, he did not have the skills to flirt with girls.
"Pretend! You're pretending here. You're saying that you didn't flirt, right?!”the system said in disdain.
"Then let me ask you, are you close to your family?”
"Uh... He kissed her. Isn't that..." Li Xiu was about to defend himself when he was interrupted by the system's roar.
"Shut up and kiss me!"
Eh?
Li Xiu's expression changed drastically!!!
He felt his chrysanthemum tighten and was so frightened that he directly jumped up from the ground, jumping three feet high!
It was as if he had been blown up from behind!
Dog... Damn system, you... Don't scare me!
Although I am a little lazy and not very interested in women, I have no interest in men at all!
Moreover, you are still a system, not a human!
The system's words scared him!
Damn it, this damn system wouldn't really have any ulterior motives towards him, right?!
What a scary thing to say!
"Get lost! I don't like men, I only like the mother system! It was a slip of the tongue!"
The system instantly blushed!
In his excitement, he actually said the wrong thing, saying 'listen to me' instead of 'kiss me'!
What a f * cking embarrassing thing to say!
"Eh? Your system actually has genders?" Li Xiu was surprised.
Aiyo, f * ck me!
Big news!
The system actually divided them into genders?
"Of course! You humans are divided into male and female, why can't our system be divided into male and female?!”
the system said angrily.
"Hey, hey, hey! Dog system, do you have a mother system that you like? What did he look like? Isn't it beautiful?"
Li Xiu winked at the system.
"As for me... Eh? Something's not right! Don't you dare change the subject!"
The system suddenly realized that it had been led astray by Li Xiu.
"Cough cough! Be serious, we're interrogating you!" The system coughed and pretended to be serious.
"By the way, where were we just now? You've kissed her before, right?"
"Then did you touch her?”
"Uh... You seem to have touched it before, right?" Li Xiu stammered with a guilty conscience.
"Have you touched it? Get rid of the word 'ba'! Not only did you touch her, but you also touched her face, chest, and hands. You touched them all!”
"You've touched it before, right? Stinky b * tch!"
The system was so angry that Li Xiu was rendered speechless.
After all.
What this stupid system said was the truth.
"I... Wasn't that to save her?" Li Xiu mumbled softly, feeling a little lacking in confidence.
"You're f * cking bragging. Mo Ren was also trying to save her? Mo Ren was also trying to save her?"
"You've taken advantage of all the girls. How are you going to get married in the future? You have to know that this is ancient times, not modern times!”
"Hurry up, it's not too late to chase after him. You've seen Li Shiming's attitude. He agrees to your marriage, and I agree to yours. You should also be responsible for the lady, right?"
"If I want to be a salted fish, I have to be a responsible salted fish, right?!”
the system said earnestly.
"Get lost! What the f * ck do you think you are? What's the use of you agreeing? I don't agree! Don't try to take advantage of me!"
Li Xiu was furious.
Although he studied science, he knew that the ancient system emphasized the words of parents and matchmakers. This dog system actually placed him in the same position as Li Shiming. It was clearly taking advantage of him.
"Who's taking advantage of you? I just want you to be a responsible and responsible salted fish, not a scumbag who runs away after flirting with girls!”The system struggled to defend itself.
"I'm not a scumbag!"
"You're a scumbag!"
"I'm not a scumbag!"
"You're a scumbag!"
The two of them argued with each other, their faces red and their necks thick.
If the system was in front of him right now, Li Xiu would definitely fight with him!
"Damn system, I'm warning you, don't force me!”
"I can force you. What can you do to me?! You scumbag, you've done it and you still won't let others say it!”
"Okay, okay, okay. This... You forced me to do this!" Li Xiu's eyes turned ruthless!
Hugging the tree that was several times thicker than a human waist, he instantly knocked it down!
Bang!
The entire tree was shaking from the impact!
"Aiyo, f * ck! It hurts so much. Dog host, you're really ruthless! He actually chose to harm himself!"
The system in Li Xiu's mind cried out in pain, filled with fear.
It was bound to Li Xiu's mind. Li Xiu's head was injured, so the system naturally felt the same.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Li Xiu kowtowed a few times in a row, causing the system to feel extremely painful.
"Aiyoyo! Aiyoyo! It hurts! It hurts!"
"Dog host, uh, no, daddy, host daddy, I'm sorry, I was wrong! I was wrong!"
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