The two of them descended slowly from the sky. It was a beautiful sight in the mountains where birds sang and flowers bloomed.
It would be even more perfect if there were piles of petals falling from the sky.
Li Xiu landed accurately on the log in the pool.
Chang Le's hands were still tightly around Li Xiu's neck, afraid that he would fall off if he let go.
"Hehehe ~" At
this moment…
The system's evil laughter rang out in Li Xiu's mind at an inappropriate time, and it deliberately imitated Li Xiu's voice.
"Even if I, Li Xiu, die, jump down from here and die in the valley, I will never use the skill the system gave me!”
"Oh my god! It smells so good!"
The system imitated it so vividly that Li Xiu was instantly speechless.
He slipped and lost his balance, falling backward.
"Damn system! F * ck you!"
Li Xiu had just finished cursing.
"Putong!"
The two of them fell into the water and became two drenched chickens.
"Save... * Cough cough * Life!"
Changle choked twice.
Li Xiu quickly held her waist and swam to the shore.
"Damn System, you're a big shot. I'm in trouble today because of you!”
"If it wasn't for the fact that the conditions didn't allow it, I would have dug you out of my head, stepped on you twice, punched you twice, and thrown you far away.”
Looking at the drenched and unconscious girl in his arms, Li Xiu angrily said to the system in his mind.
"You can't blame me for this. Who said that even if you die, you won't use the skill I gave you?”
"You were the one who set up the falg. Why are you blaming me in the end?”
The system's voice was full of ridicule, causing Li Xiu's old face to turn red.
This falg had only been standing for a while, and it was used in the blink of an eye. Moreover, it was used in a very cunning way.
If it wasn't for this grandmaster's martial arts cultivation, he definitely wouldn't have been able to save this girl who had fallen off the cliff.
"Get lost…Get lost!"
"Cut the crap. So what if I used it? Anyway, not many people saw it. When the time comes, I'll just leave. Who will know about me?”
"Hehehe, if you don't want people to know, don't do it.”The system laughed sinisterly.
"Alright, alright, alright. I won't talk to you about these useless things.”
"Hurry up, this girl choked on water and fainted.”
"Host, are you kidding me? I don't have hands or legs, how am I supposed to save her? Save your ass!" the system said bluntly.
"Why can't you save him? It's not like I haven't read novels before. The system is so awesome that it can do anything. Why can't you even save a person? Trash system!"
"Hey? What right does a salted fish host like you have to criticize me? Other hosts want to f * ck the heavens, so why don't you want to f * ck the heavens?!”The system retorted loudly.
"D * mn, I want to f * ck you, okay?!”Li Xiu cursed angrily.
"F * ck?!"
"Host, don't scare me.!”
"F * ck! I treat you as a host, but you want to f * ck me?! Tenshura! What kind of host is this! You actually want to f * ck the system!"
Li Xiu's face instantly turned red.
It was just a casual scolding, but he did not expect to be caught by the system.
"Get lost, get lost. Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up and save this girl.”Li Xiu quickly ended the topic.
"You're a medical grandmaster yourself. Can't you save him yourself? I think you're just lazy and don't want to save her."
"Who…Who said that?" Li Xiu tried to defend himself."Am I that kind of person?”
"Yes, sir!"
Without a second of delay, the system gave the answer.
"Get lost!"
"Do you know that this is the Great Tang? In ancient times, men and women shouldn't touch each other!”
"What if I give her CPR or CPR? What if she wakes up and clings to me?”
Li Xiu said worriedly.
"That's great! Whether it was her clothes or her temperament, this woman must be from a rich family. Moreover, she was extremely beautiful. When she grew up, she would definitely be a great beauty that could topple a country.”
"If that's the case, you'll make a huge profit!”
The system was eager for Li Xiu to enter the public eye, so that he could show off in society more easily.
"Get lost. I'm a salted fish. Does a salted fish need a woman?”
"If you have the time to have sex, why don't you go and sleep? Women are the most troublesome.”
At the mention of women, Li Xiu's face instantly turned into one of resistance.
"F * ck! Then why do you still need Jiji? Just cut it off!"
F * ck!
Li Xiu suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and his entire body shivered.
Although he disliked women for being troublesome, it did not mean that he wanted to be a eunuch.
"You win!"
Li Xiu gave the system the middle finger.
If the system did not help, he could only rely on himself.
He slowly laid the girl in his arms on the ground and muttered to the unconscious girl,"I told you, I'm going to perform CPR on you to save you, not to take advantage of you. When you wake up, don't blame me!”
"Phew!"
Li Xiu took a deep breath and placed his hands on top of the pair of little bunnies that the girl had reared.
Pressing!
"Huff huff!"
Artificial resuscitation.
Pressing!
"Huff huff!"
Artificial resuscitation.
Every few times, he would perform CPR.
After a few times.
Puff!
The river water was spat out one after another.
The moment the girl woke up, she saw Li Xiu kissing her cherry lips and both his hands pressing on her little bunny.
She subconsciously screamed and slapped him.
Pa!
Li Xiu was instantly dumbfounded. He stared blankly at the girl who looked a little wronged.
F * ck!
What are you feeling wronged for!
I'm the one who got hit!
Li Xiu was instantly furious. It was fine if he didn't get rewarded for being a good person, but he was slapped for no reason.
"You're so unreasonable. I saved you out of kindness, but you're not grateful.”
"Deng... Pervert! Who asked you to put your hand in my hand…" The young girl mumbled for a long time, but she was too embarrassed to say it.
"I'm saving you. If I don't squeeze the water out of your throat, will you still be able to live?”Li Xiu asked angrily.
Chang Le looked at Li Xiu's eyes and found that there was no trace of lust in them.
It was extremely clear.
When Chang Le came back to his senses, he knew that he had misunderstood.
It was a subconscious reaction.
Hence, she avoided his gaze and lowered her head in embarrassment."Yes... I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose."
There was a hint of shyness in her expression.
There was a hint of shyness in his voice.
She had a delicate and touching appearance that made one feel pity for her.
An ordinary person would definitely not be able to bear to blame him.
However, was Li Xiu an ordinary person?
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