This
Strange Qi Frightened Li Xiu, He immediately rolled and crawled into the house.
He closed the door with a bang.
So freaking scary!
This feeling was even more terrifying than facing two hundred thousand Turks.
Against the two hundred thousand Turkic soldiers, he could simply rely on his grandmaster-level strength to charge through.
However, in the face of the Asura Battlefield that was erupted by these two women, his grandmaster-level martial arts were completely useless, alright?
Knock
, knock, knock, knock. There was a
series of knocks on the door. Li Xiu's heart was beating rapidly.
Motherf * cker!
One woman was enough to annoy him.
If these two women came together, they would definitely kill him!
"System, system! Doggy Coin System, don't f * cking play dead!”
"Hurry up and come out and give me some advice. How can we deal with this situation?”
Li Xiu anxiously called out to the system in his mind.
"Di di di…[Your system is in a deep sleep. It needs you to call it 'Daddy' to wake it up!]”
Li Xiu was speechless.
He suddenly had the urge to flip the table and hit someone!!
F * ck you!
Was this system trying to take advantage of the situation?!
"Dong dong dong ~ Husband, open the door!”
"Dong dong dong ~ Husband, open the door!”
Yun Shang and Chang Le shouted at the same time, knocking on the door continuously.
Hearing their sweet shouts, Li Xiu was not excited at all. He was even a little afraid.
How?
As a salted fish who had been single for who knows how many years, he had no idea that he could not get any experience!
Li Xiu had never imagined that he would have a girlfriend again, let alone two at once.
"Husband, you told her that the person you like the most is me, right?!”
This was Chang Le's voice.
"Husband, I am the one you love the most, right?”
It was Cui Yunshang's voice.
What the f * ck!
How should he answer this?
He couldn't answer at all, alright?!
The system didn't give him any skills on how to deal with relationships between women.
"Husband, say something! Changle is the person you like the most, right?”
"No, no, Yunshang is the person you love the most!”
Li Xiu was on the verge of tears when faced with the two women's aggressive questions.
Women were indeed the most troublesome!
"Daddy, Daddy System! Hurry up and come out and give me some advice. If this goes on, I'll collapse!”
In the face of the two women's Shuraba, Li Xiu had no backbone and chose to surrender to the system.
"Aiya! It feels so good!"
"To be able to see a dog host like you give in to me for once in my lifetime is simply awesome!”
The system suddenly felt as if it had taken a cold shower on a hot summer day. It felt great from head to toe, and its heart was cold!
He had always been the one who pretended to be dead because of Li Xiu.
Now that it had been subdued by Li Xiu, the system suddenly had the urge to cry out loud!
"Alright then!"
"Since you're asking sincerely!”
"Then I'll be merciful and tell you!”
"To prevent the universe from being destroyed!”
"To protect the world's peace!”
"Carry out..."
"Get lost! Can you not f * cking play dumb? I can't hold on much longer!"
"Hurry up! Tell me how to resolve this Asura Arena!”
Li Xiu quickly interrupted the system. If he was allowed to finish the Rockets 'lines, he would be dead meat.
"
Really, you didn't even let me finish my lines. I remember you used to like Pokémon, right?!”
"Aren't I just giving you a taste of your past life?”
The system had a 'I'm doing you a favor' look on its face.
"Memories your head! Is this the time to reminisce? Did you do it on purpose?" Li Xiu said angrily.
"Eh? You actually saw through it!"
Li Xiu was speechless.!!
F * ck you!
He really wanted to flip the table and hit someone, didn't he?!
This damn system was too f * cking cheap!
"What the f * ck!"
Li Xiu was so angry he was speechless.
There weren't even any windows around the house, so it was impossible to escape.
"Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore. Let me tell you, when there's jealousy in the harem, the best way is to remain silent, because no matter how you answer now, it will make the other party heartbroken. And then?"
The system seemed to have found its conscience, and its tone suddenly became serious.
Li Xiu immediately pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
"Then, I walked up to them, held them in each hand, and threw them onto the bed. I covered them with the blanket and opened them…"
Puff!
Li Xiu almost spat blood on the door.
The system did not seem to notice Li Xiu's expression.
He said in a serious tone.
One was the eldest princess of the royal family?
A young lady from a thousand-year-old aristocratic family?
Why don't you just let me go straight to the sky?!
"F * ck you, System, are you f * cking kidding me?!”Li Xiu gritted his teeth.
"Eh? When did I trick you? Don't slander me!" The system looked wronged.
"This is the simplest, most convenient, and most effective method. With your kidney, if you don't take it for an hour, these two women definitely won't have the strength to make a fuss!”
Li Xiu was speechless,"
Am I that strong?" Why didn't I know?
"Greetings, Imperial Father!"
"Greetings, Your Majesty!"
Two voices suddenly came from outside, causing Li Xiu to immediately shudder.
Father?
His Majesty?
Li Er?
F * ck!
Is this guy here to capture me and make me an official?!
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