Chapter 77
Cheng Yaojin Was Dumbfounded!
Qin Shubao was stunned!
Yuchi Gong was shocked!
Everyone was like a fool, and their actions were surprisingly consistent.
He looked up at the sky!
His eyes widened! Bigger than a bull's eye!
His mouth was wide open! It could fit a goose egg!
This scene was best described with a single line of lyrics.
I look up at the sky, the moon, and the earth. He was laughing! Uh, no, Li Xiu…Flying!
Looking down at the ground, the generals were scattering coins!
"Goodbye, everyone!"
"I hope we will never meet again!”
Li Xiu, Cheng Yaojin, Qin Shubao, and the others who were standing above the Vermilion Bird waved their hands vigorously.
He directly controlled the Vermilion Bird to flap its wings and fly far away in the blink of an eye.
"F * ck!"
"This speed!"
"It's also very fast!"
Everyone stared blankly at the Vermilion Bird that had turned into a small black dot in an instant. They were so shocked that they were almost speechless.
"What are you waiting for? Chase! If we don't chase after him, he'll disappear!"
Qin Shubao shouted loudly, and only then did everyone wake up as if they were dreaming.
He recovered from his shock and replied,"Oh, oh, oh! Chase! Hurry up and chase!"
It wasn't that their mental fortitude was weak, but that Li Xiu's methods were too shocking.
Even though these people had seen great storms and waves, the generals who had been through many battles could not help but be distracted.
F * ck!
That big piece of wood turned into a big bird with a few cracking sounds?!
Not only did it turn into a big bird, but it could also fly!
Fly!
This was simply a god-like method!
Besides the fact that he could fly, he could even fly so fast!
Even a thousand-li horse couldn't catch up!
What kind of bird was this?!
Li Xiu panted heavily on the Vermilion Bird. The encirclement and pursuit of everyone had exhausted him!
Motherf * cker!
This group of people was simply too scary!
Why does it seem like they've made it bigger than fighting the Turks?
F * ck you! All the generals are coming out!
Sigh! It seemed that he had really angered Li Er. Otherwise, he would not have made such a big fuss.
I'm going to have a hard time in the future ~
Fortunately, I made an easy-to-store mechanism like the Transformers on a whim.
Otherwise, he would really be screwed this time!
Needless to say, the grandmaster-level mechanism technique given by this stupid system was quite useful.
"Goudan! Good use my ass!"
"Did the system give you the grandmaster-level mechanism technique for you to use to escape?! Ah?"
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have given you this skill in the first place!”
the system said regretfully.
Back then, in a fit of anger, he had stuffed all his skills into this fellow. Why didn't he hold back at all?
Sigh!
"Haha!"
"You knew my ass! If you had known earlier, you wouldn't have slept! You know you're constipated, but you're still not eating!”
Li Xiu sneered in disdain.
"Go to hell! I'm a system, a machine! He could neither pee nor poop!”
I'll say it again, my bed is your head, even if you want to pee, shit. I'll pee in your head and shit in your head!”
Li Xiu's entire body trembled. He was instantly disgusted by the system's words.
"F * ck! Doggy Coin System, your grandfather! Don't be so f * cking disgusting!”
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't beep yet! It seems like someone below you wants to jump into the river!”The system interrupted Li Xiu and reminded him loudly.
"Hmm? Jumping into the river?"
"Is someone trying to commit suicide?"
Li Xiu looked down from the Vermilion Bird and saw a beautiful woman in green walking onto the stone bridge.
His body had already climbed up the guardrail of the stone bridge.
It was obvious that he was ready to jump into the river.
F * ck!
He really wanted to jump into the river!
"Why is there no one here?! If this continued, that girl would really jump!”
Li Xiu said anxiously.
"F * ck! Are you going to scatter? Are you not human?" The System said disdainfully,"Why aren't you going to save him?! It'll be too late if you're any later!"
"But…Aren't I trying to escape?" Li Xiu said with some difficulty.
"Run your balls! Which is more important, your escape or her life?”The system scolded Li Xiu with a righteous look.
As for whether he was truly righteous, that was unknown.
As she spoke, the girl in green had already started to jump. Her body was straight as she fell into the river.
When Li Xiu saw this, he didn't hesitate.
He directly controlled the machine-operated bird to dive down rapidly.
Just as the girl in green fell into the water, Li Xiu rushed over and saved her, landing on the riverside.
The girl in green's beautiful phoenix eyes widened as she looked at Li Xiu in disbelief.
This... Did this person come down from the sky?
Could it be that the heavens sent someone to save me?
"Is Young Master an immortal?" The girl asked in a daze.
In the eyes of the ancients, only immortals could fly.
Li Xiu's face darkened. This girl was a little stupid.
How do I look like an immortal in this sorry state?
"Cough cough, young lady, you are so beautiful and in your prime. Why can't you take things too hard?”
Li Xiu's question caused the girl to start sobbing.
"Wuwuwu ~ My name is Yuwen Qingyi, the daughter of a sinful minister of the previous dynasty. My family's fortune fell and I ended up in a brothel. Fortunately, I'm proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I've always sold my skills and not my body, so I can maintain my innocence.”
"However, Chun Niang said that if I can't win the Courtesan Belle competition this time, I'll be directly auctioned off! "
Rather than being tainted by countless men in the future, it's better to die!"”
Yuwen Qingyi used to be a member of an aristocratic family. Naturally, she didn't have the aura of an ordinary brothel girl.
He would rather die than go out to receive guests.
She could be called a chaste woman.
"Uh... From what you said, the Courtesan Belle Competition hasn't started yet, right? Why was he so sure that he couldn't get it?”Li Xiu was puzzled.
"Sob, sob, sob. Young Master, you might not know this, but Qing Yi prepared a dance for the Courtesan Belle Competition. However, just yesterday, all the dancers disappeared. Without a dancer, this dance could not be performed at all. Naturally, it was impossible for her to become the Courtesan Belle!”Yuwen Qingyi cried.
Li Xiu roughly understood what was going on.
Someone must have taken a fancy to Yuwen Qingyi's beauty and stopped him from becoming the Courtesan Belle.
Or perhaps the brothel she was in wanted to make use of Yuwen Qingyi to make a fortune.
However, the possibility of this is not high.
After all, an unmarried girl was far more valuable than a married girl.
"Hehehe! Host! It was time to show off his real skills!”The system smiled maliciously.
"What show! I'm a f * cking man. I can't be his backup dancer, right?!”Li Xiu was speechless.
"Hmph hmph hmph! Who said I can't?"
"Cross-dressing boss, please understand!”
Puff!
Li Xiu almost spat out two kilograms of blood!
What the f * ck cross-dressing boss!
You're the cross-dressing boss!
Your whole family is a crossdresser!
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