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Your Majesty, why are you in such a sorry state?!”

Empress Zhangsun looked at Li Er, who had a sorrowful expression, with a face full of surprise and doubt.

His hair was messy and his clothes were messy.

Breathing heavily, sweating profusely

He looked as miserable as he could be, without the might of an emperor at all.

"Let's go back and talk! Let's go back and talk! I really have no face to see anyone today!"

Li Er pulled Empress Zhangsun to the bedroom, his face full of shame and anger.

Empress Zhangsun followed behind Li Er with a confused expression.

What had happened to His Majesty?

Did they encounter an assassin?

It didn't look like it.

Empress Zhangsun's mind was in a whirl, and she could not understand it no matter how much she thought.

In his mind, he had already followed Li Er to the bedroom.

He dismissed all the servants.

"Second Brother, what's going on?”Empress Zhangsun sat on the couch and held Li Er's hand as she asked impatiently.

"Guanyin maid, I've really lost all my face today!”

Li Shi Min said with grief.

Even now, he was still in shock!

F * ck you!

How could there be such a person in the world?!

"Second brother, what happened?! Tell me quickly! ChenQie was so anxious!"

Empress Zhangsun said anxiously.

Li Shi Min naturally wouldn't hide anything from the empress who had accompanied him all the way.

"Guanyin maid, do you know who I met today?!”Li Er said sadly.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it that can make Second Brother like this?”

Empress Zhangsun's mature and beautiful face was filled with curiosity.

Who could have caused the ruler of a country to fall into such a state?

"Li Xiu!"

"I met this little bastard Li Xiu today!”

Li Er gritted his teeth.

That angry expression.

If Li Xiu was here at this moment, Li Er would definitely go up and bite him.

"Li Xiu?"

"Isn't that a good thing? Second Brother, haven't you been looking for him?”

"He even sent General Qin and General Cheng to search the entire city.”

"Good my ass!" said Li Shimin angrily.

"Guanyin Maid, do you know why Shubao and Zhijie searched all the men in Chang 'an but couldn't find that little bastard?”

"You'll never know! If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought of it!”

"Why? Did he grow wings and fly away?" Empress Zhangsun said in surprise.

"What the hell is he flying for!"

Just as Li Er finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Li Xiu's magical Vermilion Bird.

Err... This little brat really seems to be able to fly!

Li Er shook his head and continued,""This little brat actually disguised himself as a woman and hid in the Drunken Dream Pavilion.”

"If I hadn't gone to watch a Courtesan Belle Competition today and happened to bump into them, Shu Bao and the others probably wouldn't have been able to find them in their lifetime.”

"Ah?"

"Disguised as a woman?!"

"No way! He still has such ability?"

Empress Zhangsun's small mouth had grown into a big O shape.

His face was filled with disbelief.

"Not only that!"

"His disguise technique is simply brilliant to the point of breaking through the heavens!”

"Her face is like a fairy, and her voice has become extremely ethereal. There's also that ethereal temperament, like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”

"Second Brother, were you mesmerized by him at that time?!”

Empress Zhangsun widened her beautiful eyes and said in disbelief.

Li Er's expression turned bitter, and he immediately looked like he had nothing to live for.

"Yes, I am!"

"I was blind at that time!”

"She was attracted by his cross-dressing and even wanted to recruit him into the palace and take him as a concubine!”

"If it wasn't for the fact that that little brat was so angry that he took off his human skin mask, I would never have known that he was a man!”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Li Er was simply embarrassed…It was so shameful that it exploded!

"Second brother is saying that you want to take a man as your concubine?!!!”

Empress Zhangsun was stunned!!!

The original Ying Peach's small mouth was so big that it could fit an egg!

Then, a burst of laughter!

"Hahaha O(headquarter_headquarter)O hahaha ~"

Her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

He laughed at Li Shiming.

"Two…Second Brother, you actually want to take a man as your concubine. Hahaha ~ No way, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha ~"

" Li Xiu is really interesting!"

Empress Zhangsun's laughter made Li Shimin so sad that he wanted to cry.

Who the f * ck knew that he was a man?!

If I had known earlier, I would never have said those words!

"Guanyin Maid, don't laugh!"

"Do you know why I am in such a sorry state?”

"For…Haha... What?" Empress Zhangsun laughed until she was out of breath.

"Because this kid actually put on the human skin mask again and shouted at me!”

"Guanyin maid, you didn't see it. Li Xiu, that little bastard, instantly attracted all the spectators who were participating in the Courtesan Belle Competition.”

"Zhen was stunned at that time!”

"I didn't expect this at all!”

"I went to that kind of place in disguise and couldn't reveal my identity at all. I could only escape!”

"In the end, it became like this!”

After saying that, Li Er had no face to see anyone and looked like he had nothing to live for. He leaned back and lay down on the couch.

After telling all these things to his empress, his mood immediately became much better.

Otherwise, he would suffocate in his heart.

Just as Li Er was confiding in Empress Zhangsun, a small mechanical bird flapped its wings and flew in from the window of the bedroom.

There was a roll of paper tied to his paw.

The machine-operated bird flew directly to the table in front of Li Er and landed.

"Second Brother, look!" Empress Zhangsun pointed at the machine-operated bird on the table and said in surprise.

"Hmm? A machine-operated bird?"

"Changle is playing around again!"

Li Shi Min said nonchalantly.

"No, Second Brother! This isn't the one in Chang Le's hands."

"Hmm? It's not?"

Li Er suddenly quivered and instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked at the machine-operated bird on the table with a burning gaze.

In the whole world, other than the machine-operated bird in Chang Le's hand, only Li Xiu had such a thing.

"Second Brother, look, there's paper on this mechanical bird's claw!”

"Humph! It must be Li Xiu, this little rabbit, who has come to apologize to me!”Li Er said proudly.

He took the paper and opened it!

His expression instantly became extremely interesting!

There was a line of words written on it…

Your Majesty, you're really ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!

There was also a dog head with a mocking grin on the bottom.[Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]】

Li Xiu's painting grandmaster skills were used to the fullest!

That expression was as despicable as it could be!

That smile was as mocking as it could be!

That's right, this was the legendary dog head emoji pack!

A thousand years in advance!

That mocking gaze and bantering words deeply stabbed Li Er's heart!

Puff!

Li Er was instantly angered by the 'Buddha's Descent! Two Buddhas Ascended to Heaven!

Her face was flushed red!

The blood in his body surged!

He blacked out!

Fresh flowers, monthly votes, evaluation votes! Thank you to all the little cuties who voted and sent flowers. Love you all! "

Your Majesty, why are you in such a sorry state?!”

Empress Zhangsun looked at Li Er, who had a sorrowful expression, with a face full of surprise and doubt.

His hair was messy and his clothes were messy.

Breathing heavily, sweating profusely

He looked as miserable as he could be, without the might of an emperor at all.

"Let's go back and talk! Let's go back and talk! I really have no face to see anyone today!"

Li Er pulled Empress Zhangsun to the bedroom, his face full of shame and anger.

Empress Zhangsun followed behind Li Er with a confused expression.

What had happened to His Majesty?

Did they encounter an assassin?

It didn't look like it.

Empress Zhangsun's mind was in a whirl, and she could not understand it no matter how much she thought.

In his mind, he had already followed Li Er to the bedroom.

He dismissed all the servants.

"Second Brother, what's going on?”Empress Zhangsun sat on the couch and held Li Er's hand as she asked impatiently.

"Guanyin maid, I've really lost all my face today!”

Li Shi Min said with grief.

Even now, he was still in shock!

F * ck you!

How could there be such a person in the world?!

"Second brother, what happened?! Tell me quickly! ChenQie was so anxious!"

Empress Zhangsun said anxiously.

Li Shi Min naturally wouldn't hide anything from the empress who had accompanied him all the way.

"Guanyin maid, do you know who I met today?!”Li Er said sadly.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it that can make Second Brother like this?”

Empress Zhangsun's mature and beautiful face was filled with curiosity.

Who could have caused the ruler of a country to fall into such a state?

"Li Xiu!"

"I met this little bastard Li Xiu today!”

Li Er gritted his teeth.

That angry expression.

If Li Xiu was here at this moment, Li Er would definitely go up and bite him.

"Li Xiu?"

"Isn't that a good thing? Second Brother, haven't you been looking for him?”

"He even sent General Qin and General Cheng to search the entire city.”

"Good my ass!" said Li Shimin angrily.

"Guanyin Maid, do you know why Shubao and Zhijie searched all the men in Chang 'an but couldn't find that little bastard?”

"You'll never know! If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought of it!”

"Why? Did he grow wings and fly away?" Empress Zhangsun said in surprise.

"What the hell is he flying for!"

Just as Li Er finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Li Xiu's magical Vermilion Bird.

Err... This little brat really seems to be able to fly!

Li Er shook his head and continued,""This little brat actually disguised himself as a woman and hid in the Drunken Dream Pavilion.”

"If I hadn't gone to watch a Courtesan Belle Competition today and happened to bump into them, Shu Bao and the others probably wouldn't have been able to find them in their lifetime.”

"Ah?"

"Disguised as a woman?!"

"No way! He still has such ability?"

Empress Zhangsun's small mouth had grown into a big O shape.

His face was filled with disbelief.

"Not only that!"

"His disguise technique is simply brilliant to the point of breaking through the heavens!”

"Her face is like a fairy, and her voice has become extremely ethereal. There's also that ethereal temperament, like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”

"Second Brother, were you mesmerized by him at that time?!”

Empress Zhangsun widened her beautiful eyes and said in disbelief.

Li Er's expression turned bitter, and he immediately looked like he had nothing to live for.

"Yes, I am!"

"I was blind at that time!”

"She was attracted by his cross-dressing and even wanted to recruit him into the palace and take him as a concubine!”

"If it wasn't for the fact that that little brat was so angry that he took off his human skin mask, I would never have known that he was a man!”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Li Er was simply embarrassed…It was so shameful that it exploded!

"Second brother is saying that you want to take a man as your concubine?!!!”

Empress Zhangsun was stunned!!!

The original Ying Peach's small mouth was so big that it could fit an egg!

Then, a burst of laughter!

"Hahaha O(headquarter_headquarter)O hahaha ~"

Her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

He laughed at Li Shiming.

"Two…Second Brother, you actually want to take a man as your concubine. Hahaha ~ No way, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha ~"

" Li Xiu is really interesting!"

Empress Zhangsun's laughter made Li Shimin so sad that he wanted to cry.

Who the f * ck knew that he was a man?!

If I had known earlier, I would never have said those words!

"Guanyin Maid, don't laugh!"

"Do you know why I am in such a sorry state?”

"For…Haha... What?" Empress Zhangsun laughed until she was out of breath.

"Because this kid actually put on the human skin mask again and shouted at me!”

"Guanyin maid, you didn't see it. Li Xiu, that little bastard, instantly attracted all the spectators who were participating in the Courtesan Belle Competition.”

"Zhen was stunned at that time!”

"I didn't expect this at all!”

"I went to that kind of place in disguise and couldn't reveal my identity at all. I could only escape!”

"In the end, it became like this!”

After saying that, Li Er had no face to see anyone and looked like he had nothing to live for. He leaned back and lay down on the couch.

After telling all these things to his empress, his mood immediately became much better.

Otherwise, he would suffocate in his heart.

Just as Li Er was confiding in Empress Zhangsun, a small mechanical bird flapped its wings and flew in from the window of the bedroom.

There was a roll of paper tied to his paw.

The machine-operated bird flew directly to the table in front of Li Er and landed.

"Second Brother, look!" Empress Zhangsun pointed at the machine-operated bird on the table and said in surprise.

"Hmm? A machine-operated bird?"

"Changle is playing around again!"

Li Shi Min said nonchalantly.

"No, Second Brother! This isn't the one in Chang Le's hands."

"Hmm? It's not?"

Li Er suddenly quivered and instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked at the machine-operated bird on the table with a burning gaze.

In the whole world, other than the machine-operated bird in Chang Le's hand, only Li Xiu had such a thing.

"Second Brother, look, there's paper on this mechanical bird's claw!”

"Humph! It must be Li Xiu, this little rabbit, who has come to apologize to me!”Li Er said proudly.

He took the paper and opened it!

His expression instantly became extremely interesting!

There was a line of words written on it…

Your Majesty, you're really ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!

There was also a dog head with a mocking grin on the bottom.[Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]】

Li Xiu's painting grandmaster skills were used to the fullest!

That expression was as despicable as it could be!

That smile was as mocking as it could be!

That's right, this was the legendary dog head emoji pack!

A thousand years in advance!

That mocking gaze and bantering words deeply stabbed Li Er's heart!

Puff!

Li Er was instantly angered by the 'Buddha's Descent! Two Buddhas Ascended to Heaven!

Her face was flushed red!

The blood in his body surged!

He blacked out!

Fresh flowers, monthly votes, evaluation votes! Thank you to all the little cuties who voted and sent flowers. Love you all! "

Your Majesty, why are you in such a sorry state?!”

Empress Zhangsun looked at Li Er, who had a sorrowful expression, with a face full of surprise and doubt.

His hair was messy and his clothes were messy.

Breathing heavily, sweating profusely

He looked as miserable as he could be, without the might of an emperor at all.

"Let's go back and talk! Let's go back and talk! I really have no face to see anyone today!"

Li Er pulled Empress Zhangsun to the bedroom, his face full of shame and anger.

Empress Zhangsun followed behind Li Er with a confused expression.

What had happened to His Majesty?

Did they encounter an assassin?

It didn't look like it.

Empress Zhangsun's mind was in a whirl, and she could not understand it no matter how much she thought.

In his mind, he had already followed Li Er to the bedroom.

He dismissed all the servants.

"Second Brother, what's going on?”Empress Zhangsun sat on the couch and held Li Er's hand as she asked impatiently.

"Guanyin maid, I've really lost all my face today!”

Li Shi Min said with grief.

Even now, he was still in shock!

F * ck you!

How could there be such a person in the world?!

"Second brother, what happened?! Tell me quickly! ChenQie was so anxious!"

Empress Zhangsun said anxiously.

Li Shi Min naturally wouldn't hide anything from the empress who had accompanied him all the way.

"Guanyin maid, do you know who I met today?!”Li Er said sadly.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it that can make Second Brother like this?”

Empress Zhangsun's mature and beautiful face was filled with curiosity.

Who could have caused the ruler of a country to fall into such a state?

"Li Xiu!"

"I met this little bastard Li Xiu today!”

Li Er gritted his teeth.

That angry expression.

If Li Xiu was here at this moment, Li Er would definitely go up and bite him.

"Li Xiu?"

"Isn't that a good thing? Second Brother, haven't you been looking for him?”

"He even sent General Qin and General Cheng to search the entire city.”

"Good my ass!" said Li Shimin angrily.

"Guanyin Maid, do you know why Shubao and Zhijie searched all the men in Chang 'an but couldn't find that little bastard?”

"You'll never know! If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought of it!”

"Why? Did he grow wings and fly away?" Empress Zhangsun said in surprise.

"What the hell is he flying for!"

Just as Li Er finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Li Xiu's magical Vermilion Bird.

Err... This little brat really seems to be able to fly!

Li Er shook his head and continued,""This little brat actually disguised himself as a woman and hid in the Drunken Dream Pavilion.”

"If I hadn't gone to watch a Courtesan Belle Competition today and happened to bump into them, Shu Bao and the others probably wouldn't have been able to find them in their lifetime.”

"Ah?"

"Disguised as a woman?!"

"No way! He still has such ability?"

Empress Zhangsun's small mouth had grown into a big O shape.

His face was filled with disbelief.

"Not only that!"

"His disguise technique is simply brilliant to the point of breaking through the heavens!”

"Her face is like a fairy, and her voice has become extremely ethereal. There's also that ethereal temperament, like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”

"Second Brother, were you mesmerized by him at that time?!”

Empress Zhangsun widened her beautiful eyes and said in disbelief.

Li Er's expression turned bitter, and he immediately looked like he had nothing to live for.

"Yes, I am!"

"I was blind at that time!”

"She was attracted by his cross-dressing and even wanted to recruit him into the palace and take him as a concubine!”

"If it wasn't for the fact that that little brat was so angry that he took off his human skin mask, I would never have known that he was a man!”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Li Er was simply embarrassed…It was so shameful that it exploded!

"Second brother is saying that you want to take a man as your concubine?!!!”

Empress Zhangsun was stunned!!!

The original Ying Peach's small mouth was so big that it could fit an egg!

Then, a burst of laughter!

"Hahaha O(headquarter_headquarter)O hahaha ~"

Her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

He laughed at Li Shiming.

"Two…Second Brother, you actually want to take a man as your concubine. Hahaha ~ No way, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha ~"

" Li Xiu is really interesting!"

Empress Zhangsun's laughter made Li Shimin so sad that he wanted to cry.

Who the f * ck knew that he was a man?!

If I had known earlier, I would never have said those words!

"Guanyin Maid, don't laugh!"

"Do you know why I am in such a sorry state?”

"For…Haha... What?" Empress Zhangsun laughed until she was out of breath.

"Because this kid actually put on the human skin mask again and shouted at me!”

"Guanyin maid, you didn't see it. Li Xiu, that little bastard, instantly attracted all the spectators who were participating in the Courtesan Belle Competition.”

"Zhen was stunned at that time!”

"I didn't expect this at all!”

"I went to that kind of place in disguise and couldn't reveal my identity at all. I could only escape!”

"In the end, it became like this!”

After saying that, Li Er had no face to see anyone and looked like he had nothing to live for. He leaned back and lay down on the couch.

After telling all these things to his empress, his mood immediately became much better.

Otherwise, he would suffocate in his heart.

Just as Li Er was confiding in Empress Zhangsun, a small mechanical bird flapped its wings and flew in from the window of the bedroom.

There was a roll of paper tied to his paw.

The machine-operated bird flew directly to the table in front of Li Er and landed.

"Second Brother, look!" Empress Zhangsun pointed at the machine-operated bird on the table and said in surprise.

"Hmm? A machine-operated bird?"

"Changle is playing around again!"

Li Shi Min said nonchalantly.

"No, Second Brother! This isn't the one in Chang Le's hands."

"Hmm? It's not?"

Li Er suddenly quivered and instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked at the machine-operated bird on the table with a burning gaze.

In the whole world, other than the machine-operated bird in Chang Le's hand, only Li Xiu had such a thing.

"Second Brother, look, there's paper on this mechanical bird's claw!”

"Humph! It must be Li Xiu, this little rabbit, who has come to apologize to me!”Li Er said proudly.

He took the paper and opened it!

His expression instantly became extremely interesting!

There was a line of words written on it…

Your Majesty, you're really ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!

There was also a dog head with a mocking grin on the bottom.[Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]】

Li Xiu's painting grandmaster skills were used to the fullest!

That expression was as despicable as it could be!

That smile was as mocking as it could be!

That's right, this was the legendary dog head emoji pack!

A thousand years in advance!

That mocking gaze and bantering words deeply stabbed Li Er's heart!

Puff!

Li Er was instantly angered by the 'Buddha's Descent! Two Buddhas Ascended to Heaven!

Her face was flushed red!

The blood in his body surged!

He blacked out!

Fresh flowers, monthly votes, evaluation votes! Thank you to all the little cuties who voted and sent flowers. Love you all! "

Your Majesty, why are you in such a sorry state?!”

Empress Zhangsun looked at Li Er, who had a sorrowful expression, with a face full of surprise and doubt.

His hair was messy and his clothes were messy.

Breathing heavily, sweating profusely

He looked as miserable as he could be, without the might of an emperor at all.

"Let's go back and talk! Let's go back and talk! I really have no face to see anyone today!"

Li Er pulled Empress Zhangsun to the bedroom, his face full of shame and anger.

Empress Zhangsun followed behind Li Er with a confused expression.

What had happened to His Majesty?

Did they encounter an assassin?

It didn't look like it.

Empress Zhangsun's mind was in a whirl, and she could not understand it no matter how much she thought.

In his mind, he had already followed Li Er to the bedroom.

He dismissed all the servants.

"Second Brother, what's going on?”Empress Zhangsun sat on the couch and held Li Er's hand as she asked impatiently.

"Guanyin maid, I've really lost all my face today!”

Li Shi Min said with grief.

Even now, he was still in shock!

F * ck you!

How could there be such a person in the world?!

"Second brother, what happened?! Tell me quickly! ChenQie was so anxious!"

Empress Zhangsun said anxiously.

Li Shi Min naturally wouldn't hide anything from the empress who had accompanied him all the way.

"Guanyin maid, do you know who I met today?!”Li Er said sadly.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it that can make Second Brother like this?”

Empress Zhangsun's mature and beautiful face was filled with curiosity.

Who could have caused the ruler of a country to fall into such a state?

"Li Xiu!"

"I met this little bastard Li Xiu today!”

Li Er gritted his teeth.

That angry expression.

If Li Xiu was here at this moment, Li Er would definitely go up and bite him.

"Li Xiu?"

"Isn't that a good thing? Second Brother, haven't you been looking for him?”

"He even sent General Qin and General Cheng to search the entire city.”

"Good my ass!" said Li Shimin angrily.

"Guanyin Maid, do you know why Shubao and Zhijie searched all the men in Chang 'an but couldn't find that little bastard?”

"You'll never know! If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought of it!”

"Why? Did he grow wings and fly away?" Empress Zhangsun said in surprise.

"What the hell is he flying for!"

Just as Li Er finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Li Xiu's magical Vermilion Bird.

Err... This little brat really seems to be able to fly!

Li Er shook his head and continued,""This little brat actually disguised himself as a woman and hid in the Drunken Dream Pavilion.”

"If I hadn't gone to watch a Courtesan Belle Competition today and happened to bump into them, Shu Bao and the others probably wouldn't have been able to find them in their lifetime.”

"Ah?"

"Disguised as a woman?!"

"No way! He still has such ability?"

Empress Zhangsun's small mouth had grown into a big O shape.

His face was filled with disbelief.

"Not only that!"

"His disguise technique is simply brilliant to the point of breaking through the heavens!”

"Her face is like a fairy, and her voice has become extremely ethereal. There's also that ethereal temperament, like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”

"Second Brother, were you mesmerized by him at that time?!”

Empress Zhangsun widened her beautiful eyes and said in disbelief.

Li Er's expression turned bitter, and he immediately looked like he had nothing to live for.

"Yes, I am!"

"I was blind at that time!”

"She was attracted by his cross-dressing and even wanted to recruit him into the palace and take him as a concubine!”

"If it wasn't for the fact that that little brat was so angry that he took off his human skin mask, I would never have known that he was a man!”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Li Er was simply embarrassed…It was so shameful that it exploded!

"Second brother is saying that you want to take a man as your concubine?!!!”

Empress Zhangsun was stunned!!!

The original Ying Peach's small mouth was so big that it could fit an egg!

Then, a burst of laughter!

"Hahaha O(headquarter_headquarter)O hahaha ~"

Her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

He laughed at Li Shiming.

"Two…Second Brother, you actually want to take a man as your concubine. Hahaha ~ No way, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha ~"

" Li Xiu is really interesting!"

Empress Zhangsun's laughter made Li Shimin so sad that he wanted to cry.

Who the f * ck knew that he was a man?!

If I had known earlier, I would never have said those words!

"Guanyin Maid, don't laugh!"

"Do you know why I am in such a sorry state?”

"For…Haha... What?" Empress Zhangsun laughed until she was out of breath.

"Because this kid actually put on the human skin mask again and shouted at me!”

"Guanyin maid, you didn't see it. Li Xiu, that little bastard, instantly attracted all the spectators who were participating in the Courtesan Belle Competition.”

"Zhen was stunned at that time!”

"I didn't expect this at all!”

"I went to that kind of place in disguise and couldn't reveal my identity at all. I could only escape!”

"In the end, it became like this!”

After saying that, Li Er had no face to see anyone and looked like he had nothing to live for. He leaned back and lay down on the couch.

After telling all these things to his empress, his mood immediately became much better.

Otherwise, he would suffocate in his heart.

Just as Li Er was confiding in Empress Zhangsun, a small mechanical bird flapped its wings and flew in from the window of the bedroom.

There was a roll of paper tied to his paw.

The machine-operated bird flew directly to the table in front of Li Er and landed.

"Second Brother, look!" Empress Zhangsun pointed at the machine-operated bird on the table and said in surprise.

"Hmm? A machine-operated bird?"

"Changle is playing around again!"

Li Shi Min said nonchalantly.

"No, Second Brother! This isn't the one in Chang Le's hands."

"Hmm? It's not?"

Li Er suddenly quivered and instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked at the machine-operated bird on the table with a burning gaze.

In the whole world, other than the machine-operated bird in Chang Le's hand, only Li Xiu had such a thing.

"Second Brother, look, there's paper on this mechanical bird's claw!”

"Humph! It must be Li Xiu, this little rabbit, who has come to apologize to me!”Li Er said proudly.

He took the paper and opened it!

His expression instantly became extremely interesting!

There was a line of words written on it…

Your Majesty, you're really ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!

There was also a dog head with a mocking grin on the bottom.[Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]】

Li Xiu's painting grandmaster skills were used to the fullest!

That expression was as despicable as it could be!

That smile was as mocking as it could be!

That's right, this was the legendary dog head emoji pack!

A thousand years in advance!

That mocking gaze and bantering words deeply stabbed Li Er's heart!

Puff!

Li Er was instantly angered by the 'Buddha's Descent! Two Buddhas Ascended to Heaven!

Her face was flushed red!

The blood in his body surged!

He blacked out!

Fresh flowers, monthly votes, evaluation votes! Thank you to all the little cuties who voted and sent flowers. Love you all! "

Your Majesty, why are you in such a sorry state?!”

Empress Zhangsun looked at Li Er, who had a sorrowful expression, with a face full of surprise and doubt.

His hair was messy and his clothes were messy.

Breathing heavily, sweating profusely

He looked as miserable as he could be, without the might of an emperor at all.

"Let's go back and talk! Let's go back and talk! I really have no face to see anyone today!"

Li Er pulled Empress Zhangsun to the bedroom, his face full of shame and anger.

Empress Zhangsun followed behind Li Er with a confused expression.

What had happened to His Majesty?

Did they encounter an assassin?

It didn't look like it.

Empress Zhangsun's mind was in a whirl, and she could not understand it no matter how much she thought.

In his mind, he had already followed Li Er to the bedroom.

He dismissed all the servants.

"Second Brother, what's going on?”Empress Zhangsun sat on the couch and held Li Er's hand as she asked impatiently.

"Guanyin maid, I've really lost all my face today!”

Li Shi Min said with grief.

Even now, he was still in shock!

F * ck you!

How could there be such a person in the world?!

"Second brother, what happened?! Tell me quickly! ChenQie was so anxious!"

Empress Zhangsun said anxiously.

Li Shi Min naturally wouldn't hide anything from the empress who had accompanied him all the way.

"Guanyin maid, do you know who I met today?!”Li Er said sadly.

"Who is it?"

"Who is it that can make Second Brother like this?”

Empress Zhangsun's mature and beautiful face was filled with curiosity.

Who could have caused the ruler of a country to fall into such a state?

"Li Xiu!"

"I met this little bastard Li Xiu today!”

Li Er gritted his teeth.

That angry expression.

If Li Xiu was here at this moment, Li Er would definitely go up and bite him.

"Li Xiu?"

"Isn't that a good thing? Second Brother, haven't you been looking for him?”

"He even sent General Qin and General Cheng to search the entire city.”

"Good my ass!" said Li Shimin angrily.

"Guanyin Maid, do you know why Shubao and Zhijie searched all the men in Chang 'an but couldn't find that little bastard?”

"You'll never know! If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought of it!”

"Why? Did he grow wings and fly away?" Empress Zhangsun said in surprise.

"What the hell is he flying for!"

Just as Li Er finished speaking, he suddenly thought of Li Xiu's magical Vermilion Bird.

Err... This little brat really seems to be able to fly!

Li Er shook his head and continued,""This little brat actually disguised himself as a woman and hid in the Drunken Dream Pavilion.”

"If I hadn't gone to watch a Courtesan Belle Competition today and happened to bump into them, Shu Bao and the others probably wouldn't have been able to find them in their lifetime.”

"Ah?"

"Disguised as a woman?!"

"No way! He still has such ability?"

Empress Zhangsun's small mouth had grown into a big O shape.

His face was filled with disbelief.

"Not only that!"

"His disguise technique is simply brilliant to the point of breaking through the heavens!”

"Her face is like a fairy, and her voice has become extremely ethereal. There's also that ethereal temperament, like a fairy descending to the mortal world.”

"Second Brother, were you mesmerized by him at that time?!”

Empress Zhangsun widened her beautiful eyes and said in disbelief.

Li Er's expression turned bitter, and he immediately looked like he had nothing to live for.

"Yes, I am!"

"I was blind at that time!”

"She was attracted by his cross-dressing and even wanted to recruit him into the palace and take him as a concubine!”

"If it wasn't for the fact that that little brat was so angry that he took off his human skin mask, I would never have known that he was a man!”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Li Er was simply embarrassed…It was so shameful that it exploded!

"Second brother is saying that you want to take a man as your concubine?!!!”

Empress Zhangsun was stunned!!!

The original Ying Peach's small mouth was so big that it could fit an egg!

Then, a burst of laughter!

"Hahaha O(headquarter_headquarter)O hahaha ~"

Her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

He laughed at Li Shiming.

"Two…Second Brother, you actually want to take a man as your concubine. Hahaha ~ No way, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha ~"

" Li Xiu is really interesting!"

Empress Zhangsun's laughter made Li Shimin so sad that he wanted to cry.

Who the f * ck knew that he was a man?!

If I had known earlier, I would never have said those words!

"Guanyin Maid, don't laugh!"

"Do you know why I am in such a sorry state?”

"For…Haha... What?" Empress Zhangsun laughed until she was out of breath.

"Because this kid actually put on the human skin mask again and shouted at me!”

"Guanyin maid, you didn't see it. Li Xiu, that little bastard, instantly attracted all the spectators who were participating in the Courtesan Belle Competition.”

"Zhen was stunned at that time!”

"I didn't expect this at all!”

"I went to that kind of place in disguise and couldn't reveal my identity at all. I could only escape!”

"In the end, it became like this!”

After saying that, Li Er had no face to see anyone and looked like he had nothing to live for. He leaned back and lay down on the couch.

After telling all these things to his empress, his mood immediately became much better.

Otherwise, he would suffocate in his heart.

Just as Li Er was confiding in Empress Zhangsun, a small mechanical bird flapped its wings and flew in from the window of the bedroom.

There was a roll of paper tied to his paw.

The machine-operated bird flew directly to the table in front of Li Er and landed.

"Second Brother, look!" Empress Zhangsun pointed at the machine-operated bird on the table and said in surprise.

"Hmm? A machine-operated bird?"

"Changle is playing around again!"

Li Shi Min said nonchalantly.

"No, Second Brother! This isn't the one in Chang Le's hands."

"Hmm? It's not?"

Li Er suddenly quivered and instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked at the machine-operated bird on the table with a burning gaze.

In the whole world, other than the machine-operated bird in Chang Le's hand, only Li Xiu had such a thing.

"Second Brother, look, there's paper on this mechanical bird's claw!”

"Humph! It must be Li Xiu, this little rabbit, who has come to apologize to me!”Li Er said proudly.

He took the paper and opened it!

His expression instantly became extremely interesting!

There was a line of words written on it…

Your Majesty, you're really ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!

There was also a dog head with a mocking grin on the bottom.[Are you surprised? Are you surprised?]】

Li Xiu's painting grandmaster skills were used to the fullest!

That expression was as despicable as it could be!

That smile was as mocking as it could be!

That's right, this was the legendary dog head emoji pack!

A thousand years in advance!

That mocking gaze and bantering words deeply stabbed Li Er's heart!

Puff!

Li Er was instantly angered by the 'Buddha's Descent! Two Buddhas Ascended to Heaven!

Her face was flushed red!

The blood in his body surged!

He blacked out!

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