Your
Majesty! Your Majesty!"
Empress Zhangsun instantly panicked. She slapped Li Er's face and pinched his philtrum.
Li Xiu was still holding the piece of paper that Li Xiu had sent over.
The squinting dog head emoji on the paper was facing him.
It was as if he was mocking Li Er!
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Just as Empress Zhangsun was about to call the imperial physician anxiously, Li Er coughed lightly and woke up.
"Aiya! Second brother, you're finally awake. You really scared me to death!”
When Empress Zhangsun saw Li Er waking up, she patted her chest and heaved a sigh of relief.
Li Er's sudden coma had frightened her!
Li Er clenched his fists so tightly that his knuckles turned white.
His eyes were filled with anger!
"Li Xiu!" he roared angrily. You little brat, just you wait!"
"If I don't ruthlessly whip you thirty times, I'll whip your fart until it's broken! Zhen is not called Li Shi Min!"
Li Er instantly wanted to smash the machine-operated bird in his hand to the ground.
However, he didn't want to throw it away.
Although this was only a casual move by Li Xiu, it was a treasure to Li Er.
"Second brother, calm down! What exactly did Li Xiu write in the letter? Why are you so angry?"
Empress Zhangsun thoughtfully patted Li Er's chest to help him breathe and asked.
"Look for yourself! What did this little bastard write? I'm really angered to death!"
The furious Li Er stuffed the paper in his hand into Empress Zhangsun's delicate hand.
What could make Li Er so angry?!
Empress Zhangsun opened it curiously.
The first thing he saw was the dog's head emoji with a mocking grin.
There was also a line of thin, tall, and refreshing, extremely beautiful thin gold font.
Your Majesty! You're really too ugly! I don't want to be your concubine!
"Chi chi chi ~"
Empress Zhangsun laughed out loud, her body shaking.
This funny picture and text instantly hit the funny spot of Empress Zhangsun.
"Guanyin maid, zhen is already so angry, and you're still laughing!”Li Er stared at Empress Zhangsun angrily.
"Second brother…'Hahaha…' I'm sorry, this picture with this calligraphy is really too funny.”
Li Er looked at his smiling and bent empress with a black line.
This was clearly a sad story.
Why was he smiling so happily?!
Can't you have some sympathy?!
At this moment…
Drunken Dream Restaurant.
In the independent courtyard.
Li Xiu was smacking the table and laughing maniacally.
Everything that happened in the palace was clearly seen by Li Xiu through the machine-operated bird that shared his vision.
Especially when he saw Li Er's wonderful expression when he opened the dog head emoji package delivered by the machine-operated bird.
Li Xiu laughed so hard that he almost smashed the table.
It was simply too satisfying!
My 21st century dog-headed emoji pack is indeed awesome!
He actually made Li Er faint from anger?!
Damn awesome!
"Young Master Li Xiu, what made you so happy?”Qing Yi asked with a faint smile beside Li Xiu.
He looked at Li Xiu with admiration and gratitude.
With Li Xiu's help, Qing Yi unsurprisingly won the Courtesan Belle Competition.
She won the title of Courtesan Belle.
In the next year, there was no need to consider the matter of marriage.
He only needed to show up occasionally and play a song.
"Qingyi, let me tell you, Li Er that dog egg fainted from anger because of my dog head emoji pack! I'm so happy!
"You didn't see his wonderful expression!”
"It's so satisfying!"
Li Xiu excitedly told her everything that had happened in the palace.
"Hehe, Young Master, you're really bad!”
Hearing Li Xiu's words, Qing Yi also smiled.
However, he immediately revealed a worried look.
"But, if you tease His Majesty like this, will it be dangerous?”
Li Xiu's heart warmed as he waved his hand indifferently.
"Don't worry, although it's very stable to be angry. However, His Majesty is still a wise ruler. He's not petty enough to kill me over such a small matter.”
"Moreover, even if I were ten times more outrageous than this, he wouldn't kill me!”
"Because... He can't bear to!"
Li Xiu said confidently.
Although Li Xiu had unsheathed his soul in anger, these were all harmless jokes.
Even though Li Shi Min was so angry, he never said that he wanted to kill Li Xiu.
It was just a slap.
It could be seen from this.
Li Xiu did not touch Li Er's bottom line at all.
It seemed like they were playing very crazily, but in fact, nothing happened.
"That's good!" Qing Yi patted Xiong Fuqing and heaved a sigh of relief."If anything happens to Young Master, Qing Yi won't be able to live!"”
Li Xiu
was stunned when he heard this.
If anything happens to me, why don't you live?!
"Host, this is suicide! Can't you tell?" The system looked at Li Xiu's dumbfounded expression and said disdainfully.
The system felt very tired of Li Xiu's lazy and straight personality!
Heavens!
Give me a host who has dreams and pursuits!
"Get lost! This is impossible!" Li Xiu said firmly.
"Ever since you called me a scumbag and flirted with girls, I've been very careful.”
"I promise I didn't flirt with her this time.”
"He didn't write poems for Qingyi, nor did he paint for her. He didn't even say any romantic words to her. He even dressed up as a woman and was with her every day.”
"How could Qingyi like me?! Let alone die for love!"
Li Xiu looked as if he was laughing.
In his opinion, this was simply impossible.
"
I told you to lie, but you still don't admit it. Do you know how lethal a hero saving a damsel in distress is to a woman?”
"And you saved her life. In addition, you helped her become the Courtesan Belle. Your mysterious identity, handsome appearance, and extraordinary temperament attracted her at all times.”
The system helped Li Xiu analyze his strength.
"F * ck! Am I that outstanding?"
"Why didn't I know?"
Li Xiu scratched his head and said in a daze.
"You dog, you only think about how to be a salted fish every day. What do you know!”
"What a waste of her looks and temperament!”
Li Xiu was speechless.
He didn't know if he should scold the system or praise him.
You can scold him, but he seems to be praising you.
He seemed to be scolding you again.
It was a contradiction!
Knock, knock, knock.
Someone knocked on the door.
Qing Yi opened the door and was shocked.
There was a group of people standing outside.
Li Er was the first to bear the brunt, followed by many guards.
He walked in with a gloomy face.
Li Xiu was shocked.
He didn't expect Li Er to be so fast. He had just returned to the palace not long ago and had already run back and forth.
Looking at his expression, this Goudan didn't come with good intentions!
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