As
a result, a very strange scene was formed in Taiji Palace.
One of them had a big and stocky waist, and he was chasing after an imperial censor with his stinky foot.
It was so big that even he couldn't recognize it.
The generals on the left cheered in unison.
The civil officials on the right all looked down.
She either looked up at the ceiling to see if there were any cobwebs or looked down to see if there were any ants on the floor.
Not a single person in the court stopped him!
Although Cheng Yaojin's words were vulgar, they were the truth.
Every year, the borders of the Great Tang would be plundered by the Turks, and all kinds of atrocities would happen at any time!
Even as a civil servant, he was still furious.
Censor Zhang Zhongruo said that the first two crimes were fine, but the third crime scolded all the generals present.
As a general, who could kill 800 people each?!
Even in such a lively scene.
The handsome young man among the civil and military officials was still sleeping soundly.
It was as if even if the sky fell, it would not wake him up.
Everyone admired him!
Awesome!
Awesome!
"Alright, enough!"
"How can you beat up an official of the Imperial Court in the Imperial Court?!”
Li Er saw that Cheng Yaojin had beaten the little brother who didn't give him face into a pig's head, so he calmly shouted.
Those who didn't know better would think that she was praising him!
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! You have to be the lord of this lowly subject!"
"Duke Lu publicly beat up an official of the Imperial Court in front of His Majesty. His crime should be punished! He deserves to be punished!"
Censor Zhang Zhong's face was swollen like a pig's head as he knelt in the hall and cried to Li Er.
He had never thought that he would be beaten up by someone when he came out to participate!
Moreover, it was not the person who had been hammered by him.
It was simply tragic, wasn't it?!
"I'll kill your grandpa! If I want to kill you, I'll kill you first, you son of a b * tch who has the intention to rebel against the Turks!”
Cheng Yaojin directly threw the smelly shoe in his hand and smashed it on the head of the censor Zhang Zhong.
With a bang, he was smashed into a pile of dog sh * t!
He was lying on the ground like a toad!
Extremely pathetic!
"Hahahaha ~"
The generals burst into laughter.
Especially Old Black Yuchi, who was laughing like thunder. He slapped his thigh and laughed wildly!
"Good! Old Cheng, your shoe strike was very spiritual!”
"Of course! Back then, I was also a sharpshooter who could shoot a target with a hundred steps!”Cheng Yaojin said proudly.
"Shhh ~~"
The generals and his close brothers immediately booed.
When this fellow boasted, he did not even have a draft!
A hundred steps through the Yang, it's already not bad if you can f * cking cross the Yang in ten steps!
"Chi chi ~"
Even Li Er couldn't help but laugh at this scene.
However, he quickly kept his head back.
As an emperor, it was a little unreasonable for him to laugh when his minister was beaten.
Although Li Er's movements were very fast, he was still caught by Zhangsun Wuji, who was standing at the front.
He was an extremely important official, so his ability to read people's expressions was naturally very sharp.
He sighed in his heart.
It seemed that the Emperor valued Li Xiu far more than he thought.
Not only could he tolerate Li Xiu sleeping in the Imperial Court.
He even allowed Cheng Yaojin to beat up the censor who wanted to impeach Li Xiu.
If he hadn't been by Li Shi Min's side when he raised his army and knew him well, he wouldn't have been able to escape.
Did he really think that Li Xiu was his illegitimate son?!
Even if he was his own son, he couldn't spoil him to this extent, right?!
This was simply doting on him to the heavens, wasn't it?!
"Cough cough!" Li Er coughed lightly, trying to hide his urge to laugh and give Cheng Yaojin a thumbs up.
"Duke Lu Cheng bit Jin Dangtang and beat up the imperial court's censor. The impact is extremely bad and must be severely punished to warn others!”
Censor Zhang Zhong was delighted and immediately kowtowed.
"Yes! Yes! We must punish them severely as a warning to others!"
He looked at Cheng Yaojin with eyes full of hatred!
He wished that Li Er could directly order him to be beheaded!
"In view of the fact that State Duke Lu beat up the Imperial Censor, he will be grounded for five days, no, three days!”
Li Er originally wanted to be grounded for five days, but he thought that it was a little too heavy, so he changed it to three days.
"Chen Cheng is willing to be punished!”
Cheng Yaojin immediately bowed and replied. His big face immediately bloomed with joy!
That was great!
There was no need to attend court for three days!
It was awesome!
Cheng Yaojin was thinking that he should just whip this guy a few more times and have His Majesty ground him for a few more days.
Aler?
Censor Zhang Zhong was dumbfounded when he heard Li Er's punishment!
It was an unbelievable sight! (⊙▽⊙)!!!
Ground for three days?
Did I hear wrongly?
The punishment for beating up an imperial censor was only three days of confinement?!
Was this really a punishment and not a reward?!
Censor Zhang Zhongdu was on the verge of tears!
Was this beating for nothing?!
All of a sudden, the eyes of all the generals lit up, and they looked at Censor Zhang Zhong with eagerness.
He could be grounded for three days just because he hit a censor?
I think I'll beat him up!
Imperial Censor Zhang Zhong saw the eyes of the generals and was shocked.
F * ck!
Don't tell me you all want to hit me?!
He was so frightened that he immediately rolled and crawled back to his team.
The generals immediately revealed a regretful expression. Sigh! If I had known, I would have acted faster!
Censor Zhang Zhong saw the regretful looks of the generals.
He cursed in his heart!
F * ck!
This bunch of idiots really wanted to hit me!
Fortunately, he ran fast!
Cheng Yaojin hummed a tune, picked up his shoes and put them on, shaking his head as he returned to the team.
That expression didn't look like he was being punished. It clearly looked like he was on vacation!
"Hey, hey, hey! Old Cheng, did that sour scholar feel good?!”
Yuchi Old Hei, who was behind Cheng Yaojin, asked excitedly.
"Is there a need to ask?"
"Of course! Why don't you try it next time?"
Although they thought that they were very quiet, how could their voices be so low?
Everyone in the court heard it clearly.
Everyone was speechless.
These two fellows did not look like Duke of the First Rank. They were clearly like old hooligans on the streets!
"Cough cough, if there's nothing else, then let's withdraw.”
Li Er didn't seem to have heard him.
As for Li Xiu…
Snore ~
snore ~ He
was still sleeping soundly.
Everyone was instantly speechless. They slept from the beginning of the court session to the end of the next, and because of this, a huge battle was triggered.
You're still sleeping soundly as if it's none of your business.
"King Xiaoyao, King Xiaoyao, accept the decree and withdraw from court!”Li Er shouted a few times.
However, the reply he got was still the same uniform snoring.
Li Er's eyelids twitched.
"Freedom King, let's go home and eat!" he shouted angrily.”
"Oh? What? Have you eaten?"
Hearing the word "eat", Li Xiu suddenly woke up from his dream and turned to leave.
"Hey! Your decree!"
"No, I can't! That is your imperial edict."
Li Er's face darkened, and he wished he could kick his butt.
F * ck!
Could it be that the imperial edict to confer the title of king is not as important as your meal?!
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