The
Servant Walked Out with a Strange Face
In his heart, he was in awe of his highness 'imagination.
He was too fucking outstanding!
Outside the Xiao Yao King Mansion, Cheng Yaojin was scratching his ears and cheeks, waiting anxiously.
He chased from the palace all the way to the Free and Unfettered King's Mansion.
He almost broke his old legs from exhaustion.
But…
The machine-operated beast was too attractive to him.
That majestic and imposing big white tiger!
That wild and cool flying mechanism, the Vermilion Bird!
He was simply too handsome, wasn't he?!
Ever since he had seen the white tiger and vermilion bird, Cheng Yaojin had been longing for one.
He didn't have the chance in the past.
Now, the opportunity was right in front of him.
How could he give up so easily?
The door opened with a creak, and Cheng Yaojin was about to walk in.
"Hey, hey, hey! State Duke Lu, please forgive this one for being rude, but my lord has said that you cannot enter.”
The servant stopped him.
Cheng Yaojin was stunned.
"What?!"
"Can't enter?"
"Why?"
He waited for the two big eyeballs and asked three questions.
It was as if he was about to hit someone!
"Uh... That, my lord said that he is sick and is not convenient to see guests.”
The servant looked at Cheng Yaojin with a strange expression.
He recalled Li Xiu's ridiculous reason.
Instantly…
He wanted to laugh!
"Sick? That's impossible!"
"He ran faster than a leopard when he left court, and now you're telling me he's sick?!”
Cheng Yaojin grabbed the servant and glared at him angrily. He looked like he wanted to eat him up, causing the servant to tremble in fear.
"Aiyo! It's true, High Duke. How would I dare to lie to you?”
"My prince has a disease that kills him when he makes mechanical beasts! So please go back!"
The servant nervously told Cheng Yaojin what Li Xiu had said.
Cheng Yaojin was
speechless.
Had he contracted a disease that killed him when he created the beasts?!
F * ck!
Who are you lying to!
Could it be any more fake?
Even if you don't want to do it for me, you should at least find a good reason!
This will make you have no friends!
What a pity!
Cheng Yaojin was speechless when he heard the fake reason.
It was obvious that she didn't want to be his mechanical beast!
No, no way!
I must let him do it for me. After this village, there won't be this shop!
"Go back and tell your wangye that I won't leave until he becomes my mechanical beast! Eat, drink, shit, sleep, everything is in front of your door!”
Cheng Yaojin sat on the threshold and displayed his character to the fullest.
When the servant saw Cheng Yaojin's shameless appearance, his eyelids twitched.
This was the famous High Duke?!
F * ck!
This was clearly a hooligan!
The servant had no choice but to go back and report the situation to Li Xiu.
"Wangye, quickly go and take a look!”
"State Duke Lu said that if you don't make him a mechanical beast, he won't leave. He'll eat, sleep, and pee at the entrance of our Imperial Residence!”
Puff!
Li Xiu spat again!
He even choked on the rice grains that he had consumed.
F * ck you!
Can this old man let me have a good breakfast?
"Aiya! Wangye, slow down!" Lan Yan quickly came over to wipe Li Xiu's mouth.
Qing He kept patting Li Xiu's back to help him catch his breath. She pouted and said unhappily,"Duke Lu is really a scoundrel!”
"That's right! Qing He, what you said is really right! I'll give you a Like!"
Li Xiu patted the little handmaiden's delicate hand and praised her.
"This guy is a complete scoundrel!”
"Damn it! You're really relying on me today!"
"Wangye, then what should we do?”The servant asked with a bitter face.
Both sides were big shots and could not be offended.
He didn't know if he would be beaten up by Cheng Yaojin if he went back.
It was really a fight between gods and ghosts!
Crying!
Uncomfortable!
"It's okay, ignore him!"
"If he's willing to eat, drink, shit, and sleep there, then let him eat, drink, shit, and sleep there. I want to see if this guy can really be so shameless!”
"Oh right, go and ask him if he has any tissue. Should I give him some when he poops?”
Li Xiu teased.
"Chi chi ~"
Lan Yan and Qing He, the two pretty little handmaidens, were instantly amused by Li Xiu.
"Wangye, you're really bad! You actually said that!" Lan Yan pouted at Li Xiu.
He believed that Cheng Yaojin's expression would be extremely interesting after hearing this!
"Serves you right! Who asked him to come to our house and not leave! Rascal!"
Qing He, this girl's temper was a little irritable, and she directly started to retort!
"Ah? Send paper?"
"Wangye, aren't you treating him too well?!”
The servant's mouth was wide open in disbelief!
"What? Is there a problem?" Li Xiu was puzzled. He did not understand why he was so surprised.
"Of course there is a problem. A piece of paper costs a lot of money!”
"In my opinion, just throw a small wooden stick at him!”
Qing He said with her hands on her hips.
Li Xiu was
speechless.
Throw a small wooden stick?
So f * cking ruthless!
"No, don't you guys usually use toilet paper?!”
Li Xiu looked at their surprised expressions and asked a question that he found hard to believe.
In the past, he had always taken toilet paper from the system, so he had never understood this problem.
"Wangye, don't tease me. Paper is so expensive, how could you use it to go to the toilet!”
F * ck!
He really didn't need paper?
"Then, what are you going to use?”
"Of course, it's the toilet.”The servant took out a bamboo slip as long as a hand from behind him and showed it to Li Xiu.
F * ck!
Using this kind of thing to wipe his butt?!
Li Xiu was stunned! (ΩДΩ)!!
Aren't you afraid of piercing through the chrysanthemum?!
Looking at the long bamboo scroll, Li Xiu was so frightened that his chrysanthemum turned cold!
It was too f * cking scary, wasn't it?!
Fortunately, I have the system!
This was the first time Li Xiu was glad that he had a system since he transmigrated.
Otherwise, he would also have to use this bamboo slip to stab the chrysanthemum flower like these ancient people.
F * ck you!
Don't be afraid of being too rich!
[PS: Today's flowers actually exceeded 6,000. I feel like I'm dreaming. I've never received so many flowers before.]
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