This was quite interesting. It was actually a kind of literary play. Many of the people present who listened to crosstalk were authentic old Beijing. Artifacts from old Beijing, literary play was considered more popular.
Many people chose bracelets, walnuts, and so on. These were all common choices. When they talked about this, some of the loyal audience members of the Deyun Society below the stage could hear something new.
"This is something new."
"I've never heard of it. Old Li, have you heard of it?”
Old Li, who was spinning two walnuts in his hand, shook his head and said,"It's probably a new script written by Deyun Society. I wonder which big shot it is. I don't think there's much to do with crosstalk when it comes to literary toys.”
"I think so too, but can a newbie say anything good about a new script?”
Guo Degang listened attentively from the side. There was a lot of knowledge in this genre of crosstalk. The same joke might not be as funny when others said it, but when it was said by a professional crosstalk actor, it was very interesting.
Which word needed to be raised and which word needed to be adjusted would have a great interest in the technique. The cadence was very important in crosstalk.
At least until now, Guo Degang hadn't heard anything wrong. For now, this part was perfect.
Crosstalk was a gradual cycle.
"Not bad. Although I don't know where the burden is, for now, I want to continue listening.”
"Yes, I think it's not bad too. It's quite interesting.”
At this moment, Li Yunfan patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and said,""These few days, I've discovered a problem with the script."
Sun Yue: What problem?
Li Yunfan: It seems that everyone is working very hard.
Sun Yue: Yes
Li Yunfan, especially Teacher Sun Yue.
Sun Yue: What about me?
Li Yunfan measured Sun Yue's face and said,""Look at you. You're already 63 years old, but you're still working hard and enduring here.
Sun Yue: " F * ck you. How am I old?"
The crowd below the stage laughed, and when they saw Sun Yue's fat face, they couldn't help but laugh.
Li Yunfan said,"Logically speaking, you should learn how to live."
Sun Yue: What are you talking about?
Li Yunfan said,"I have to persuade you."
Sun Yue: How are you going to persuade me?
Li Yunfan,"You're already so old. Don't try your best."
Sun Yue: Oh, enjoy your old age.
Li Yunfan,"Your learning life."
Sun Yue: How to live?
Li Yunfan said,"For example, play with literary games."
Sun Yue: " I don't know how to do this. It looks okay, but I can't do anything else."
Li Yunfan looked down at the stands, his eyes shining. He pointed at Sun Yue and said,"Do you know who I envy the most?
The audience's curiosity was piqued.
In the beginning, he had basically followed Li Yunfan's rhythm and gradually entered the world of crosstalk. His cadence was clear and his words were fluent. He could not find any flaws at all. He did not feel like a newcomer at all.
Everyone had already forgotten what a newcomer was and what Old Guo was.
In front of everyone, they even began to imagine Sun Yue as a 63-year-old man.
It wasn't very funny, but it was obviously much happier.
This was something only an old crosstalk master could do.
For the most commonly seen stand-up crosstalk, if you were to directly throw out all the baggage at the beginning, it would be very funny. However, if the rest of the crosstalk was not funny, then the crosstalk would be a failure.
It was only good when there was a gradual increase in laughter.
Everyone looked at Sun Yue, who was also dumbfounded.
"I envy Sun Yue's father the most," said Li Yunfan.
Sun Yue: My father.
Li Yunfan said,"That old man is too funny."
Sun Yue: Yes.
Li Yunfan: Old Beijinger. Right, after Hugh…I have nothing to do, so I like to play with literature.
Sun Yue: That's also a traditional Chinese culture.
Li Yunfan: It's what I said at the beginning, Walnut.
Sun Yue,"Walnut for literary fun."
Li Yunfan said," This thing is very particular. Play with it in your hand and rub it. In the world of literature and entertainment, there's a professional term for this. It's called a plate.
Sun Yue: You understand?
Li Yunfan,"This plate is very particular."
Sun Yue: What do you mean?
Li Yunfan,"The oil should be used to the extent of the plate."
Sun Yue: You're using oil for this dish?
Li Yunfan,"That's natural."
Sun Yue: What oil should I use?
Li Yunfan: Human oil.
The audience was speechless.
All the audience members followed suit, and Sun Yue also pushed Li Yunfan.
Sun Yue: Why is it so scary?
Li Yunfan: The oil secreted by our bodies.
Sun Yue: That's more like it.
……
The more he spoke, the more the audience was immersed in it. They followed the rhythm step by step.,
As Li Yunfan spoke, Sun Yue also did her best in her supporting role. There was basically no repetition. From time to time, she would interact and say a sentence or two. The audience would follow the rhythm and cheer.
However, they were all normal jeers and would not say much.
Li Yunfan looked at the audience, paused for a moment, and took a deep breath.
The industry insiders knew that this was to let the audience relax a little. If they laughed too much, it was easy for something to happen.
Li Yunfan continued,"Old man, when you plate this thing, not only the walnuts, but also the furniture in the house."
Sun Yue: How do you arrange the furniture?
Li Yunfan,"There's a root carving at home. It's so big."
After saying that, Li Yunfan opened his hands and directly compared them. In an instant, he appeared in front of everyone. A huge root carving appeared in front of everyone.
Sun Yue: How tall is a person?
After Li Yunfan finished measuring, he bent down slightly and looked at everyone. He said, The dragon statue was really too beautiful. The scales and claws were distinct, and the dragon claws were incomparably sharp. However, the old man was angry just by looking at it.
Sun Yue: Why are you so angry?
Li Yunfan said,"It's dry and mangy. It's not round at all."
After saying that, Li Yunfan's eyes widened.
Sun Yue: It's just like that when it's carved
Li Yunfan:
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