"Hahahaha!"
Old Guo couldn't hold it in anymore backstage and laughed heartily. Sister Xing, who was standing beside him, couldn't hold it in either and laughed along.
There were four basic skills in crosstalk. Speaking, teasing, and singing were the most important. A crosstalk segment depended on one's mouth. You had to make it interesting and grasp the ups and downs well.
However, when performing, one had to include the most basic thing, which was learning.
You have to control your expression.
The skill that Li Yunfan had learned was only level one, so when he performed, he could only simply magnify his expression and emotions.
He narrowed his eyes, pinched his throat, pointed to the side, bent down, and shouted.
"Pan him!"
The people below the stage couldn't hold back their laughter. In the three-hundred-seat theater, people drinking tea were shouting crazily below. Those who were eating melon seeds put down their melon seeds and clapped their hands.
"Okay…okay…I can't take it anymore, I'm going to burst out laughing!"
"This…this crosstalk is interesting."
"Hahaha, this is so interesting. It's so fun!"
On the stage, Sun Yue was trying her best to control herself. After all, the crosstalk needed to continue, but the situation was already out of control.
Crosstalk had a break in the performance. This was a phenomenon that had only recently appeared. When a joke was thrown out, the audience would laugh until they couldn't stop.
You can't say anything now. You have to control the audience's emotions. You can't say too much. No matter what you say at this time, no one will be able to hear you clearly.
Sun Yue was at the side with a smile on her face, while Li Yunfan was controlling the scene.
He spread his hands like a conductor and suppressed the crowd below the stage bit by bit.
"Everyone, slow down…slow down!"
Everyone's voices slowly lowered.
After Sun Yue saw that everyone had calmed down, she was ready to continue playing the supporting role.
However, looking at Li Yunfan's expression, it was not good. This guy was going to cause trouble again.
Everyone had quieted down, but Li Yunfan suddenly made a professional move and glared at them.
"Pan him!"
Hahahaha.
The audience who had just rested laughed again.，
This newcomer of Li Yunfan's was really too evil, alright?
But the second time, the laughter was much lower.
Sun Yue sighed. Stop being mischievous and quickly continue.
"Pan him!"
F * ck, it's coming again.
The audience laughed again. Sun Yue quickly pulled Li Yunfan and said,""Please come back first."
Li Yunfan drew the root carving and danced up and down. There was no physical performance, as if there was a root carving in front of him.
"Coiled Dragon!"
Sun Yue: Even root carvings?
Li Yunfan: " If you think about it, these scales are like small knives. This dragon claw is like a small awl. Your father is coiling it. Look at this root carving. It's getting redder and redder."
Sun Yue,"Blood is spilled."
Li Yunfan: But your dad has no blood left after a while
Sun Yue:
Li Yunfan: " Your father has no health left. He just stood there motionlessly. Every time you touch him, he'll buzz."
After saying that, Li Yunfan rolled his eyes and began to twitch.
Sun Yue quickly pulled Li Yunfan and said," Wait a minute. What did my father do?
Li Yunfan,"Heal him on the way back."
Sun Yue: " Sigh…I've never heard of him. Did my dad just steal a tower?"
Awesome.
Grandpa Yu Qian gave Li Yunfan a thumbs up. Although Sun Yue and Old Guo were of the same generation, Sun Yue used to work in the zoo. Old Guo felt sorry for her and took her in. He also signed a few of his brothers along the way.
However, in the end, Sun Yue was still a sidekick.
A sidekick was destined to be a green leaf. You had to say something interesting to give yourself extra points.，
It was very important to the script.
However, the audience laughed when he said " steal the tower." Although it wasn't very loud, it was already very good that it could make the people who were teasing him laugh.
"Where did this kid get this book? This book is quite powerful.”
" Keep watching," Old Guo said, rubbing his hands." Don't interrupt. I want to see the follow-up."
Li Yunfan continued,"What if it bleeds?"
Sun Yue,"Hurry up and go to the hospital."
Li Yunfan: " He went to the hospital. When he went to the hospital, he got injected with the wrong blood and was injected with chicken blood. In the end, after the old man came out, his condition changed. He wanted to pounce on anything he saw. He happened to see a Shoushan stone at the entrance of the hospital. The old man was angry when he saw it. It was dry and dry. It was not round at all. Pounce on him!"!!
Hahaha.
After Li Yunfan finished speaking, he directly compared it up and down, as if he was really fumbling around with the Longevity Mountain Stone.
The audience was amused by Li Yunfan's little imitation.
Sun Yue: Shoushan Stone?
Li Yunfan,"Pan him, Pan this Longevity Mountain Stone…Up and down, it's messy."
The audience was speechless.
The sound grew louder and louder. As Li Yunfan's performance was not real, the audience laughed and cheered. The sound waves came one after another, and they had no intention of stopping at all.
Sun Yue tugged at Li Yunfan, but there was no reaction.
Li Yunfan seemed to be possessed.
Sun Yue pulled again.
Li Yunfan still ignored him.
Sun Yue suddenly thought of something. Before going on stage, Li Yunfan had told him something.
Sun Yue directly punched Li Yunfan.
Li Yunfan directly fell to the ground. With a thud, he was thrown far away.
Hahahaha... The audience was stunned at first, then they started laughing.
Sun Yue was shocked. When did she become so strong?
However, Li Yunfan, who had fallen to the ground, was even more ferocious. He directly lay on the ground and began to coil up.
Li Yunfan,"This ground is a little uneven. It's dry and numb."
The audience:
Li Yunfan was stunned for a moment. He quickly got up and looked at the audience.
He said,"You guys are the first to answer, you know?"
The audience was not used to it. The most interesting thing about watching crosstalk was the interaction. Of course, malicious interaction was like digging a hole. At the very least, there was no possibility of digging a hole for something new.
Li Yunfan pointed at the microphone.
"Dry and numb."
"Pan him!"
Li Yunfan picked up a towel.
"Dry and numb."
"Kill him!"
Li Yunfan smiled evilly and looked at Sun Yue beside him.
Step by step, he approached.
"Look at this Sun Yue. She's dry and numb."
The audience was speechless.
Sun Yue: Go to hell.
After saying that, he pushed Li Yunfan away.
Li Yunfan and Sun Yue quickly left the stage.
The audience began to shout, whistle, and clap.
Old Guo looked at it. This was…going to be a big hit.
No, he had to help. It was not easy for him to have a good seedling.
Old Guo walked up the stage.
"Get down!"
Eh?
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